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Aviation Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Aviation Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; Aviation Jokes. 1 I was boarding my flight when I got pulled. Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, `Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode.` I was then strip searched for my trouble. Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In AustraliaBritainBOAC. A blonde went to a...
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Bar jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Bar jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; Humorous Bar jokes. 1 Some Stole Things from Me. A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.`They're stolen the dashboard ,the steering wheel,the brake pedal,the radio ,and even the accelerator ,`he cried out. 2 The Wife Is Not Speaking To Me. One night,this guy came into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink ,Then he asked for another.After a couple more drinks ,the bartender got worried.`What's the matter? 3 One Day in the Basement.
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Business jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Business jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; Business jokes. 1 Fake two dollar bill. On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and. 2 Main Vice President. Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she cou. 3 Lost in a balloon. 4 Question and answer. 5 Equation of earnings. How to Mak...
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Funny and Hilarious Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Funny and Hilarious Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. Funny and Hilarious Jokes. 160; Funny and Hilarious Jokes. 1 As an adult. The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. 2 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. St Peter asked the girls, `Before entering you must answer this simple question.` `Which is ? He asked the first girl.
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Nasty Jokes and Rude Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Nasty Jokes and Rude Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. Nasty Jokes and Rude Jokes. 160; Nasty Jokes and Rude Jokes. 1 The Great Lion Hunter. A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. 2 Three Old Ladies. 3 Being Properly Equipped. A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: `So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday? 4 The First Time.
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Computer jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Computer jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; Computer jokes. 1 Importance of Grammar. An English Professor wrote the words `Woman without her man is nothing `on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it correct. 2 A lecture about English. A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day,`In English,`he said .`A double negative froms a positive .In some languages,though,such as. 3 New Chemical Warfare. Sure ,That's easy,` said one man. `What is it? 4 Microsoft versus GM.
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Old Age and Retirement Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Old Age and Retirement Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. Old Age and Retirement Jokes. 160; Old Age and Retirement Jokes. 1 I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother. Today, I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, `Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that.`. 2 A Poor man! 4 Just as old. 6 Boys Pray For Gifts. Jacob age 85, an...
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Political or Medical jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Political or Medical jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. Political or Medical jokes. 160; Political or Medical jokes. 1 The Doctor Knows Better. A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: `I think that he is very ill.` `I am afraid that he is dead.`said the doctor. 2 The Brain Surgeon. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. `Is the brain of a politician that much better? 3 Who is nuts? 5 Old Lady With Gas.
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Animal Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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Animal Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; Animal Jokes. 1 Cat and Mice. Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.` What's in your box? 2 What's in your box. Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.` What's in your box? 3 A tiger caught a Deer. 4 The City Mouse and the Country Mouse. 5 The Old Cat. 6 Rats to the benefit of. Rats nervously and said: `can not `. 7 So is the cat. Mother rats susp...
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English Jokes - Really Short Funny Jokes
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English Jokes-Really Short Funny Jokes. 160; English Jokes. 1 Chinese and English. I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said in Chinese that he liked our newspaper very much, which made me very happy. Then I said `Could you tell me some impression about our newspaper? 2 I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a. 3 I was boarding my flight when I got pulled. 4 Pigeon flying in sky. 5 Actors picking parts. 6 Trying to fix a clock. 7 A man lost his wife. When Mr. W...