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An image archive of the chalkboard gag in the opening sequence of The Simpsons.
Season 13 « Bart's Blackboard
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Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. I will never lie about being cancelled again. From: The Sweetest Apu. Season 13, Episode 19. Vampire is not a career choice. From: Tales from the Public Domain. Season 13, Episode 14. Making Milhouse cry is not a science project. From: The Lastest Gun in the West. Season 13, Episode 12. The giving tree is not a chump. From: The Bart Wants What it Wants. Season 13, Episode 11. I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers. From: Half Decent Proposal.
Season 10 « Bart's Blackboard
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Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. I’m so very tired. From: Minutes Over Tokyo. Season 10, Episode 23. No one wants to hear from my armpits. From: They Saved Lisa’s Brain. Season 10, Episode 22. I have neither been there nor done that. From: Monty Can’t Buy Me Love. Season 10, Episode 21. Loose teeth don’t need my help. From: Old Man And The C Student. Season 10, Episode 20. A trained ape could not teach gym. From: Mom and Pop Art. Season 10, Episode 19. I cannot absolve sins. Sign up for RSS.
Season 1 « Bart's Blackboard
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Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. I will not yell “Fire” in a crowded classroom. From: Some Enchanted Evening. Season 1, Episode 13. They are laughing at me, not with me. From: Krusty Gets Busted. Season 1, Episode 12. Garlic gum is not funny. From: The Crepes of Wrath. Season 1, Episode 11. I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes. From: Homer’s Night Out. Season 1, Episode 9. I did not see Elvis. From: The Telltale Head. Season 1, Episode 8. I will not draw naked ladies in class.
Season 12 « Bart's Blackboard
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Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. I should not be twenty-one by now. From: Simpsons Tall Tales. Season 12, Episode 21. Today is not Mothra’s day. From: Children of a Lesser Clod. Season 12, Episode 20. Genetics is not an excuse. From: I’m Goin’ to Praiseland. Season 12, Episode 19. Fire is not the cleanser. From: Trilogy of Error. Season 12, Episode 18. I will not flush evidence. Season 12, Episode 17. I will not scare the Vice President. From: Bye, Bye Nerdie. Season 12, Episode 16.
Season 11 « Bart's Blackboard
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Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. I will not obey the voices in my head. From: Behind the Laughter. Season 11, Episode 22. I cannot hire a substitute student. From: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge. Season 11, Episode 21. I will not dance on anyone’s grave. From: Last Tap Dance in Springfield. Season 11, Episode 20. I am not here on a fartball scholarship. From: Kill the Alligator and Run. Season 11, Episode 19. I was not touched “there” by an angel. From: Days of Wine and D’oh’ses.
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Ajaloo ja ühiskonnaõpetuse materjalid: 12.klassi kodutööd
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Ajaloo ja ühiskonnaõpetuse materjalid. Jüri Saarma ∣Tallinna Kunstigümnaasium. Esmaspäev, 19. märts 2012. Allikas: http:/ bartsblackboard.com. Tutvu juhenditega ning märgi kohe. Kalendrisse tähtajad. Kuna paljud tööd võtavad rohkem kui 1 õhtu, siis planeeri ka töötegemise aeg varakult ette. (Kui sul on mõtteid või ideid kodutööde kohta, või sooviksid hoopis midagi teistsugust teha, siis tee julgelt oma ettepanek). Tähtaeg E 9.04) ja presentatsioon. Tähtaeg N 12.04). Ettekande juhend vt alt ↓. Jüri Saarma...
VA Viper: “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Parenting advice from Homer Simpson
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Jonah Goldberg's Odd Links Gal. Conservative Virginia Grandma. Friday, June 17, 2016. 8220;Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Parenting advice from Homer Simpson. 8220;No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.”. 8220;OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I’LL KILL YOU! 8220;The code of the schoolyard, Marge! 8220;Marge...
Mace From Space
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There’s always time for drawing Kiki and her inseparable friend Jiji. Reblogged 2 months ago from nick-uru ( Originally from frame25lab. Some Of My Favorite Blackboard Gags From “The Simpsons”. Add “I will not waste chalk” to this. Reblogged 2 months ago from deadlyflashesofgreen ( Originally from pr1nceshawn. Reblogged 2 months ago from neomexicanismos ( Originally from pincheluzer. Reblogged 2 months ago from dialnfornoir. Reblogged 2 months ago from 2000ish ( Originally from nearlyvintage. The table w...
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December | 2009 | Old Songs From Nowhere
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Old Songs From Nowhere. What's the point. Democrats for Education Reform. John Cross Neumann Design. US Dept. of Ed. Home For The Holidays. December 24, 2009, 10:19 pm. I’m back in Wisconsin for a few days and my classroom seems like worlds away right now. 2009 ended on a great note with a lot of comedy, a few headaches, and about 250 kids running out the doors for a much-earned break. On Monday we had our annual Gingerbread House Workshop. What We Eat Now. December 20, 2009, 1:58 am. Teachers (or former...
Ajaloo ja ühiskonnaõpetuse materjalid: märts 2012
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Ajaloo ja ühiskonnaõpetuse materjalid. Jüri Saarma ∣Tallinna Kunstigümnaasium. Esmaspäev, 19. märts 2012. Allikas: http:/ bartsblackboard.com. Tutvu juhenditega ning märgi kohe. Kalendrisse tähtajad. Kuna paljud tööd võtavad rohkem kui 1 õhtu, siis planeeri ka töötegemise aeg varakult ette. (Kui sul on mõtteid või ideid kodutööde kohta, või sooviksid hoopis midagi teistsugust teha, siis tee julgelt oma ettepanek). Tähtaeg E 9.04) ja presentatsioon. Tähtaeg N 12.04). Ettekande juhend vt alt ↓.
Swords Into Plowshares: April 2014
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Observations on Global Politics and the Quest for Peace and Justice. Monday, April 21, 2014. International Law for Beginners. This somehow seems appropriate to post during final exams. Thanks to Amy Eckert and Thomas Doyle for digging this up and bringing it to my attention. The whole trove of Bart Simpson's "prison writings" is available at Bart's Blackboard. From whence this picture has come.). Posted by Robert E. Williams. Links to this post. Saturday, April 19, 2014. From the soil all too efficiently...
English for you too!: Abril 2011
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English for you too! This blog has been created to work together with students and share some experiences of life with other teachers. Domingo, 10 de abril de 2011. Todo mundo fala inglês? Tem coisas que é melhor não se ler ou melhor, fingir que não existem. As pessoas ainda não perceberam que a língua oficial do mundo é o inglês? Anderson e sua facilidade. Joel e sua fluência. É, inglês é muito. Fácildemais.Só para os fracos! Compartilhar com o Pinterest. Sexta-feira, 8 de abril de 2011. When I slept in...
Miss little CHANEL: Viral roundup #1
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Buzzfeed Quiz: Are These Quotes By Christian Grey Or A Serial Killer? Have you heard the new tattoo trend " Water painting tattoos. 15 tiny design features that show Apple’s insane attention to detail. You Should Never Break. It's about time everyone made some Apple Watch jokes. Somebody buy me that Waterfall Shower. The science behind "the dress" phenomenon. Might help you find your Doppelganger. Have an eye candy with this instagram account featuring hot guys in the Parisian metro. You may also like.
English for you too!
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English for you too! This blog has been created to work together with students and share some experiences of life with other teachers. Sexta-feira, 8 de abril de 2011. FUN: Bart Simpson’s Chalk Board Sentences…. Quem acompanha o Twitter, deve ter visto que o peralta Bart Simpson é um dos assuntos mais falados (. Pois está completando 32 anos. Basicamente ele é a versão inglesa do nosso “Joãozinho” e está sempre aprontando das suas. Global warming did not eat my homework. Funny noises are not funny. Eu nã...
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Bart's Trail Biking Blog
You are using an insecure version of your web browser. Please update your browser! Using an outdated browser makes your computer unsafe. For a safer, faster, more enjoyable user experience, please update your browser today or try a newer browser. Mileage & Map Index-. Badger and Sugar River. Bart's Trail Biking Blog. Badger State Trail Overnight Trip 6/2/2012. June 20, 2012. This was my first solo camping overnight trip hauling my own gear with my Burley Travoy. Overall I was very happy with the Burley T...
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Bart's Birthday Sale | 2017
Celebrate Bart's Birthday by getting two of the most life transformational programs which can dramatically shift your life for the better. and help two homeless children go to school in Nepal. Who doesn't love birthday presents? Now I'm not saying that I won't take a gift-wrapped TESLA or a Starbuck's gift card if you are so inclined to mail me a gift. But I this year, I get to contribute to an entire community in Nepal and give you the gift of a "Life Design Assessment". PRISM Assessment - Direct Consul...
Bart's Blackboard
Archive of Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings. Bart’s earned a day off. From: At Long Last Leave. Season 23, Episode 14. I will not replace a candy heart with a frog’s heart. From: The Daughter Also Rises. Season 23, Episode 13. Tags: i will not. There’s no proven link between raisins and boogers. From: Moe Goes From Rags to Riches. Season 23, Episode 12. Need no education" We do. From: The D’oh-cial Network. Season 23, Episode 11. Tintin did not suck suck. From: Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson.
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