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Mr Laffs - the patient and the drunk
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Adult DVD's and Movies. The patient and the drunk. An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. What the heck is going on?
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Mr Laffs - A WONDERFUL HUSBAND?
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Adult DVD's and Movies. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone. On a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later!
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Mr Laffs - Men's Classes
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Adult DVD's and Movies. WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, May 13, 20XX. DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,. CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED. TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - - Step by Step, with Slide. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. The Toilet Paper Roll - - Does It Change Itself? Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
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Mr Laffs - Doctor Examination
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Adult DVD's and Movies. After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear. To be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would. Like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I have sex I am usually. Hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,. I am usually cold and chilly. After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, Everything. Appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you. Would like to discuss with me?
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Mr Laffs - Reasons To Be A Guy
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Adult DVD's and Movies. Reasons To Be A Guy. Great Reasons To Be A Guy. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You are unab...
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Mr Laffs - The Sea
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Adult DVD's and Movies. During a project on The Sea, kids from various classes were asked to draw. Pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6). Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where. Hink they have to plug themselves to chargers. (Christopher age 7).
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Mr Laffs - How to Write a College Paper
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Adult DVD's and Movies. How to Write a College Paper. 1 Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2 Check your email. 3 Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4 Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 5 Check your email. 7 When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 16 Phone you...
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Mr Laffs - HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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Adult DVD's and Movies. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10. 2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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Mr Laffs - Beer Versus Pussy
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Adult DVD's and Movies. It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy. A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. If you get a hair in your teeth. Consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.