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Café Predatoria: Beach Boy Strikes Again, 1

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Where coffee is served, with a drop of acid . Saturday, April 21, 2007. Beach Boy Strikes Again, 1. Nothing seems to faze Bruce Bautista. One word to describe Bubba: egoist. ‘Nuff said. But I’ll explain it anyway. He divides his time between hunting for fresh meat, talking gibberish over the phone with nefarious international clients and smoking Marlboro Reds. Obviously, he needs a life. Oh yeah, and he is open to the idea of whoring himself for a living. Juust kidding Ba. Or am I? He doesn’t appre...

Café Predatoria: When No One's Watching, 1

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Where coffee is served, with a drop of acid . Saturday, February 24, 2007. When No One's Watching, 1. In the thick of it all: the tumult of the crowd, the clinking of the glasses, the livid shadows caused by blinding lights, the loud, pulsating noise, the tear-inducing miasma of cigarette smoke: she was there. Garbed in her favorite tiny red dress, she surveyed the room. Her eyes now fixed on a guy sitting at the bar. 8220;Haven’t you broken up with her yet? Furtively studying the girl’s apparent d...

Café Predatoria: Slowly, He Enters Her, 2

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Where coffee is served, with a drop of acid . Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Slowly, He Enters Her, 2. 10 Yakap sa Dilim. Now this is honest. The composer / singer ( Jim Paredes. Admitted that this is really an erotic song he wrote when the music-industry was filled with cutesy, sugary, un-poetic, bubblegum popcrap disguised as quality music. Now this is courageous … and literal. But if you want to extract some political or philosophical sense from the song, Cuddling in the Dark. Poyake and Pimp Chicken.

Café Predatoria: Slowly, He Enters Her, 3

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Where coffee is served, with a drop of acid . Thursday, February 15, 2007. Slowly, He Enters Her, 3. 7 She’s the One. Now I don’t have that much problems with this one; the lyrics is … uhm … boyband-ish pop crap and all. But it’s the video I’m more concerned of. His sick mind can think of. She transforms from a beauty queen, a rock chick, a skimpily-clad chambermaid (It’s soo internet porn! To … a girl jumping rope … in slow motion. Top 6 and 5. Interrupted … I mean, rudely. 8221; I said, puzzled. The Ro...

Café Predatoria: Starvation & Lavatory Rendezvous, 1

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Where coffee is served, with a drop of acid . Saturday, May 05, 2007. Starvation and Lavatory Rendezvous, 1. Save for a couple of cheeseburgers, copious amounts of black coffee and coke floats, and five KFC brownies (Man, they’re so heavenly I could eat 5 of ‘em in one sitting! I have not eaten real food for like days (more or less 96 hours)! In my current weight, I cannot afford to loose any more pounds. Otherwise, the wind could just easily lift me up and blow me all the way to Annapurna. The reason be...