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Blinded by Speed: June 2011
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011. This piece, as the blog title suggests, was a commission. What that really means is that I was not cool enough to think of this idea. No one would be stupid enough to pay me to act out their deepest, darkest Paintbrush image alteration fantasies. Moving on. to a token life related note: no, I am not dead, just dead inside. Why is that? I blame the overuse of my 'normal people' functioning mode. What is that? What is the meaning of this nonsense? Links to this post. I have been mea...
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Blinded by Speed: Episode 154: Opportunity Cost
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Thursday, January 26, 2012. Episode 154: Opportunity Cost. If you appreciate my existence even a little bit visit here. More tracks in Ontario=more valid creeping ops. More valid creeping ops=better quality of life (for me, but also possibly for you if you are needy and place your welfare on whether or not I make blog posts). Who should you donate to? Whoever turns your crank, I suppose. April 15, 2012 at 3:35 PM. Their heads. ha. were observed. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Blinded by Speed: November 2012
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Episode 155: Muchachos and Mustachios (2012 edition). Well, well, well. Here we are again. I've come out of retirement for my annual stint as the unofficial championship mustache evaluator and report writer. If this does not adequately justify my role in your life, you can call may the Emeritus Poet Laureate of TnFnorth (a dubious distinction). Now let's dive in, shall we? I'm talking about mustache report writing. This year, I was much more organized. I was assigned the...
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Blinded by Speed: Episode 153: Victory Lap Revisited
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Thursday, December 8, 2011. Episode 153: Victory Lap Revisited. Don't come back for a victory lap, only losers come back for a victory lap.my brother did and he's a complete dick, fucking idiot." Anonymous. This is not the type victory lap that is being referred to. I've often said that the victory lap is a something you can smell on a person. It's the smell of self-loathing coupled with a whiff of devil-may-care recklessness. It's the smell of imprisonment and the smell of freedom all at once. So back t...
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Blinded by Speed: Episode 156: Muchachos & Mustachios (2013 edition)
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Monday, November 11, 2013. Episode 156: Muchachos and Mustachios (2013 edition). Welcome back friends, to the much anticipated, annual Mustache Report (I guess you could say it's now a "thing"). This year's edition will be bigger, more picture-y and possibly even better than last year's. Possibly. I've still yet to receive word from the Pulitzer Prize committee. I suspect they have misplaced my address. I am not sure the bridge under which I live has been attributed a valid postal code. Sometimes the ded...
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Blinded by Speed: Episode 155: Muchachos & Mustachios (2012 edition)
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Episode 155: Muchachos and Mustachios (2012 edition). Well, well, well. Here we are again. I've come out of retirement for my annual stint as the unofficial championship mustache evaluator and report writer. If this does not adequately justify my role in your life, you can call may the Emeritus Poet Laureate of TnFnorth (a dubious distinction). Now let's dive in, shall we? I'm talking about mustache report writing. This year, I was much more organized. I was assigned the...
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Blinded by Speed: Episode 151: Muchachos & Mustachios
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Monday, November 14, 2011. Episode 151: Muchachos and Mustachios. Remember how I said I was going to do a mustache prediction post when I 'got my shit together'? Well, that didn't really happen; no one regrets more than I (with the small exception of that part of myself that cares about my transcript. but no one likes that guy, not even me). So we begin. in order of ascending exciting-ness (naturally). Spectator of the Year. After much ado and head scratching, I have decided that the title of Spectator '...
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Blinded by Speed: May 2011
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Sunday, May 29, 2011. After completing this cartoon, it occurred to me that the steeplechase deserved its own category. The response for both parties is this:. I hope someone falls humourously on the water jump.". If this makes you sad (non-distance people read this? Don't hate the playa, hate the game. or something like that. Links to this post. Monday, May 23, 2011. Episode 134: blog rockin' beats. If you thought this was going to be about music, wtf were you thinking? Links to this post. 2) Spent 15 m...
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Blinded by Speed: November 2013
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Monday, November 11, 2013. Episode 156: Muchachos and Mustachios (2013 edition). Welcome back friends, to the much anticipated, annual Mustache Report (I guess you could say it's now a "thing"). This year's edition will be bigger, more picture-y and possibly even better than last year's. Possibly. I've still yet to receive word from the Pulitzer Prize committee. I suspect they have misplaced my address. I am not sure the bridge under which I live has been attributed a valid postal code. Sometimes the ded...