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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #113: How Did Dinosaurs Become Birds?
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, July 3, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #113: How Did Dinosaurs Become Birds? I just saw Jurassic World. Tonight, and was disappointed to see that none of the dinosaurs were depicted as having had feathers. But that’s Hollywood for you, I guess. Historical accuracy. Doesn’t sell movie tickets. Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires sells movie tickets. Image by Nobu Tamara from Wikipedia. While researchers previously assumed that Archaeoptery...
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Don't Call Me Marge: 5 Drawbacks of Working from Home No One Talks About
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Monday, July 20, 2015. 5 Drawbacks of Working from Home No One Talks About. I’ve been working at home for going on seven years now, and now I’m just going to take a minute because holy shit, that’s longer than I’ve done anything. Wow. 5) You Start Getting Fat. Also, when I lived in France, people didn’t show up to my house with multiple cakes they apparently expected me to sit and eat by myself, as I complained about recently. 2) You H...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #112: Same-Sex Marriage in History
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, June 26, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #112: Same-Sex Marriage in History. 8220;Maybe everything isn’t hopeless bullshit,” I’ve decided to dedicate this Friday’s facts to the history of gay marriage. Image by Benson Cua from Wikimedia Commons. Same-sex marriages were well-documented. And were just one of various so-called “non-traditional” forms of marriage practiced. Among some of the other forms was polyandry, the pr...As most peopl...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #111: The History of Eyeglasses
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, June 19, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #111: The History of Eyeglasses. A dear friend who is also blind as hell recently asked me what people did before they invented eyeglasses. 8220;Well, glasses were invented in like 1300 so they probably just wore glasses,” I said, pulling what I now know was a completely accurate tidbit of information right out of my ass. 8220;No, I mean, before that,” he replied. Both uses are legit:. 8221; made...
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Don't Call Me Marge: What can I say? I've got a f*cking foul mouth
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Thursday, April 7, 2011. What can I say? I've got a f*cking foul mouth. I was about twelve. We were standing at the register in a shop, completing our transaction. My mother was talking to the saleslady about the price of something we were buying – it was on special promotion. I chimed in with, “Yeah, that's a helluva good deal.”. I looked at my feet and, probably, blushed. From time to time, I get reprimanded for having a f*cking foul...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #115: Tortoises (and Turtles)
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, July 24, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #115: Tortoises (and Turtles). It was surprisingly adorable, and now I want one. Unfortunately, over-collection has made this species vulnerable to extinction. Red-footed tortoise by user OldUncleMe from Wikipedia.com. Examples include the Aldabra giant tortoise. One of the world’s largest tortoise species, which is native to the Aldabra Atoll in the Seychelles. Also, you should probably not keep...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Awards
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Blog awards are evidence of your awesomeness, talent, and general worth as a person. Here are mine:. I've gotten at least four of these. This is the original one. They keep changing the design like they don't think I'll notice. This one's my favorite, by the way. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Vampire Watermelons: The Garden Patch Isn't Safe Anymore. 4 Signs You've Been Online Too Long. What can I say? I've got a f*cking foul mouth.
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #116: The History of Menstrual Products
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, August 7, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #116: The History of Menstrual Products. If you’re one of those dudes who gets all completely freaked out at the mere mention of menstruation or any of its associated commercial products, you might want to consider not reading this post. Some other things you might want to consider include growing the fuck up. What did women use before the invention of sanitary napkins and tampons? The first com...
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Don't Call Me Marge: An Introvert’s Survival Guide
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Monday, August 12, 2013. An Introvert’s Survival Guide. I’ve been hearing a lot of buzz online lately about introverts, and how misunderstood we all are and how unfair it all is, and how much it sucks to, like, have friends and stuff. Like, hell is other people, man. Only boring stuff, you wouldn’t like it. If you’re an introvert and you have roommates, you’re doin’ it wrong. How can you do that? It must drive you nuts. Meditating is l...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Waste Not, Because I Will Flip the F*&k Out About It
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Wednesday, September 10, 2014. Waste Not, Because I Will Flip the F*&k Out About It. If there’s one thing that bothers the crap out of me – and I’m sure we all know by now that there's more than one thing that bothers the crap out of me – it’s people being wasteful. I particularly hate it when people waste food. This, btw, is why I’m getting fat. This is not the marmot, this is his sexy cousin. Image by user Clayoquot on Wikipedia.
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