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Mistress Auri: The Professor
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Tuesday, September 24, 2013. Her breath caught -attracting the attention of several around her. She coughed a bit hoping to hide the sound that had just escaped her lips. Of course she had caught his. Attention as well. his gaze intensified. Beads of perspiration welled between her breasts as the daydream enshrouded her mind. All of a sudden The Professor stood and thanked the class for attending and excused them. Had an hour passed already? What naughty behaviour in an institution of learning! Born in S...
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Mistress Auri: Dr. Google
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Tuesday, September 17, 2013. Any how. Over the period of a few months I noticed that I got a large number of phone calls that started with the line "So, I was doing some research (on Google) and I think, based on my symptoms, that X (insert anything you'd like here) is the root cause of all my problems (in life). Over the next year it happened on a regular basis and it started driving me bananas! And not the good Bananas like my dear friend over at The Japing Ape. You either make the decision when you go...
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Mistress Auri: November 2010
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Monday, November 22, 2010. The Placenta and The Pine Tree. For those of you who haven't heard this story. here it is. again). I'll spare you the long, boring story of my first delivery. Honestly, I'm three years out after my third child and I don't really feel the need anymore to relive my first in gory detail (lucky you). Don't get me wrong, at some point I did. just not now=). Oh no this story is specifically what happened after. We freeze the placenta. Along with the ice that we use for guests. I so w...
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Mistress Auri: September 2010
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010. Don't worry my love. I didn't forget about your question=) I'm just a really terrible blogger these days! For those of you who read the post Dear Mistress. Lola asked me if there was any food that turned me on. This is a fun question. Technically there is a drink that turns me on. Patron =). And how perfect that I'm writing this to you because (correct me if I'm wrong) but I think this might be one of your favorite drinky poos as well? I started getting the name. Blog isn't bl...
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Mistress Auri: October 2010
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010. So I was laying in bed last night (keep it in your pants kids) and I was having a fabulous convo with myself for the bloggity blog. Do you think I can remember one iota of it today? Nope Nada. Zip. If this is what comes with getting old. I don't want it! It was good too. I figure that maybe if I just sit here and type on my dysfunctional keyboard for a while maybe I will remember the brilliance that once was. So How many of you out there have seen. Wait for it. Auri, Aidan, T...
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Mistress Auri: Are You In A Healthy Relationship With Your Toy?
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Saturday, June 6, 2009. Are You In A Healthy Relationship With Your Toy? Sitting at dinner last night there was a group of 6 of us girls. At one point in the conversation it became apparent to me that some of the girls may not be in the right, how shall we put it, 'relationship' with their sexual toys. "What can I. May I remind you. as with any quiz. you get out of this what you put in to it. No use in lying. The only person you're cheating here is yourself (and all of that other mumbo ju...3 Does it mak...
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Mistress Auri: Dear Hairy Gorilla (i.e. God of Sexual Fantasies around the world),
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Friday, June 11, 2010. Dear Hairy Gorilla (i.e. God of Sexual Fantasies around the world),. Dear Gorilla Bananas,. So you would like to know if I've ever had a sexual fantasy about an ostrich egg. Well, funny you should ask. Palm fronds. Yes, that's it! My thatched hammock is soft and gently swaying with the sound of the birds in the canopy and as I turn over I realize I am not alone. Nor am I clothed. How I came to be in the presence of a stranger without my clothes is a mystery to me. But w...Thats an ...
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Mistress Auri: Dear Mistress,
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010. Let's turn the time over to you, my lovelies. I get asked so many questions these days (and honestly, I'm running out of brain juice to entertain you with) and I would love to be able to devote a blog post to each of your questions. I don't care what kind of questions they are. well, that's not to say I don't care. So here's your chance. And while you're thinking of what to write to me. here's a little something for your naughty enjoyment=) Thank me later! May 18, 2010 at 5:07 PM.
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Mistress Auri: March 2011
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011. Mad Men making me a happy girl. And now. for your viewing pleasure (and mine). a few pics of our fave ad men and women:. Joan makes Marilyn Monroe wish she had been a redhead. Aaah the days when clothes were tailored. Well. maybe your clothes are ;). That Don Draper. the Mistress likey. Who doesn't love a sweet gay man in these shows? I love wearing a corset for fun but I can't imagine having to be in one all day long. Thank goodness that's over! Nothing like a sharp dressed man!
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Mistress Auri: Grindhouse presents...
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010. So I was laying in bed last night (keep it in your pants kids) and I was having a fabulous convo with myself for the bloggity blog. Do you think I can remember one iota of it today? Nope Nada. Zip. If this is what comes with getting old. I don't want it! It was good too. I figure that maybe if I just sit here and type on my dysfunctional keyboard for a while maybe I will remember the brilliance that once was. So How many of you out there have seen. Wait for it. Gorilla love- ...
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