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Pokemon: A Touching Love Story – The Fancy Banana
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Pokemon: A Touching Love Story. August 12, 2015. August 12, 2015. The rules are as follows:. 1 Write a whole paragraph. (child’s play). 2 Without any word containing the letter e . (impossibru! 3 By reading this you are already signed up. (curse you! 4 Challenge at least five bloggers to do the challenge. (can’t suffer alone). Pikachu looks at this stunning lady in front of him, and only lustful thoughts swamp his mind, making notations for his diary. Pika, pikapika pika pikachu. pikaaa-chu! A Little Hea...
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Happy Fathers’ Day – The Fancy Banana
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Happy Fathers’ Day. June 21, 2015. June 21, 2015. Happy Fathers’ Day (I didn’t get you anything). I feel that it is only necessary I declare the things I love most about you (I’ll stick to the big ones and keep it short because it’s the weekend and I’m too lazy to do all of them. I won’t even proofread anything). Why did you force me to go out and find myself a better name? You and I have a strong father-son connection that I am grateful for (it’s the reason I can sense your conscience mocking me every t...
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Happy Birthday, Mum – The Fancy Banana
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Happy Birthday, Mum. July 1, 2015. June 30, 2015. Happy birthday (I didn’t get you anything either. Your parenting skills are simply above reproach (you didn’t drop me as a baby. I guess you get points for that). You love all of us the same, you have never shown favoritism (except that time you took my sister’s side in a fight we had). As a disciplinarian, you have proven your ability (the pain! There are no in-betweens). I know it was the 90s, but still. I will never. I will take every chance to prove t...
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A Hotbed of Conspiracy – The Fancy Banana
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A Hotbed of Conspiracy. July 29, 2015. July 28, 2015. Have a good laugh and tell us all about it later. They say problems are part of life. If you find yourself shaking your head in disagreement because you’ve not run into any problems in your life, I humbly request that you pack your belongings and move out of Disneyland. The real world needs you so we can suffer together as one, the human race. Because at the end of the day,. It’s the sound of people clicking away to go read funny stuff on Tumblr.
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Church Is Scary – The Fancy Banana
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July 8, 2015. July 17, 2015. If you find that title to be even slightly blasphemous, click here. Then tell me later about how I’m doomed forever. As I was saying, church is scary. Now, everybody who knows me well enough knows that I’m always looking for a reason to not go to church. Whether it’s convincing arguments made by Eddie Griffin. Of reasons that were out of my control. I’ve had some pretty weird experiences in church before, but this was by far the worst. My mind: Oh no! Churcher: Are you youth?
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Honor Thy Fossils – The Fancy Banana
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June 24, 2015. July 17, 2015. Have you ever had a craving for something hit you so bad you couldn’t contain it? It could be something like food, a particular song or your crush’s attention (not that I would know). I’m sure it’s happened to everybody at one point or another in their life. On this particular occasion, a friend had sent me a picture of her and some of her friends at an event. The keyword is assume. Then I got mad. 8220;Enough with the childbirth imagery already.”. I paid for my Red Bull and...
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Seminars, The Wolf of Wall Street and…Stuff – The Fancy Banana
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Seminars, The Wolf of Wall Street and…Stuff. August 12, 2015. August 19, 2015. Sometimes I think my life isn’t real, like I’m living in some version of The Matrix. Or The Truman Show. I’d say I’m cursed, but that’s just crazy. I say this because some things that happen to me are usually so completely ridiculous that I fail to see how it’s not simulated reality. I can’t even get a drink without things happening. And they’re all in this one photo. Me I felt proud of my country that morning, but then I star...
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A Little Heads Up/ Warning – The Fancy Banana
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A Little Heads Up/ Warning. August 5, 2015. August 5, 2015. This post is directed towards my schoolmates mostly, but also anybody who hasn’t seen me in a week or more. Nurse: Doctor, doctor! A patient has walked in with a new form of Ebola that’s. Airborne. We have fifteen seconds to warn everybody to hold their breath! Doctor 1: I don’t think so. My father invented the new Ebola and he says it takes twenty seconds to spread. Doctor 2: No. My neighbor had the new Ebola and it took him. Doctor 1: My father.
