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In Response to the Parents Who Wrote The Insanely Demanding Birthday Invitation
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In Response to the Parents Who Wrote The Insanely Demanding Birthday Invitation. April 20, 2015. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love my family, but. 8220;Now eat the cake just like we told you, Son.”. Image: Corbis via Mashable. As they should. As they should. Not only did these parents outline the things they wanted their guests to get their kids, but the gifts, themselves, are a bit ridonkulous. I mean, if they don’t get a bag of dicks. Find the Missing Cheerios book. I know where all ...
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On Swirling and Expanding - Peanut Butter Runner
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Scroll to Top Button. Upcoming Workshops, Events and Trainings. On Swirling and Expanding. July 2, 2013. Type, delete. Type, delete. This is how so many of my posts start. 8220;Hey guys, Happy Tuesday! I’m saying bring it. And now some other things for you to read that will hopefully resonate with you. This is a good week for blog world. People are getting real. By Teri at A Foodie Stays Fit. 8220;Here’s what I do know:. Focusing on the positive is important. You’re luckier than you realize. 8220;I love ...
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The 8 Asshole Stages of Insomnia
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The 8 Asshole Stages of Insomnia. July 14, 2015. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love my family, but. Because I fell asleep while watching. Last night (there’s a first time for everything), and then woke up later with terrible insomnia, I decided to share the stages of insomnia I tend to go through, as I have a feeling they are pretty universal:. I’ll never do that again (total lie). Oh man, oh man, oh man. Send help! Breathe, breathe, breathe. Great, now I’m hyperventilating. Basically, ...
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I love TV, but…
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10 Things I Learned From Last Night’s Episode of “The Bachelorette”. June 7, 2016. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love TV, but. Let’s talk about sex, baby, and some dictators, of course. Because, well, The Bachelorette. Oh man, this season has it all. The villain who’s gotta vill. The mighty douchey underdog. And a sidekick Canadian. So much promise! 8 Things I Learned From Last Night’s Episode of “The Bachelor”. February 23, 2016. Middot; Leave a Comment. January 26, 2016. Gwyneth Paltr...
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I love cooking, but…
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30 Facebook Buttons We’d Rather See Than “Dislike”. September 17, 2015. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love cooking, but. I love my family, but. I love TV, but. I love wine, but. I love working out, but. Yawn 3. Your food looks disgusting. 4. That’s amazeballs (NOT). 5. Stop saying “amazeballs” 6. Your mom 7. The Internet called to say, “SHUT THE {Read More}. If Dr Seuss Were A Cranky, Overtired Mom With a Potty Mouth. March 10, 2014. Middot; Leave a Comment. I love my family, but. I lov...
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11 Things I Learned From The Bachelorette: Men Tell All
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11 Things I Learned From The Bachelorette: Men Tell All. July 21, 2015. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love TV, but. After sleeping or texting through most of the episodes during this season of. The Men Tell All finally made my buns tingle with glee. Gaffes were made. Insults were hurled. Innuendoes abounded. And Chris Harrison played the perfect role of straight man that he was born to play. SQUEE! Below are 11 things I took away most from this gloriously juicy episode:. 6 When Chris Ha...
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I hate to toot my own horn but some of this shit is seriously funny (and even occasionally deep). Others, eh, not so much. What can you do? You can’t produce genius every day. It’s physically impossible to be that good…unless you’re Justin Timberlake. In that case, you shit gold and your breath is made up of tiny particles of evaporated awesome sauce. True story. Back to tooting my own horn. Here are a few of my faves from my blog thus far. So here we go — HONK HONK! 5 Reasons I Want To Be A Celebu-Mom.
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The Importance of Throwback Thursday (and Flashback Friday)
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The Importance of Throwback Thursday (and Flashback Friday). June 12, 2015. Middot; Leave a Comment. Middot; Filed Under: I love my family, but. Throwback Thursday. Who would’a thought such a thing would have had such a lasting effect? Speak Your Mind Cancel reply. Looking for a safe place to bitch, moan, and generally kvetch about your kids, spouse, boss, or life in general? I love cooking, but…. I love my family, but…. I love TV, but…. I love wine, but…. I love working out, but…. 10 Things I Learned Fr...
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Oh, Green Eyed Monster, how I long to be these people (but not in a take their skin and wear it as a sweater way):. Moms Who Drink and Swear. 8212; the inspiration for my potty-mouth blog, as Nicole Knepper is so fucking funny you may die. Hey, it’s a risk. Whiskey in My Sippy Cup. 8212; makes her writing sound like poetry without using flowery words. 8212; the blog to which all others aspire. No shit. People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Lady Goo Goo Gaga. Badder Homes and Gardens. Looking for a safe p...