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Glass-Eyed Grady's: July 2011
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A great name for anything. Tuesday, July 26, 2011. Can you actually hack up a lung? I've heard that expression, but I never saw it happen, or met anyone to whom it has happened. If it is possible to hack up a lung, BE WARNED: I THINK MINE IS COMING WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. I would advise you not to stand in front of me, especially in your good clothes. Even if you choose not to heed my warning, I promise, I'll find you a great pair of shoes that match lung. The doctor interrupted my mental-list-making b...
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: Greek Life
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A great name for anything. Friday, September 28, 2012. So, when last we spoke nearly a year ago, I had died. Allow me to catch you up on my life since then: I accepted a new job, blah, blah, blah, I resigned from said new job. Trust me, there is sooooo much contained in the "blah, blah, blah," that I could- and would- tell you about, but Danny would kill me. So, what, you may ask, do I do all day? Nothing. Abso-freakin-lutely nothing. Except Facebook. I need rehab for that one. I have just been incontine...
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: September 2012
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A great name for anything. Saturday, September 29, 2012. At Least I Wasn't Commando. Well, I really outdid myself today. If you're from Poland, Ohio, you can stop reading now. You either saw my misfortune, or you already have heard the folklore that surrounds my misfortune. Anyway, you know that tie at the waistband of sweatpants? Admittedly, I'm not a sweatpants kinda girl, so I always thought the tie was merely decorative. It turns out that the tie is a necessity that holds up your pants. I was limping...
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: November 2011
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A great name for anything. Friday, November 18, 2011. Melissa Dawn Dinsio-Miller died today from the funk that had been in her lungs since May, and the thought of getting a seven year-old ready for school simply overwhelmed her. Surviving Melissa is her husband, Danny Dinsio-Miller, whom Melissa repeatedly married. She just couldn't quit. It was the weirdest thing. Overall, Melissa's life was kind of boring. She hated to travel and she had no bucket list. None. Pathetic, really. Melissa's casket will be ...
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: At Least I Wasn't Commando
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A great name for anything. Saturday, September 29, 2012. At Least I Wasn't Commando. Well, I really outdid myself today. If you're from Poland, Ohio, you can stop reading now. You either saw my misfortune, or you already have heard the folklore that surrounds my misfortune. Anyway, you know that tie at the waistband of sweatpants? Admittedly, I'm not a sweatpants kinda girl, so I always thought the tie was merely decorative. It turns out that the tie is a necessity that holds up your pants. I was limping...
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: February 2011
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A great name for anything. Saturday, February 26, 2011. I'm one of those people that other people like. It's just the way I am, and I'm used to it. But those situations are definitely the exception to the rule that people just like me. So, imagine my surprise when I found out that the entire staff at my new job hates me. Actually, I'm exaggerating. The entire staff doesn't hate me; it's only about 98% of the staff that hates me. ME! They weren't going to welcome me? Sometimes being the boss really BLOWS!
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: March 2011
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A great name for anything. Thursday, March 31, 2011. A Pig's Valve Or A Coat Of Paint. Okay, you all know I love "House". Did you ever see the episode where a blogger was the patient and she needed a new heart valve? She had to decide between an artificial valve and a pig's valve. She shared everything in her life with her readers (Sound familiar? So she let her audience decide. Well, now I need you guys to decide something far more serious for me. You really have to tell me what to do with my wall:.
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Glass-Eyed Grady's: September 2011
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A great name for anything. Friday, September 30, 2011. I think that some things go without saying, but apparently I am wrong. So listen up, folks:. Fyi- POLICE CARS ARE WIRED FOR SOUND. If you are ever in the backseat of a cruiser, DO NOT say anything like, "I told you to put the drugs up your p*ssy! And NEVER say, "Tell them you got the drugs from a drug dealer- some other drug dealer, not me." You pretty much have no defense at that point. Links to this post. Saturday, September 3, 2011. Do not EVER wr...