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Luke Writes What You Read: 09.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. The Worst Gaming College Ads Ever. Because "You could be a game designer! Is the new "I'll give you some magic beans for that cow.". If you don't want to punch this guy, well done on revealing yourself as a robot, SUCKER! To find out how even four years of sitting around drinking can be turned into a waste of time. I think these guys were less. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Live at the Witch Trials. The Worst Gaming College Ads Ever.
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Luke Writes What You Read: 02.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. Cats explained by comic, Scientific Americat and Catmopolitan over at Cracked! Team Fortress 2: THE WORST UPDATE EVER! Fun and photoshop over at Lowpings. Twitter Swamps Idiots (instead of being swamped BY them, for once). Twitter's torrential outpouring of insanity'n'inaty was finally put to good use when they drowned out a Westboro Baptist Church protest. If you don't know who the WBC, the Jeopardy question is "Which insane scumbags protest at funerals for free publicity?
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Luke Writes What You Read: 12.2009
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Luke Writes What You Read. Cheap Fighter II, The World's Worst Warriors! Watch as I prove every single person who said I wouldn't get paid for practicing the screw piledriver wrong! A solid decade of beat-em-up hatred refined into one pure parcel of humor, for your delectation and delight. If you've ever been appalled by Eddy, shoryukened out of the sky, or were tricked into playing Killer Instinct, this one's for you. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter.
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Luke Writes What You Read: 05.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. Computer games, misspent youth and Cracked comedy - I love how my entire life trained me for this gig. Press 1P to Go Read. Are you a bad enough dude to Digg it. The original, unedited image! Cocktail Can Kiss My Ass. Tom Cruise has been wrong about almost everything, and like most people his poorest decisions were in the Eighties. And why I still hate it. Labels: drink and food. I rate five sniper rifles on effectiveness. The 5 Worst Attempts At Coding Girls Into Games. You'll...
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Luke Writes What You Read: 04.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. The Internet's Only Entirely Positive Gaming Tattoo Article! It's all too easy to mock gaming tattoos, in the same way it's easy to mock people who set themselves on fire. Which is why most articles about them end up as funny as a surgeon's apology. But not this one! I didn't even need. To be funny after a photo like that, but I did it anyway. So read. The Energy Drink Overload Experiment. The last time I endured this much pain for an article was watching Dancing With The Stars.
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Luke Writes What You Read: 08.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. The Eightiest Movie Of All Time. Of course it features Mr T. Of course there's a community center. Of course it's awesome. You are being pitied direct from 1984. Cracked continues to kick ass with my Mr T Defines A Decade Feature. The Top 5 Kickass Car Weapons Conversions. THIS is an optional extra, where the "option" is "destroying anything". The fine folks over at Carsumer feature my work on the Top 5 Civilian Vehicle Weapons Systems. Truly Terrifyingly Tacky Phones. I'd swea...
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Luke Writes What You Read: 01.2011
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Luke Writes What You Read. Move along folks, plenty to see here but even more (and better organized) over on my new site. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Live at the Witch Trials. Aran Brew, the only beer and knitting blog. Luke is a freelance writer. Contact luke@lukemckinney.org. With comments, job offers, or shards of the Skull of Jez'Krathaq.
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Luke Writes What You Read: 10.2010
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Luke Writes What You Read. The Story of a Young Gentleman and Some Dirty Girls. Mocking idiots online is a fair fraction of my job description, which is why I'm delighted to encounter an online hero instead. Actors are paid millions to convey this level of emotion. He wasn't smart, and he wasn't thinking, and there is in fact a fair chance someone else had to turn the computer on for him. But he's the greatest gentleman I've ever encountered on YouTube. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Luke Writes What You Read: Cannibal Mutant Gravity-Gun Murder: The Hidden
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Luke Writes What You Read. Cannibal Mutant Gravity-Gun Murder: The Hidden. I'm not going to lie: Cannibal Mutant Gravity-Gun Murder. Is such an awesome phrase I'm going to say it as much as possible. Luckily the acronym, CMG-GM, doesn't really work so I have an excuse to enjoy each syllable every single time. Never mind getting to actually do it in a game! I'd swear we had a team-mate instead of this pile of blood and corpse-parts. It's an absolutely free game, and you should go over to Lowpings.
