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food Archives - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. February 12, 2016. I have now tried both bulletproof coffee. And the bullet journal. I have not tried putting these things together, though if I did I imagine the result would be an artful-yet-greasy coffee ring. Here’s my take on bulletproof coffee, also known as. Coffee with butter in it. The bullet journal deserves its own entry. I’ve seen the term used as an attention grabber in headlines, but never actually heard anyone use it.

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profanity Archives - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Halloween Profanity–For Children! August 2, 2015. What if you’re writing a book for children, but you want a character to swear profusely? In my upcoming middle grade chapter book,. I have a goblin character fond of swearing. Like so:. Right, right. Hobkit clapped him on the shoulder. I’ll join you. Could use a break from all this chaos and malarkey, batdarnit. Dagnabbit. Of all the bat-plagued, magic-cursed rotten timing! My goblin ...

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. One small, square box of revenge. August 23, 2016. To me, blackout poetry represents an opportunity to make mischief out of boring things like financial columns and interviews with Arnold Schwarzenegger. You excise the dull parts with swaths of ink or paint. It’s like a secret code created with gleeful defacement. Over a year ago. I found these few poems while looking through an old art journal, and had one of those Oh, cool! I thoug...

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Pumpkin Goblins Archives - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Tag Archives: Pumpkin Goblins. Pumpkin Goblins–Coming Fall 2015. August 21, 2015. About a process I’ve been using in the revision. I announced it on my mailing list. But I didn’t announce it here, on my blog, as one is supposed to do in this situation. Check out the Pumpkin Goblins page. For the full summary. Despite all that, I’m ridiculously happy with how the revision is coming along. Every aspect of the story is becoming a st...

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Spirit Notes Fading is out! May 22, 2016. This is my book. I bet you figured that. If it’s news to you that I have been working to put out a short collection of short stories, that’s because I’ve been basically awful at announcing it, or telling people at all. A punk band struggles to save their show when it’s upstaged by the wail of a real banshee. I knew that I was going to publish some book. Is it just a mess? However, as I said, ...

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art Archives - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. One small, square box of revenge. August 23, 2016. To me, blackout poetry represents an opportunity to make mischief out of boring things like financial columns and interviews with Arnold Schwarzenegger. You excise the dull parts with swaths of ink or paint. It’s like a secret code created with gleeful defacement. Over a year ago. I found these few poems while looking through an old art journal, and had one of those Oh, cool! I thoug...

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. For more information as I release new fiction, sign up for my newsletter. The following are available to read for free:. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. What would you like to follow? One small, square box of revenge. The Quantum Nature of Blogging, Part I. Everything I’ve ever learned about DIY haircuts. The End of the Caterpocalypse. On “Smithereens”.

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Why Tarot Cards are Awesome - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Why Tarot Cards are Awesome. August 4, 2015. For someone who’s decidedly not into New Age* things, or into spending money on anything, ever, I own a lot of freakin’ tarot cards. Three-hundred and twelve, to be exact. Four decks. Why do I own so many tarot cards? Because they are awesome. Here’s why. Tarot cards are like a right-brain pro-con list! 8221; and “is it worth the money to buy a new computer? 8221; and “face tattoo? Three i...

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Banana Gingerbread Granola for Maniacs - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Banana Gingerbread Granola for Maniacs. December 20, 2014. I’m a granola curmudgeon. Call this granola? It’s all oats. Used to be they put nuts in granola but not these days, nosiree, get maybe two nuts in a bag mutter mutter. I’m even worse with yogurt. The “this is not a food blog” granola self-portrait. Yes, self-portrait. Anyway, one of my two standby granolas is this Pumpkin Spice Granola. So Here is how to make that. Chop a ton...

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goblins Archives - Kris Bowser

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Chop wood, carry water, steal cheese. Pumpkin Goblins Coming Fall 2016. Pumpkin Goblins–Coming Fall 2015. August 21, 2015. There’s been a glaring omission on my part. Though, it’s not so much glaring as it is a one thousand dollar fireworks display that some guy sets off in his yard at midnight. The omission is a book, one that I’m revising and trying my hardest to publish this fall. I’ve mentioned to it, and alluded to it, and even wrote the blog post Halloween Profanity for Children! Despite all that, ...