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Spongemom Sweatpants: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009. Baby-Of-The-Family-Blues.sing it, Delaney. Hey there. It's me, Delaney! You know, Spongemom Kid Number Three? So my mom's been a little irritated with me lately. I mean, for the first fifteen months or so, things were fab around here - lots of attention, everybody cooing at me, people fetching me my sippy and my blanky when I felt a little cranky. Mom's all over ME all of a sudden. The whole deal has left me a little confused. Um, so.I have a feeling that this could sort...
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Spongemom Sweatpants: June 2008
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Ahhh I just love the smell of FRESH DESTRUCTION in the morning. WHEN WILL IT END, I ASK YOU? You know how animals "mark" their territory, right? Well, let's just begin thinking of Garrett as an animal. An animal who desperately needs some obedience training, because his current owner obviously doesn't know WHAT-THA-HELL she's doing. He's stepping it up, my friends - that is PERMANENT MARKER, stolen from my "hidden" stash in the kitchen. A large "NO" at the top of the deck stairs:.
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Spongemom Sweatpants: September 2008
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008. I decided that 9:30 might be a more appropriate time to put together coherent sentences, instead of the slop I passed off as an entry at midnight last night. However, there's been so much going on since I last went AWOL on my blog, that I think we'd better just go one family member at a time. We'll let Garrett go first:. He's been a kindergartener for about a month and a half now. Actually, to be more specific, THIRTY THREE DAYS. Because, yes! After six years, what I know abo...
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Crazy Mama: January 2007
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Fun At Home With Toddlers: Adventures At Walmart And Beyond. Wednesday, January 31, 2007. The one that makes you want to go kiss the feet of your child's teacher. I was asked a while back for some funny teacher stories. Now, I have many, shall we say, MOMENTS, that stand out in my memory. I'm not sure if they can actually be classified as 'funny'.maybe more like 'unbelievable', 'gross', or 'bizarre'. But here you go anyway. She obliged, and one of the students (a blonde-ringlets-Nelly Oleson-type) said,.
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Crazy Mama: September 2007
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Fun At Home With Toddlers: Adventures At Walmart And Beyond. Friday, September 28, 2007. Dora and Diego cake and the cake for my OB/GYN office.done, and most importantly, DELIVERED IN ONE PIECE. Still have the wedding cake and sheet cakes AND a Hannah Montana cake due tomorrow. My official rule from now on is NO MORE THAN TWO CAKES A WEEK. This has nearly killed me. Actually forgot to feed Garrett lunch today. Can you say Bad Mom Moment (er, Bad Mom WEEK)? And quite possibly high on powdered sugar! Those...
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Spongemom Sweatpants: November 2008
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Monday, November 10, 2008. The One Where I Almost Lost A Kid. Alternately titled "Can you believe it didn't happen SOONER? I can't believe I made it six whole years without misplacing one! THE SCENE: Walmart (where ELSE? 5:30 PM on the night before Halloween (aka Really F-ing Bad Timing), after one hellishly terrible day, with all three whiny, hungry, tired children in tow. My heart immediately starts thumping a mile a minute, and I scream "GARRETT! Is Laura sitting by you? No," he replies. 3 Oh fuck....
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Spongemom Sweatpants: April 2008
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Monday, April 21, 2008. I can't WAIT to give him a big fat kiss in front of his junior high buddies. Dear friends, just 5 short years ago, I looked like this (well, I MOSTLY looked like this - who WOULDN'T do a little photo-shopping on their double chin if they could? When that photo was taken, Garrett was eighteen months old and I was blissfully pregnant with Laura. I think he might have had four or five time-outs in his young life. He was just beginning his future career in DESTRUCT AND DESTROY. Theref...
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Spongemom Sweatpants: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Triumphant Return (Spongemom - the Lost Months). I know. I KNOW! Can I just blame it on the holidays? So you are now in for the longest photo blog EVAH. I'll just try to hit the highlights. And if you're still here checking in after I've been such a blogging tool, you rock. Somehow in I convinced Seth to let me purchase my first Kitchen-Aid mixer. Isn't she gorgeous? Delaney discovered her passion for the "TASH! And began drinking heavily. Somewhere around the beginning of No...
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Spongemom Sweatpants: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. Might as well jump, JUMP! First things first - pictures for Nana (as requested):. Cowboy Delaney - Garrett and Laura enjoy the time honored tradition of dressing up the youngest sibling:. Laura at her first gymnastics meet, on the bars:. Future Museum Curator, Garrett - he likes to put together various displays for our viewing pleasure:. Now, on with the blogging. Not for children under the age of 5! You should interpret that as. However, please note: Thank GOD, my ego would not l...
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