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Tor's Take: A Few Thoughts on Swaddling
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Wednesday, June 30, 2010. A Few Thoughts on Swaddling. For those that don't know, swaddling is a way to wrap a baby to make her feel comforted and help her sleep. A blanket is systematically wrapped and folded until the baby is in a cocoon. This is supposed to be reminiscent of the limited mobility found in the womb. The butterfly will emerge from her cocoon and scream until your ears bleed. Good or bad, it'll all be over soon, Beautiful. She definit...
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Tor's Take: November 2009
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Monday, November 23, 2009. Awful Ways To Improve Transformers 2. Transformers 2 was a terrible movie. There were robots that talked jive (Stewardess, I speak jive), robots that talked like Joe Pesci (Am I a robot clown? And robots that used canes because they were old (What? The following is a list of terrible ideas that would still improve the movie.*. Replace Shia LaBeouf with Fisher Stevens. Have Optimus Prime contract robot AIDS. The song was wri...
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Tor's Take: Bean Medley (New Video)
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Thursday, August 19, 2010. Bean Medley (New Video). I sat down and tried to think about what would be the most embarrassing video I could make for my daughter's classmates to find when she's a teenager. I figure a bean costume (wonderfully made by my wife), some white tights, and the word "fart" ought to do it. I can always remind her that she smiled at me dancing in the bean costume the whole day of the shoot as she yells, "I hate you! Tors Shark Fa...
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Tor's Take: October 2009
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Monday, October 26, 2009. Tor's News Nuggets: 10/26/09. These are last week's rejections from iLarious (a fantastic iPhone app you should own). A Cleveland museum has found out that a lock of hair long thought to belong to Amelia Earhart is really just a piece of thread. No worries. The resilient museum has relabeled it "Authentic Lilliputian Rope Used To Restrain Gulliver.". A recent report says that Bernie Madoff is eating prison pizza that was mad...
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Tor's Take: June 2010
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Wednesday, June 30, 2010. A Few Thoughts on Swaddling. For those that don't know, swaddling is a way to wrap a baby to make her feel comforted and help her sleep. A blanket is systematically wrapped and folded until the baby is in a cocoon. This is supposed to be reminiscent of the limited mobility found in the womb. The butterfly will emerge from her cocoon and scream until your ears bleed. Good or bad, it'll all be over soon, Beautiful. She definit...
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Tor's Take: February 2010
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Sunday, February 28, 2010. Rejected Young Money Lyrics. There is a hit song on the radio now by Young Money called "Bed Rock." The chorus contains the lyric, "Call me Mr. Flinstone. I can make your bed rock." This is very clever. What people don't know is that there were several failed attempts at cartoon-inspired innuendo before they landed on "The Flintstones." Read them and the reasoning behind passing on them below. Friday, February 26, 2010.
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Tor's Take: Tor's Shark Facts (For Shark Week)
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Sunday, August 1, 2010. Tor's Shark Facts (For Shark Week). In honor of the beginning of Shark Week, I thought I would impart things that I know about sharks that maybe you didn't. This is stuff the Discovery Channel doesn't have the time to get to. Sharks are looked down upon by the other fish because they lack retirement plans. Sharks have a great sense of smell. It results in death if exposed to a particularly vicious hot boxing. March 11, 2011 at...
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Tor's Take: September 2009
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Rejected Palin Memoir Titles. It's been a while since there was a Twitter game that I've partaken in. The latest has you come up with other titles for the Sarah Palin memoir. Here is what I came up with:. A Pedigree of Dunces. Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. 100 Days of Ineptitude: Tracking the Race from VP Consideration to November 4th. I Support Abortion (Of Political Office Terms). Gov in the Time of Obama. Would yo...
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Tor's Take: August 2010
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Promising To Make You Laugh One Freakin' Time In 2010. Monday, August 30, 2010. Tor's Take Moving to Tumblr. I've been fighting this for a couple of months. Tumblr seems to be the current it place to post things so I'm moving over there. Everything from this blog has been transferred over at this point so please follow me there. Tor's Take on Tumblr. Thursday, August 19, 2010. Bean Medley (New Video). Sunday, August 1, 2010. Tor's Shark Facts (For Shark Week). The dorsal fin of a shark was originally oct...
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