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The Phoenix Chronicles: 05.11
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? May 31, 2011. The Culinary Delights of Singaperumal Koil. With it's overpriced, oily food. The beautiful evenings, yes, the evenings are actually beautiful here. For example, The Barber used to survive one a scientifically crafted diet. His daily intake went something like this. His breakfast would mostly be a poori. The advantage was two-fold. One, that vegetative mix of rice, and vegetables, just sat around in your stomach for a long, lo...
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 04.10
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Apr 26, 2010. 15 more minutes. “…washes the stain right off…”. Why am I watching the Home Shopping Network? Click “…meanwhile the race for President…”. Click “…que pasa…”. Click Click. “…Britney Spears declined to comment…”. Great Click. “…the clothes in lukewarm water…”. The phone’s ringing. I didn’t realize I’d fallen asleep. “We’re downstairs. Where are ya, Johnny? 8221; “Coming”. 8220;We’re making the drop at the. Who talks like that?
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The Phoenix Chronicles: The Return of The Dali - The First Try.
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Feb 25, 2013. The Return of The Dali - The First Try. Clockwise. Anticlockwise. Upside down.*. Clockwise. Anticlockwise. Upside down.*. Hey man, how about another one of those Galacticky thingys? Clockwise. Anticl.Well, wiping glasses kinda sucks doesn't it? I said, HEY MAN HOW ABOUT AN. I'm outta this dump! That was a year ago. A year. Chasing a ghost. Well, not so much a "ghost" than a "temporally challenged midget". Countertop at the R@EOTW.
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 02.13
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Feb 28, 2013. A Good Day To Dali Hard. So the done thing when you get a code is to decode it, apparently. And the best way to get this done is to hand over said code to a guy who knows a guy, in a dark alley behind a bar. At night. Wearing trench coats. And sunglasses. No, don't ask me why. These are time honoured traditions that have existed since the days of The Wachowskii. But unlike wormholes, which are a dime a dozen, loopholes are extrem...
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 02.11
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Feb 7, 2011. The Spirit Has Run Out Surprisingly Fast. Thanks to a combination of work, a weird virus and a cold weather, the New Year spirit has gone AWOL. One week. That's how long it took to disappear. But then again, I'm celebrating the first healthy week since New Year's Day, so tally ho and all that I suppose. IfItAintBigItAintForMe - If you want something big I suggest you go check out porn sites. I really need this. God, grant me the s...
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 04.11
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Apr 28, 2011. The Supershort Story Of How The World Ends. End process "superman.dll". Apr 26, 2011. A Bit Of Luck, A Bit Of Black Magic. I found her hiding behind a row of Royals in various stages of repair, at "Bullet" Gopi's "Diesel Bullet Garriage". Yeah, that's how it was spelt, as the board that hung over his garage announced. A protege of the Bullet Legend of Pudupet. Yep, he was one of a kind. Why should she be any different? And Ashan ...
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 12.11
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Dec 31, 2011. The Script of A Romance. It's been such a long time! Why don't you tell me any stories nowadays? Hmmm, I don't know, I think I've run out of stories.". You'll never run out of stories! So tell me one now! There's only an hour left for New Year.". It can be a small story.". But I don't remember any right now.". Then make one up! I want a story now! OK OK, I think I got one.". But I wanted to hear a story tonight.". It was all you!
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 10.13
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Oct 18, 2013. TOW A Cyclone Named Nisha. Me, on a phonecall, during yet another SPK-induced existential crisis. Arrived at around 7 in the night. This is what she looked like at the time. The rain started off as an irritating drizzle that grew steadily worse, drenching us on our way home. Black Magic. The Giant sat on the only chair, deep in thought. And then came up with an ingenious scheme to dry his shoes. Morning came, and daylight threw i...
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The Phoenix Chronicles: A Touchy Movement
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Oct 24, 2012. Some time ago, I got a forwarded mail that was just so, so wrong. There is no other way to describe it. Let's have a look, shall we? Disclaimer 1: Personal Details masked, because I don't want to be hunted down and killed by a touching* Systems Analyst. Disclaimer 2: I have *nothing* against Systems Analysts. They're delightful people. Most of the time. One more touchy movement. HR (I did not asked her name). Thanks and Regards,.
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The Phoenix Chronicles: 12.10
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Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? Dec 27, 2010. Gotta Get This Up And Running.Again. I've been thinking of putting something up here for a long time. An original creation. But sadly that department seems to have shut up shop. Or there's no room for it inside my head right now. Whichever it is, point is that I have written mostly zilch in a long time. If you discount the BS on the many answer papers, I have written exactly zilch. The "I knew it." look reserved for all those...