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Apres Moi le Deluge | Deconstructing Mama
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My Hormones Are Officially Your Problem. Keep it to yourself: A Letter to a Moron →. Apres Moi le Deluge. December 16, 2014. I’m sure he didn’t mean it, but he should have known that like any character in a horror film, you NEVER comment on how said horror has not befallen you. It’s survival 101. Here’s what happened;. We were sitting in the mall playground, and by the self satisfied look on the Hub’s face, I could tell he was about to brag. Do go on. ” Oh yeah, with what? 8221; I asked. Lol love this 😀.
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Keep it to yourself: A Letter to a Moron | Deconstructing Mama
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Apres Moi le Deluge. The Envelope Please. →. Keep it to yourself: A Letter to a Moron. March 3, 2015. Dear Woman who assumed too much of me,. I need you to know that you have angered and offended me on every level humanly possible. Your statement, casually thrown at me about my life choices was crass, unwarranted and absolutely none of your fucking business. Who do you think you are, you sanctimonious blowhard? You don’t get me. I didn’t choose life, you egotistical prat. I chose my family. Get a clue,.
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My Double Rainbow | Deconstructing Mama
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A Family of Four walks into a Target. Getting out of the house in 50 easy steps! June 13, 2015. Me, after getting both to kids nap at the same time, on a Saturday afternoon…. Parenting is hard, ya’ll. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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The Envelope Please….. | Deconstructing Mama
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Keep it to yourself: A Letter to a Moron. A Family of Four walks into a Target →. April 2, 2015. And the Award for Best Prank goes to. In her debuting role as impending delivery at 11:30 at night on April Fool’s Day! I have been away for far too long and am in the penultimate days of my second pregnancy. Needless to say, I am exhausted, sore and, up until last night, thought I was really REALLY ready to deliver this baby. Turns out I learned some valuable things about myself and the Hubby. Thirty minutes...
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Deconstructing Mama | /ˌdēkənˈstrəktɪŋ mɑmə / Verb: 1. To break down into components; dismantle | Page 2
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Newer posts →. Things That Go Frump in the Night. July 13, 2014. 5 hours and 3 minutes after bedtime and I’ve been onto the King’s room no less than 8 times. The first time was to pee. The second, it was too dark in his room. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth times were because certain items around the room were scary. The jackets hanging on the wall hooks. The wall hooks that look like puppy dog tails. The still fan. The lotion bottle…. And the last time was the oh so cliched glass of water. We were ou...
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Getting out of the house in 50 easy steps!!!! | Deconstructing Mama
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Getting out of the house in 50 easy steps! July 2, 2015. I used to live by a planner. Neat little boxes outlining what I would do with my day and the order I would do those things in. I want to bitchslap my old self. Every morning, no matter how early or late we wake up this seems to be our routine. So for those expecting or expecting to expect, here’s a handy guide! Getting out of the house in 50 easy steps. The night before, set an alarm for 2 hours before you would like to leave. Go back to sleep.