nomadmomdiary.com
All the Times My Kids Ruined My Sex Life
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The Nomad Mom Diary. I'm carrying around a LOT of baggage. All the Times My Kids Ruined My Sex Life. My kids don’t want any more siblings. Oh sure, they might *say* they do, but as soon as I even think about the giving the one-eyed snake a little attention, those two little cockblocks start popping up faster than a whack-a-mole. Morning sex becomes practically impossible when you’re dealing with a kid who wakes up before the cock crows. Literally. (See what I did there? What about the shower, you say?
babypinkandtheboys.blogspot.com
Life with #BabyPink and the Boys: My 10 Things Jan 2016
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Life with #BabyPink and the Boys. Blogging my way through Life and Parenthood. Tuesday, 26 January 2016. My 10 Things Jan 2016. The 10 Things linky, hosted by the lovely Stevie from A Cornish Mum Blog. Was one of the first Linkys I took part in when I started blogging and is one of my favourites. When I had a blogging slump earlier in the year Stevie tagged me to do My 10 Photos that Make me Happy, I'd planned to use that for my end of year, My 10 Things post. Time and technology put paid to that. With r...
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Daft things my kids say! | PickingUpToys
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About Me / Work With Me. Daft things my kids say! By Picking Up Toys. All kids have cute and funny ways of saying or pronouncing certain words.Some of them are funny and some can be pretty embarrassing – guaranteed to be shouted whilst in the company of someone it shouldn’t. Like the times they shout out about you having a big bum whilst getting changed in the leisure centre ready for swimming.Cheers then. These are some of my faves that my kids regularly come out with! He really did though Mum! 8221; &#...
sothenstories.com
Wanna Hear Some Embarrassingly Comical Classroom Blunders? | So Then Stories
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Free Goodies for Readers. Darcy Perdu shares her escapades, encounters, and blunders – and invites you to do the same! Receive New Stories Through:. What Happens when the Elf reports MOM’S bad behavior? So thenI wake up at 3 am to the sound of click-clacking. I pop downstairs, peer round the corner, and see two tiny red felt feet scurry out of sight. My laptop screen is glowing, so I cross the room,…. Parenthood’s an Art — AND a Science! Oh, SOMEONE’S bein’ SASSY! I MUST Kidnap a Spaniard! So thenwe're c...
yespeasmumma.wordpress.com
I LOVE THESE THINGS….. | 'Yes Peas Mumma'
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039;Yes Peas Mumma'. Stories of Me, My Kid and Life. ABOUT IT ALL…. I LOVE THESE THINGS…. July 7, 2015. July 8, 2015. I wrote a post awhile ago called, My Resting Bitch Face When Things Peeve Me Off. It was a full on whinge about some little things that REALLY IRRITATE ME! Look, I am not proud of getting pissed off at really small things, but you just got me on a bad day……okay? Kanye You are a dick. But your resting bitch face is priceless. So here is a list of a few things I appreciate…. They will spark...
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So Much Hate… – The Ridiculous Mrs H
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The Ridiculous Mrs H. Caution: may contain nuts. So Much Hate…. November 17, 2015. November 17, 2015. My last post, about the eight weeks I spent in the NHS, was quite a serious one, and I was supposed to follow it up with an article that went back to my usual ridiculous humour. I was supposed to be publishing an article on childbirth, and it promised to be a hoot. It has vagina jokes! It has me getting high! But then Saturday morning happened, and somehow I couldn’t find the ability to press ‘publish’.
diaryofanunexpectantmother.com
Learning how to believe in yourself - The Diary of an Unexpectant Mother
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Pregnancy & Beyond. Learning how to believe in yourself. Learning how to believe in yourself. Written by Natalie Streets. So it got me thinking, is learning to believe in yourself ever something people fully grasp? Reinvent myself in to the person that I really wanted to be. Rather than the person I was pigeon-holed as and believed I had to be. I didn’t feel attractive. I didn’t feel intelligent. I was useless at everything I tried. Today I realised that although I believe in myself in some ways, I don&#...
sothenstories.com
Do I Embarrass Myself in Front of Celebrities? Why Yes, Yes I Do! | So Then Stories
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Free Goodies for Readers. Darcy Perdu shares her escapades, encounters, and blunders – and invites you to do the same! Receive New Stories Through:. What Happens when the Elf reports MOM’S bad behavior? So thenI wake up at 3 am to the sound of click-clacking. I pop downstairs, peer round the corner, and see two tiny red felt feet scurry out of sight. My laptop screen is glowing, so I cross the room,…. Parenthood’s an Art — AND a Science! Oh, SOMEONE’S bein’ SASSY! I MUST Kidnap a Spaniard! So thenwe're c...
mummysays.net
An Open-Plan kitchen - the Heart of Our Home - Mummy Says...
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PR Information & disclosure. An Open-Plan kitchen – the Heart of Our Home. July 20, 2015. We have been living in our new house for two weeks now and, very slowly, we are starting to make it ours. In some ways I feel like we’ve been given a blank slate on which to make our mark. In other ways, I feel like I still see so much of the previous owner everywhere. And so – our kitchen really has become our living space. We’re still to put something up on the wall over the fireplace, we’re ...Over the weekend, w...
rightroyalmother.com
Pippa and the Duchess Celebrate Hot Engagement News with a Lady Garden Pool Party – Right Royal Mother
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6 Ways to Return to Work Like Royalty. How to Have a Right Royal Country Child. How to Day Trip Like a Duchess? 6 Ways the Duchess of Cambridge is Cleaning Up with the Carwash Je-ans. Is Motherhood like Kate Middleton really so marvellous? 8 riveting reasons for the ‘ladness’ of Prince George. What Wood Work for the Duchess of Cambridge’s Five Year Wedding Anniversary? Infographic for Tots 100: How to Blog Like a Duchess. Salisbury Parenting Magazine Interviews Right Royal Mother. Indiatourus Rex and the...
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