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mamajulep.com: How You Know You May Have Failed as A Parent but Nailed It as a Sane Person
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Wednesday, April 22, 2015. How You Know You May Have Failed as A Parent but Nailed It as a Sane Person. This is not me. As people go, parents may be about as sharp as marbles. What sane person would go out of their way to be wholly responsible for another human being, let alone multiple people? We take care of every conceivable need our young present to us. We clean up the unthinkable. We hold and love them. While they scream to get away from us. Told my kid...
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mamajulep.com: 11/01/2014 - 12/01/2014
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Friday, November 21, 2014. How to Date When You're Old and Covered in Kids. As you know, awhile back I became a "single" person. It felt really weird. And it didn't take long until I fell face first into the world of dating as a forty-seven. Mother of a volleyball team. It was a total. When I first set up my new homestead, I was like Snow White to my little dwarfs. You know,. Stinky, Sloppy, Mouthy, Guilty, Nervy and Shifty. That I did not cook. When I did l...
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mamajulep.com: Random Things that Decay a Mom's Brain
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Sunday, January 18, 2015. Random Things that Decay a Mom's Brain. My brain cannot take anymore. Not one more bit of nonsense. Losing baby weight was easier than this. Grad school was easier than this. I think telepathy would be easier than this. At least if I. Telepathy I could do something about it! My kids cannot be this senseless. They must be doing this on purpose. Could I really be raising an army of sloths? What are they gonna do when they grow up and.
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mamajulep.com: If I Never Had Kids
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Sunday, April 19, 2015. If I Never Had Kids. When people think of my family. I have children. Six of them. I was only supposed to have two. Not exactly the poster child for family planning. And even though I accidentally had six kids, I had them because I wanted to be open to life. This also meant I was open to living life for someone else other than me. But the fact is, I. Drink vodka in my closet. Buy only clothes on sale, sleep when and where it works out...
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mamajulep.com: 03/01/2015 - 04/01/2015
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Wednesday, March 11, 2015. Mamajulep Vs The Six Pack. My most popular posts are always about the insanity that comes with my super-sized crew. I guess it makes y'all feel better to know. It could be worse! I delivered triplets. After my oldest had turned all of three. Let's have a moment of silence and let that stupidity sink in for a minute, shall we? Because I topped myself. I got divorced just as five of my six were in the throws of puberty. Kids are reso...
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mamajulep.com: 12/01/2014 - 01/01/2015
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Monday, December 29, 2014. The Sloths that are my Kids. My kids are geniuses. Okay, they're sloths. But it takes a real genius to avoid chores to the level of slothiness. But its a conundrum because the work they put in to avoiding work. is actual work. Sometimes, even more work. It hurts my neurons just thinking of all the effort they put into. Working. How can I grab some of their genius? Clean dog food dish before washing a cereal bowl. Same work ethic ap...
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mamajulep.com: 02/01/2015 - 03/01/2015
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Friday, February 13, 2015. A Valentine's Day Story. One of the scariest concepts is the word "change". Because no matter how hard things might be, we imagine they. But if we're being real, we know change is always there. And sometimes it hits us. You've been there. It may not have been the end of your marriage but it was a loss. It was like an out-of-body experience. What would I do with this new life where I was childless on alternate weekends? I had few pe...
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mamajulep.com: Ill Equipped and Stove Up
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Monday, February 9, 2015. Ill Equipped and Stove Up. It's funny when people think I've got my schmit together just because I made six babies and they are still alive. The fact that they are alive by no means suggests I'm equipped to have anything together. My weapon of choice is. What I aim for. Yes That's the same kid. I'm sure I'm red-flagged in a file folder somewhere. Completely. different. shoes. I've been dieting for two weeks. Dieting kills your s...
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mamajulep.com: A Valentine's Day Story
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Friday, February 13, 2015. A Valentine's Day Story. One of the scariest concepts is the word "change". Because no matter how hard things might be, we imagine they. But if we're being real, we know change is always there. And sometimes it hits us. You've been there. It may not have been the end of your marriage but it was a loss. It was like an out-of-body experience. What would I do with this new life where I was childless on alternate weekends? I had few pe...
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mamajulep.com: Favorite Posts
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One mother, 6 kids, and a big pot of nonsense. Here are the links to some of my favorite posts since I landed here in the fall of 2009. Most are meant to make fun of life's nonsense, some are serious, and some are not "G" rated but none are beyond PG13! On Nonsense in the World. Http:/ www.mamajulep.com/2010/09/open-letter-to-macho-men.html. Http:/ www.mamajulep.com/2010/07/nonsense-in-real-life.html. When I applied for a real job). Http:/ www.mamajulep.com/2010/12/moms-letter-to-santa.html. Http:/ www&#...
