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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: August 2009
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Friday, August 21, 2009. C'est la vie" say the Old Folks. Image Courtesy of www.starpulse.com. If I could save time in a bottle, I'd do the following in chronological order: Sleep, wake up, look for a bigger bottle, go back to sleep, wake up, join gamefly and master all video games ever invented, sleep, wake up, invent a time machine, go back in time to 1963, sleep with a Beatle. So if I wear underwear, same thing with my pants, no?
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: Which Came First...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Thursday, October 8, 2009. The donut, or the donut seat cushion? If it was the donut cushion, then the inventor of the donut did us a great disservice by naming a delectable "anytime pastry" after a disgusting ass planter for people with hemmers. If it was the donut that came before its cushion, then the inventor of the cushion totally effed up the delectability of America's all-time favorite anytime pastry for all of us. Even more g...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: October 2009
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Thursday, October 8, 2009. The donut, or the donut seat cushion? If it was the donut cushion, then the inventor of the donut did us a great disservice by naming a delectable "anytime pastry" after a disgusting ass planter for people with hemmers. If it was the donut that came before its cushion, then the inventor of the cushion totally effed up the delectability of America's all-time favorite anytime pastry for all of us. Even more g...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: November 2009
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Thursday, November 19, 2009. People who live in glass houses. Image Courtesy of http:/ www.simmons.com. Wow, I literally just had one of those "let's repeat that back to you and spell everything out, making sure to say a word that starts with each letter" people call me while I was typing this blog about morons just like him. I couldn't feel any better about today's subject matter now. Phone's ringing dude.". Thank you, Donnie! 4) Sh...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: It's Been a Long Time, E. E. Cummings.
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Thursday, July 14, 2011. It's Been a Long Time, E. E. Cummings. Photo Courtesy of alaska-in-pictures.com. If you're the type of person who is into paying a substantial fee to be poked, prodded, spoken down to, disrespected, and forced to perform awkward and embarrassing tasks in front of an audience, then, much like a visit to your local dominatrix, I HIGHLY recommend you taking a plane ride to somewhere in the near future. That's ri...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: Gotta Pay the Piper...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Friday, September 18, 2009. Gotta Pay the Piper. Image Courtesy of www.binarymoon.co.uk. It has been said that plumbing is the worst profession, except for Coprophagia. For my solution to this issue), and of course, trusty ol' anal sex. Whatever the cause of you hemmers may be, I CANNOT bring myself to look at them. Image Courtesy of http:/ i188.photobucket.com. Posted by A Realistist. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The 2nd Best...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: "C'est la vie" say the Old Folks...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Friday, August 21, 2009. C'est la vie" say the Old Folks. Image Courtesy of www.starpulse.com. If I could save time in a bottle, I'd do the following in chronological order: Sleep, wake up, look for a bigger bottle, go back to sleep, wake up, join gamefly and master all video games ever invented, sleep, wake up, invent a time machine, go back in time to 1963, sleep with a Beatle. So if I wear underwear, same thing with my pants, no?
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: There's more than one way to cook a potato...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Friday, September 25, 2009. There's more than one way to cook a potato. Image Courtesy of recipes.howstuffworks.com. So anyway, french fries are hot. But french fries are also gross when cold. Therefore, we all suffer through the burning, singeing pockets of shooting grease that ooze out into our raw mouths as we devour them by the horde. And better yet, we all make very different and unique faces when doing so. So if you want succes...
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone: July 2011
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Daily Horoscope for Everyone. Revealing Your Future, One Day at a Time! Thursday, July 14, 2011. It's Been a Long Time, E. E. Cummings. Photo Courtesy of alaska-in-pictures.com. If you're the type of person who is into paying a substantial fee to be poked, prodded, spoken down to, disrespected, and forced to perform awkward and embarrassing tasks in front of an audience, then, much like a visit to your local dominatrix, I HIGHLY recommend you taking a plane ride to somewhere in the near future. That's ri...
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