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The Redfin Files: November 2007
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Names have been changed or withheld to protect the innocent. As well as the not-so-innocent. Tuesday, November 20, 2007. I have never, ever been a person fond of physical exertion. When people ask me how often I workout or go to the gym, I can only laugh. One of my all-time favorite jokes is that I only run if I’m being chased – which, thankfully, has not ever happened. And I really don’t understand those people who actually claim to enjoy exercising. Between you and me? Thankfully, I was genetically ble...
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The Redfin Files: Packed up and Moved
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Names have been changed or withheld to protect the innocent. As well as the not-so-innocent. Wednesday, February 6, 2008. Packed up and Moved. The Redfin Files have been moved to livejournal. If you'd like to find me, please inquire within. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). About Me - Is There Anyone Else? I'm a witch, I'm a bitch, I don't care what you say. I'm sassy and sarcastic. My blog is no different. View my complete profile. Packed up and Moved. What I Do At Work Instead of Working.
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The Redfin Files: Let's Get Physical?
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Names have been changed or withheld to protect the innocent. As well as the not-so-innocent. Tuesday, November 20, 2007. I have never, ever been a person fond of physical exertion. When people ask me how often I workout or go to the gym, I can only laugh. One of my all-time favorite jokes is that I only run if I’m being chased – which, thankfully, has not ever happened. And I really don’t understand those people who actually claim to enjoy exercising. Between you and me? Thankfully, I was genetically ble...
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The Redfin Files: October 2007
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Names have been changed or withheld to protect the innocent. As well as the not-so-innocent. Wednesday, October 31, 2007. What the Fuck Does That Mean? Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Today’s Office Space plots:. Right So, if someone gets here at 8 AM (*ahem: ME), and you get here at 9 AM, wouldn’t you...
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The Redfin Files: It's Always Better to Fire People on a Friday
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Names have been changed or withheld to protect the innocent. As well as the not-so-innocent. Friday, November 2, 2007. It's Always Better to Fire People on a Friday. Subtitle: My Eyes Are Up Here. Or Down Here, as you'll see. Yes folks, it's about time for another workplace rant. If it's any time between 8am and 4:30 pm (EST) on a weekday, I can guaran-damn-tee you someone is annoying me in some way, shape, or form. And I promise you, it's going to be straight outta Office Space. Because it's a Friday?
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The Devil Page: August 2007
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Bringing evil to the people. Thursday, August 16, 2007. I'm gonna stab a bitch. Also, considering the crankiness I'm subjecting you to, I've added some photos as a special treat. The first photo is the wedding party, so you can get a good look at Shirley's crazy yellow Barbie hair. The second picture is Kim, who obviously ran afoul of the photographer. The last is the gorgeous bride and groom from my harrowing tale. Enjoy! Good grief, could people possibly be more selfish and shitty? Because she wanted t...
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The Devil Page: March 2009
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Bringing evil to the people. Tuesday, March 17, 2009. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Fools! Before you ask: No, there is not a new Antichrist among us (or maybe there is). This is my delightfully evil little goddaughter, Mad Dog, showing her pride at the South Side Irish Parade on Sunday. See, it's not all hate and complaining about stupid people on this site. Sometimes there are cute babies, like my little chicken here. Now go have a drink! Proper Irish stay home on St. Patrick's Day,. Friday, March 13, 2009.
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The Devil Page: April 2009
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Bringing evil to the people. Wednesday, April 8, 2009. Well, hello there. SPRING 2009 HUMBOLDT HOMELESS WATCH. Ahh, Chicago has finally graced us with some temperate weather and the local homeless are coming out of their burrows and Oscar the Grouch-style trashcans to greet the people. The new trend in homelessness this year is bizarre pretensions. Only this morning, one of the Fruteria Crew greeted me in an affected English accent with " 'Ello, love! I love books and I read a ton of them. B [I'd call th...
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The Devil Page: July 2007
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Bringing evil to the people. Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Everybody wants to be me. You know it's true. Saturday, I attended a delightful party in honor of my friends' Jason and Erin's birthdays as well as a bon voyage for my hot piece of man meat that's moving to Japan (booooo! One of Erin's friends brought a pinata filled with tampons, condoms and KY jelly mixed in with the candy and toys. I brought jello shots which caused, in part, an epidemic of drunkenness at the event. I'm feeling self-indulgent today.
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The Devil Page: May 2007
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Bringing evil to the people. Friday, May 25, 2007. Celebrity Gossip of the Day! HOT BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney was caught raping the bloated corpse of Jerry Falwell. In his defense, Cheney responded "well, that tease would never give it up when he was alive and he honestly doesn't look any different.". Have you noticed how Madonna looks a bit like she should be living under a bridge lately? Waste not, want not, Madge! OPRAH, A CYBORG? ANGELINA JOLIE QUOTE OF THE DAY:. Yes, that's right, Angelina Jolie ea...