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lola speaks: An open letter to the jerk who stole my bike:
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/05/open-letter-to-jerk-who-stole-my-bike.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. Summer 2015 Reading List. An open letter to the jerk who stole my bike:. An open letter to the jerk who stole my bike:. To the person who stole my bike from my balcony whilst I was asleep:. I was just trying to live an environmentally conscious life, leave as small a carbon footprint as I possibly could and then you came along and screwed that all up. Not to mention that I have to ride the stupid bus now. Why do you hate me?
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lola speaks: A Growing List of Reasons To Say, “KEEP YOUR FUCKING DICK IN YOUR PANTS”
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/02/growing-list-of-reasons-to-say-keep.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. A Growing List of Reasons To Say, “KEEP YOUR FUCKI. On short hair, sex, and THE NOW. A Growing List of Reasons To Say, “KEEP YOUR FUCKING DICK IN YOUR PANTS”. Today as I was waiting for the bus to take me to the health food store so I could buy my weekly supply of tofu, almond milk, and organic nuts and berries soldbytheBULK, a man showed me his penis. No.no. That was an understatement. It’s l...
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lola speaks: The Three Kings Delivered Me My Heart on a Platter
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/01/three-kings-delivered-me-my-heart-on.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. Summer 2015 Reading List. The Three Kings Delivered Me My Heart on a Platter. The Three Kings Delivered Me My Heart on a Platter. I swear to God, this is the start of my first book. A graphic novel. Almost like a kids book, but for adults. This is all the text. I'm gonna start on the visuals right now. It has been decided that this is the shit that I need right now? Oh my dear child, you just don’t understand. I had no idea ...
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lola speaks: June 2010
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Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. On Many Malignant Conditions. The women get burned alive and lie in critical condition for days with burns over 40% of our bodies. burnt by an entire society. our faces disfigured by a backwards religion, families that will no doubt say we deserved it. why didn’t we see it coming? Was it that of his father, booming, frighteningly authoritarian? The boys who chop the tails off lizards for fun. Last n...
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lola speaks: On short hair, sex, and THE NOW
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/02/on-short-hair-sex-and-now.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. A Growing List of Reasons To Say, “KEEP YOUR FUCKI. On short hair, sex, and THE NOW. On short hair, sex, and THE NOW. An old friend of mine recently posted an article. What the fuck do the Brits know about style anyway? Clothing held together by safety pins? Thanks for blessing the world with all your fashion gems, you pompous English assholes. This was a huge moment in my life, dear readers. You...
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lola speaks: Shaken
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/05/shaken.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. An open letter to the jerk who stole my bike:. When the earth began to shake, suddenly nothing was important: not the outfit I planned to wear on my birthday in a week, not the question of how to live through the awkward stages of growing out my hair, not the man who had just made me cry approximately 24 hours before. Did you not wake up in time to worry for your life? Did I just dream that shit?
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lola speaks: On Many Malignant Conditions
http://speaklolaspeak.blogspot.com/2010/06/on-many-malignant-conditions.html
Shhhhcan you hear it? Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. Summer 2015 Reading List. On Many Malignant Conditions. On Many Malignant Conditions. Last night, this is what I dreamed:. A tortuous session of should-i-call-him-yes-no-wait-yes-nonononono-wait-yes. And so I call him and a woman with an American accent and an upper-middle class, well-educated lilt to her voice picks up his cell phone and says, “Hello? Then I woke up. What it does mean:. He must perform a colposcopy. Whi...
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lola speaks: September 2009
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Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. I am not pregnant. The Politics of Penetration (Verse 2). Are You a Banal Sex Queen? Are You There God, Its Me Lola. I am not pregnant. Easy: not as much as you would think. I am not pregnant. For five days I wondered, what if. What if for nine months the clothes that fit me a few days ago now rubbed into the swelling mound that housed half of me? What if I were a mother just like my mother? What if...
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lola speaks: November 2009
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Shhhhcan you hear it? Summer 2015 Reading List. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. Clear Blue Easy Redux. Sex is NOT normal. A pleasant midweek addition. Top 10 Reasons to NOT Have Sex: 6-10. Top 10 Reasons to NOT Have Sex: 1-5. Clear Blue Easy Redux. It's a good thing the guy I'm seeing (don't worry; it's not serious, we promise) has vowed (well not really) to never read my blog because if he read this he would feel REALLY awkward. Phew! Easy: not as much as you would think.
