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Art of Mixed Metaphors: More--teacher ones
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Sunday, May 10, 2009. Why English Teachers Die Young. Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners. 9 The little boat gently drifted across ...
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: The Bachelorass
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Friday, March 6, 2009. So, I confess. I've been following the soulful story of the bachelor from Seattle (not really, he lives in KIRKLAND, like Costco's water) who was broken hearted last season when the love of his life (after, presumably his first wife) choose another man. Jason Messnik. So not watching it) but who, who, who could be the one true woman...
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: On me
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Thursday, April 2, 2009. I can't believe I said this today during a meeting."You need to get your teeth wet on this project." What was I thinking? I was apparently either thinking "sink your teeth into it" or "get your feet wet" but that's not what I said. I shocked myself when I heard it out loud and said "this is such a bloggable moment.".
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: Hot Cheesers
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Thursday, February 19, 2009. Apparently I throw a lot of hot cheese ‘cause I sure do a lot of apologizing. Just this morning:. I am sorry I forwarded that email to XYZ for action. I did not know that you and he have a blood feud in progress. I will keep that in mind in the future. I am sorry that during that conference call, I made an overly enthusiastic ...
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: March forward
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Sunday, March 1, 2009. The call goes out to anyone with a Shakespearean mixed metaphor.since it is almost the Ides of March, or surely an Irish limerick is bottled up inside you.or hot cheese? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Thanks for visiting our blog. Contribute via comments or come back to watch other mix metaphors at anytime. Lovick or Leave It.
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: Jumping the shark a second time
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Tuesday, March 10, 2009. Jumping the shark a second time. Dumped her. You go girl. And she was a wonderful dancer. So, now I have to watch the stupid DWTS. Series which truly jumped the shark but it's all because I accidentally. Saw Deanna dis Jason on a show that jumped the shark before American Idol did. Oh, my what's a girl to do? Lovick or Leave It.
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: Very Punny
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Thursday, March 12, 2009. 1 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.". 3 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4 A dyslexic man walked into a bra. 15 Two Eskimos sitting ...
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: Alex will be heard!
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Wednesday, February 18, 2009. Alex will be heard! Paula's fantastically handsome, witty, gorgeous, intellectual son wrote to her:. Well Mom, I try not to mix my metaphors too much. However, the other day, a caregiver said to me, "One hand scratches the other" and I died laughing. He's in HR at a home health company. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: It really happened!
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Friday, February 13, 2009. I'm sitting at a meeting and the guy next to me says, with a straight face and all seriousness, "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it will cross the finish line before the hare." WHAT? Maybe it's just me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Lovick or Leave It. View my complete profile.
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Art of Mixed Metaphors: Out of the mouths of grandchildren
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Art of Mixed Metaphors. This blog site was created to record the eloquence of mixed metaphors. And because I apparently have too much time on my hands. Saturday, March 21, 2009. Out of the mouths of grandchildren. This week my mom has been in town for work purposes. She came over this morning to spend the day with the boys. Because she is leaving early tomorrow morning, she won't be here for my birthday. Therefore, she gave me my present today. This is how it went down:. Natie: Open it Mommy.