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Wooden Pig: May 2013
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Friday, May 24, 2013. Cookies make everything okay. I really want to write about soups because I have been painting them in an unconventional way lately. But that post wouldn't be funny enough, so I will tell you about the time I got pee on a fat stranger. And I will illustrate this post with some of the paintings of soups that I have been working on, even though they have no pertinence to the tale. For a moment, I passed out. As I regained consciousness, I saw...
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Wooden Pig: I have told this story before...but I painted this picture called "Beach Cat" that I wanted to use so I will tell it again.
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Tuesday, April 8, 2014. I have told this story before.but I painted this picture called Beach Cat that I wanted to use so I will tell it again. As it turned out, it was nothing. Adrian was just being a little bit of a puss because he hurt his finger. The good news was that Ducky got some exercise that day. I actually saw him run. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I have told this story before.but I painted this. View my complete profile.
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Wooden Pig: May 2014
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Saturday, May 17, 2014. Im coming for dinner. To start off with I will arrive at your house and refuse to get out of the car because I am unhappy with my outfit. After you come outside and cajole me into the house with promises of cats and dogs, I will reluctantly come in. Did I mention I will be wearing a large red Paula Abdul shirt and that's it? Then it's time for dinner. It looks good. Did you spend half a day making it? 8221; and throw it against the wall.
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Wooden Pig: October 2012
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Sunday, October 21, 2012. Some interesting things have been happening to me lately in the realm of fashion. Yesterday after months of perusing thrift shops and yard sales I found the pair of woven leather loafers I have been trying to find for months- at a rummage sale to support a local girl's roller derby team. I found these loafers just as the weather is starting to get cold! I can't wear them with socks! To make matters worse I've been thinking about going wild...
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Wooden Pig: September 2012
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Saturday, September 15, 2012. You dont have to turn on the red light. Could see the light? He seemed perplexed. In his mind he was holding some secret military technology. Jules was sure that only me and him could see this light. Later on I met Jules back at his house. Apparently he still didn't think the people could see the red light. He said, "I don't know what happened. I think they heard me.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You dont have to turn on the red light.
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Wooden Pig: March 2013
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Sunday, March 17, 2013. The other day I awoke to the peaceful sound of a stupid woodpecker pecking some giant tree to death in my front yard. I think the woodpecker had just done a bunch of methamphetamine, or at least he'd had a bunch of Red Bull or something. Anyway, as I listened to the majestic creature go about as woodpeckers do, I thought a curious thought. I thought, how did I never notice that the name "woodpecker" is super funny and sexual? On my book shelf.
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Wooden Pig: I'm coming for dinner...
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Saturday, May 17, 2014. Im coming for dinner. To start off with I will arrive at your house and refuse to get out of the car because I am unhappy with my outfit. After you come outside and cajole me into the house with promises of cats and dogs, I will reluctantly come in. Did I mention I will be wearing a large red Paula Abdul shirt and that's it? Then it's time for dinner. It looks good. Did you spend half a day making it? 8221; and throw it against the wall.
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Wooden Pig: An artist
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Thursday, May 15, 2014. Yesterday I made a claim to my girlfriend that I had never been fired. I don't know what I was thinking to have said this. It got me thinking. What was the most ridiculous thing I ever did to get fired? Of course Jimmy and I started to laugh, and of course we were fired. Whatever. Everyone loved it! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im coming for dinner. View my complete profile. Graham's Cabin of Curiosities.
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Wooden Pig: May 2012
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Thursday, May 31, 2012. Eating bad cuttle fish from a street vendor in China, feeling sick and running home only to lose control of your bowels in a crowded elevator with a bunch of gossipy old ladies. Those ladies never stopped talking about me and the time I crapped in an elevator with them. Why did they always talk about it? Because it was the most interesting thing in the world to them. That's why. Why does he always say, "Stay thirsty, my friends"? I have deve...
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Wooden Pig: August 2012
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Work Finish. Publish." Michael Faraday. Saturday, August 25, 2012. Super young chicks and me hot tubbing. Today me and these two super cute chicks were hanging out at my hot tub all naked and stuff listening to some Dre and chilling, when this bitch I know just barged in and got all crazy on the two chicks. It was nuts! It seemed like that crazy bitch wanted to kill those chicks. Just when I was afraid it was going to get ugly, that crazy bitch just stopped- and peed on the deck! You know what I did next?