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The Ninth Circle of Helen: Sunday Sunday Sunday
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Saturday, January 19, 2008. I'm going because I heard that the dudes in the band are wicked hot. So I'm a groupie. Better yet.join me. You know you want to. Posted by Helen the Felon at 8:30 AM. If I was in NY this weekend I'd totally join you. Alas, I'm at MAL in DC. Also, if you feel like dancing, Sunday the 20th is Body&Soul in New York. I so wish I could join you! Tagged you with a meme, Helen. Links to this post:. Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile.
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: If only everyone were so lucky...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Wednesday, March 19, 2008. If only everyone were so lucky. All I have to say on the fifth anniversary of Bush's war against everything good and decent is that I'm overjoyed that my boy Richie managed not to get killed in it, and that we had a chance to celebrate that fact. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say. Because calling Bush a warmongering fucktard is, like, so 2006. Posted by Helen the Felon at 3:25 PM. No wonder you are overjoyed (makes sizzling noise through teeth)! The Jane...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: September 2004
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Wednesday, September 22, 2004. A Letter from Michael Moore. While I certainly won't claim to be his biggest fan (don't even get me started on why Bowling for Columbine pissed me off so much.), this letter is almost as good as that last one he wrote to Dubya. And as for bucking up? It won't be for Michael, but he's right, and it'll happen. Enough of the handwringing! Enough of the doomsaying! Do I have to come there and personally calm you down? Stop with all the defeatism, OK?
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: Obligatory holiday posting...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Thursday, February 14, 2008. Happy Hallmark Day, chitlins. I guess Valentine's Day is a good day on which to admit to y'all that a big portion of the reason I'm not around here much anymore is that I have.uh.a Valentine. A fully awesome one, too. And you know, we're often busy doing.um.stuff. Stuff other than, you know, blogging. Yeah. So cut a bitch some slack. I'm happy. I wish the same for all y'all. Less blogging, more living. Consider it. Doing stuff. is fun! At a low price.
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: Helen has an actual thought
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Sunday, January 13, 2008. Helen has an actual thought. It's absolutely unbelievable, the things that happen when you really, truly, finally let go of shit that no longer matters. Un.fucking.believable. Posted by Helen the Felon at 7:02 PM. I will definitely look into it! A friend emailed this to me :. Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it,. Piss on it and walk away.". I figured you would appreciate the profoundness of it as much as I did. Damn You, D...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: I'm not really back, but...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Friday, March 14, 2008. I'm not really back, but. I thought I was utterly over blogs and anything to do with them. Then I saw this. One more reason to love you. Posted by Helen the Felon at 9:07 AM. Okay That was really funny! Tuck Is a great guitarist. and AN AMAZING LOOKING LESBIAN! I Love, Love, Love MWLLOL.blogspot.com. BTW I still obsess over your "Cute Guy with Dog Butt". I want to buy one. For Real. Brilliant. thanks for sharing. Links to this post:. At a low price.
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: Out of the blue and into the black
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Friday, February 08, 2008. Out of the blue and into the black. I'm having one of those days where saying fuckall and getting on a one-way train to some unfamiliar, faraway place seems like the best possible option. Neil Young usually helps on days like this. Today, not so much. Good excuse to get wicked drunk, I guess. Thanks Neil. Posted by Helen the Felon at 4:35 PM. It's a dark day! Links to this post:. Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile. Circle in a...
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The Ninth Circle of Helen: Stupid Tuesday
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The Ninth Circle of Helen. Tuesday, February 05, 2008. Good idea, New York City. Throw a gigantic parade for a bunch of overpaid no-necks who can do little besides throw and catch a ball, on the same day as one of the most important Presidential primaries in American electoral history. Because, you know, football is way more important than, like, voting. America, fuck yeah. Posted by Helen the Felon at 11:11 AM. At least your vote counted. Speak for yourself, Tim. I fucking hate parades. This is my perso...
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