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Saturday Night Live Transcripts contains over 4,000 transcripts of SNL's most popular sketches. Updated weekly with new transcripts, from the early days of the Not Ready For Prime Time Players to its current incarnation.
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SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 05/20/89: Pumping Up With Hans & Franz
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts. Season 14: Episode 20. 88t: Steve Martin / Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers. Pumping Up With Hans and Franz. Joseph Wilhelm Zieglefreud.Steve Martin. Welcome to "Pumping Up With Hanz and Franz", the informative training program for the serious weightlifter. Theme From 2001: A Space Odyssey" plays, as cameras slowly pan up on Hans and Franz, whose chest muscles begin to sway up and down ]. Alright. Once again, I am Hans. And I am Franz. And we just want to. That's right, an...
Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley
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Daily Affirmation With Stuart Smalley. Stuart Smalley.Al Franken. I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with. Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley". Stuart Smalley is a caring nurturer, a member of several 12-step programs, but not a licensed therapist. Open on Stuart giving himself a pep talk in his full-length mirror ]. I'm going to do a terrific show today! And I'm gonna help people! Turns to camera ]. Nervous...
SNL Transcripts: John Lithgow: 12/07/85: Master Thespian
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts. Season 11: Episode 4. 85d: John Lithgow / Mr. Mister. Master Thespian.Jon Lovitz. The early part of the 20th Century produced some of the greatest actors ever to grace the stage - Barrymore, Gelgud, Richardson, Olivier. But. there was one actor who surpassed them all in both brilliance and volume. Born Jonathon Yankonvichi, he was known to all simply by the name that described him best: Master Thespian. Pan across to Master Thespian writing in his diary ]. Oh, please....
All Things Scottish
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Stuart Rankin.Mike Myers. Customer #1.Dana Carvey. Customer #2.Phil Hartman. Ronnie Rankin.Keifer Sutherland. Customer #3.Victoria Jackson. Customer #1 enters All Things Scottish ]. Welcome to All Things Scottish - if it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp! Can I help ye? Yeah, I'd like a poster of the guy who played Scotty on "Star Trek", have you got that? Okay sure. [ exits ]. Get out here, and bring some more Scotty posters, would ye? Enters from back room ] Man, Stuart, why don't you chill, man? Well, act...
SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 04/22/78: Two Wild and Crazy Guys
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts. Season 3: Episode 18. 77r: Steve Martin / The Blues Brothers. Two Wild and Crazy Guys. Yortuk Festrunk.Dan Aykroyd. Georg Festrunk.Steve Martin. Fox #1.Gild Radner. Fox #2.Laraine Newman. Those Wild and Crazy Guys, Yortuk and Georg Festrunk swingingly enter their bachelor pad ]. Oh, Georg my brother, there will certainly be a lot. Of swinging in our bachelor pad tonight! Laughing and swinging ] Hold it! Let's catch some rays! They both laugh and swing ] For get. Usually, ...
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Joshua Villines' Internet Humor Archive
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S, and better formatting." /. Joshua's Internet Humor Archive. I have taken the absolute best of the forwarded e-mails I've received (the ones that made me laugh out loud), removed those ridiculous 's and the hard returns, added color, cleaned up the formatting, and posted them here for your enjoyment. Me immediately so that I can remove it from the site. If something is an Urban Legend, I have marked it as such. As a Netiquette note: you might want to visit the Urban Legends Search Engine. Top Ten - HMO.
Janet's Blog
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There pictures look just like my beloved Puds! You are my inspiration. Tuesday, April 15, 2014. Interesting day. It is Passover. I just watched one of the best speeches I have ever heard by Conon O'Brien at the 2011 Commencement. He spoke of disappointment and how to survive it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Just like my baby. Puddy 1990-May 21, 2007. Pope John Paul II is Canonized by Pope Francis I. Interesting day. It is Passover. I just watched . Hey, and welcome to my blog! Go out and Live!
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Mainly my own thoughts and the like. Just ceb it (links). My art of the mix page. Msn: thelarch44 @ hotmail . com (remove spaces). Tuesday, January 13, 2004. After thinking about it, i'm moving to livejournal (because there is an option to make entries friends-only, and besides, it's cooler). addendum. I forgot to publicize the address: http:/ www.livejournal.com/users/larchman. Posted by Ben at 3:12 PM. Thursday, January 08, 2004. Posted by Ben at 5:24 PM. Tuesday, January 06, 2004. I begin working at c...
Jason's Blog and Stuff: December 2012
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Jason's Blog and Stuff. Stuff I've blogged in here. Friday, December 21, 2012. Have a look at the eclectic first issue of Far Enough East (H.A.L. Publishing's new online literary journal), of which I am a part. There's some really cool stuff in here:. Http:/ www.farenougheast.com/issue-1/two-poems-jason-m-vaughn/. Thursday, December 20, 2012. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, ZZZZ. Saying things to each other. Also, there's a mole and I'm asleep. Thursday, December 6, 2012. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Http:/ www&...
Jason's Blog and Stuff: October 2014
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Jason's Blog and Stuff. Stuff I've blogged in here. Tuesday, October 14, 2014. Do you know about All Hallow's Read? That tradition Neil Gaiman sometimes talks about. Well, if you don't know about it, maybe you should. Maybe you should know about it. Here's a link to a not-at-all-creepy article I did about it, if you wanna know more about it. Which you should. Http:/ www.germmagazine.com/all-hallows-read/. Also, please feel free to enjoy this kinda spooky but mostly just weird picture:.
Jason's Blog and Stuff: May 2015
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Jason's Blog and Stuff. Stuff I've blogged in here. No posts. Show all posts. No posts. Show all posts. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm Jason. People might say of me: "Hey, there's Jason," or, "Doesn't that guy over there look like Jason would look if Jason didn't look like he used to look? Or, "Jason got me pregnant and then left me and our baby high and dry for some whore down in Texas. No, not that Jason; another Jason.". View my complete profile. From Hair to Infinity. Http:/ www.imminst.org.
Jason's Blog and Stuff: March 2014
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Jason's Blog and Stuff. Stuff I've blogged in here. Thursday, March 13, 2014. Escape from Dinosaur Planet, Part 2. Come escape with us, won't you? Seriously, don't be a heel and. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm Jason. People might say of me: "Hey, there's Jason," or, "Doesn't that guy over there look like Jason would look if Jason didn't look like he used to look? Or, "Jason got me pregnant and then left me and our baby high and dry for some whore down in Texas. No, not that Jason; another Jason.".
Ticking to a Different Tock: January 2012
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Ticking to a Different Tock. The ups, downs and oddities of life. Tuesday, 31 January 2012. Sh*t Journalists Say (more or less). Ah, memories. Oddly, it doesn't include slamming down the phone/storming in and spewing forth the kind of profanity that would make a sailor stand up and salute. Ah well, maybe that's for the next vid. This was made by the good folks at Stuff Journalists Like. Posted by Groovy Yank. Links to this post. Saturday, 28 January 2012. Haiku to the working man. OK, my dawn is at 8).
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