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poons: April 2005
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My bits are protected, are yours? 14 April, 2005. Worcester Conservatives - Blog. Oooooo, Margaret Harper has updated her blog with a ground shattering revelation, one woman in Worcester has asked her for, nay demanded, a leaflet because she. Really wanted to get rid of Mr. Blair". I've asked them to add a comments feature, but don't hold your breath. Para; Thursday, April 14, 2005. Links to this post. Who Should You Vote For? Who should I vote for? UK Independence Party 10. Para; Thursday, April 14, 2005.
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You Can't Make It Up: I'm a Maine-iac on the Run!
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007. I'm a Maine-iac on the Run! Happy Pre-Independence Day to all. This last weekend, I travelled to Portland, Maine to visit some old friends and buy 17 towels at the L.L. Bean Factory Outlet. I also toted along my new digital camera, which I was convinced was a piece of garbage. until now:. A photo of the sunset over Manhattan as the plane was about to land at JFK. That, or a preview of the impending apocalypse. ( Click here for an xlarge version. Have a great holiday everyone!
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Drying Out: May 2009
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One man's battle with his demons. With a cast of several friends). Saturday, 30 May 2009. And had bad news. Units are off the scale. Will try to pull it back soon. Give me enough rope. Links to this post. Wednesday, 20 May 2009. Sat - 2 Guiness in the early morning (c.f. laste post). Plus 2 pints Guinness in the pub after work. Sunday - bought 4 cans of Carlsberg - drank 1 and half cans - weak taste no effect. That's episode one - there are 2 more. I think that is a result. Busy day tomorrow - pershore a...
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You Can't Make It Up
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006. Or sueded death traps? A few months ago, I rekindled my flame with Ebay in order to purchase an adorable pair of flats I had my eye on. I won the auction, spent a good 10 percent of my paycheck, and within 4 days had an adorable pair of designer buckle shoes. Fu King. Buk. Le. Shoes. He yelled. "I'm such an asshole! I dropped my head in my hands and cracked up. Ol' Klutzaroo Coll-coll! How on earth did these boys find my clog collection! So was the case this morning as I dresse...
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You Can't Make It Up: Baby Steps to Adulthood
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006. Baby Steps to Adulthood. Just a screencap of this cray-cray nightmare I had last night, where I was a naked baby living in a giant's hand. While simultaneously shitting the bed and flat-lining. But considering I’ve had the body of a 45-year-old woman since the age of 14, I guess I didn't notice that "ageing" was sneaking up on me. This is Taaaaaaammy, your personal loan consultant! Picturing Tammy in a friendly electric blue power suit, one oversized 24K gold button, big tea...
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You Can't Make It Up: Show Tonight!! Just an Evening? with Michelle Collins
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007. BIG SHOW BIG SHOW BIG SHOW BIG SHOWWWW! Hi guys - I'm hosting a show tonight at Rififi, promising at least one hour of me just bein me, i.e. singing and laughing and just having a great timeeee! With Michelle Collins TONIGHT! TONIGHT, RIFIFI @ 10 PM. With Michelle Collins (me). Amazing guests, so many good times with:. Roger Hailes (MTV, Commie Central). Rob Lathan (Late Night with Conan O'Brien). Ann Carr (Comedy Central, Hilarious Town, USA). Tuesday, August 28 @ 10 PM. One of...
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You Can't Make It Up: SHOW TONIGHT! Tell Your Friends @ Lolita Bar
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Monday, November 12, 2007. Tell Your Friends @ Lolita Bar. My hosting duties continue all this month and next, as I host "Tell Your Friends", the long-running hit alternative comedy show in the Lower East Side. Tonight's line-up is stellar:. November 12th @ 8:00 PM. Premium Blend, Writer for SNL). Lolita Bar: 266 Broome Street, New York, NY 10002, between Allen and Orchard Street. So, you know. "TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Hope to see you later! Posted by Michelle Collins on Monday, November 12, 2007. Holiday Tip...
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You Can't Make It Up: 50 ANIMALS IN CASTS
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006. 50 ANIMALS IN CASTS. Recently, I have been overcome with an obsession that is hard to describe. An obsession that causes such a stir of bittersweet sadness and heart-splosioning adorablosity that the dormant schizophrenia I've convinced myself I'm riddled with almost starts to seep out of my brain cracks. An obsession that spurred one friend to call me "deranged". An obsession of animals in casts. Alright. Starting off small. Feline premie. NBD. See his story here. Questions, ...
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You Can't Make It Up: Things That Need To End: Grocery Carts for Kids
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Thursday, January 26, 2006. Things That Need To End: Grocery Carts for Kids. A few evenings ago, I headed over to my local supermarket D'Agostinos (or, as I prefer "Faggy Chinos") to pick up some staple foods (read: water, pomegranate juice, a jar of Ranch dressing, big wooden spoon, etc.). Not to mention, their employees boast nothing short of a second grade education, but apparently have Ph.D's in "Bad Attitude." (Oh, I went there! And yet, with all of these problems, I continue to shop there on occasi...
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Death of a Newspaper: Blog Interrupted...
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Death of a Newspaper. Documenting the slow, painful demise of the Record Searchlight newspaper in Redding, California. It's so sad we have to laugh! Thursday, December 11, 2008. Yup, that's right folks. 'Tis the season to be too busy to blog at the moment. Stay tuned for more in 2009. Oh, come on. December 12, 2008 at 8:43 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). READER ALERT: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SUBSCRIBE TO THE RECORD SEARCHLIGHT! The Lowdown on the Countdown. IN OTHER MONKEY NEWS. Pink Hollyhock ...
