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Whiskeymarie: December 2011
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011. Rejection Notice From Kringle and Claus. Dear Ms. VonPartypants,. I just checked my list and then checked it again, and WOW, have you been bad this year. I regret to inform you that I am unable to leave you presents this year due to the reasons cited by Kris Kringle Standards Board, Partition 3, MN State Codes 16d – 82a. Ratio of naughty to nice exceeds 9:1 (maximum ratio of 4:1 for gift eligibility). Advanced SantaScan™ technology detected "Nice List" forgery. Me, me, ME!
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Whiskeymarie: February 2012
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Wednesday, February 29, 2012. My girly scout vagina fire. I'd totally appreciate it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Me, me, ME! Where Has My Youth Gone? My girly scout vagina fire. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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Whiskeymarie: What did you get for christmas? Me? Well, I got disowned.
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009. What did you get for christmas? Well, I got disowned. I'm trying to figure out what it was exactly that I did that led to my Dad dumping me via voice mail yesterday (last time it was via e-mail, he seems to be regressing, technologically speaking. I expect our next communication to be through the careful exchange of cassette tapes or by pony express). I even tried really, really, extra. Three times, I didn't swear (not even the G-rated ones like "fiddlesticks" and "drat! Hones...
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Whiskeymarie: And so we move on.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013. And so we move on. So, just when I recommitted myself to my home here, the universe decided to throw the proverbial poo in the fan and I had to take an unexpected hiatus. Sorry. I lied without the comfort of pre-meditation, which usually gives me time to fine-tune my tall tales. My Father-in-law, after many years of defying the odds and staying optimistic when staying optimistic made no sense, died a few weeks ago. All my best, Chris. February 27, 2013 at 1:41 PM. Give that ...
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Whiskeymarie: August 2013
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Thursday, August 29, 2013. Family ties that bind.and strangle. A letter I just emailed to my Dad (who I just heard is suffering with severe congestive heart failure), whom I haven't spoken to since Dec. '09. But I'm willing to let it go, and I NEED to let it go, if that means I have you in my life. I'm willing to NEVER discuss "old business", forgive and forget, and just move forward to be happy. For this to work, you have to accept me entirely as I am, and I mean this. There is no trying to change m...
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Whiskeymarie: May 2013
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Sunday, May 5, 2013. The quiet poetry of Baywatch. I wondered aloud to my friend Waffle if the night was going to be another "Baywatch" sort of night as we walked from the Mexican restaurant to the formerly glorious supper club for an after-dinner drink. It was cold and gray out, and finally getting dark. Baywatch" was on the old TV behind the bar with the closed captioning on, in case we weren't able to discern the predictable plot amidst all the boobage. And we sat. Silent. And we watched. Now, finding...
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Whiskeymarie: September 2012
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012. The best picture of a cat butt you'll probably see all day. Random photographic sort of evidence that I haven't been incarcerated for trying to smuggle squirrels into the movies or wandering the country in search of the elusive Hamburglar. Again. Not pictured: 3,764 more tomatoes, 98 cucumbers, 247 hot peppers and 2 Hobbits. Bubs singing- poor boy can't carry a tune or hit the high notes to save his life. I'll try to remedy that asap. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Me, me, ME!
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Whiskeymarie: August 2012
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Sunday, August 26, 2012. He was talking about mental illness. More specifically, HIS mental illness. The thing that resonated most with me was when he was talking about when he (also) got diagnosed with MS (this dude not only is bi-polar, severely depressive and occasionally manic, but MS? And he raised a valid point- why do we look away, fiddle with our phones, or feign an emergency when someone has the balls to mention/discuss mental health issues? You don't attack it, it attacks you. But it's not alwa...
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Whiskeymarie: The quiet poetry of Baywatch
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Sunday, May 5, 2013. The quiet poetry of Baywatch. I wondered aloud to my friend Waffle if the night was going to be another "Baywatch" sort of night as we walked from the Mexican restaurant to the formerly glorious supper club for an after-dinner drink. It was cold and gray out, and finally getting dark. Baywatch" was on the old TV behind the bar with the closed captioning on, in case we weren't able to discern the predictable plot amidst all the boobage. And we sat. Silent. And we watched. Now, finding...
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Whiskeymarie: January 2012
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012. Know your ass like you know your face, people. Now that these stretchy, minimal, pant-LIKE things are back in fashion, and since they don't seem to be going away any time soon, I'd like to remind the world of a few guidelines that one may wish to follow when donning these pantyhose-disguised-as-pants:. Stop, for the love of all that is holy, STOP thinking of these as full-fledged pants. They aren't, so just knock it off already. Well, you don't. Do I own a pair? Me, me, ME!
