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The Pregnant Waddle: December 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, December 22, 2005. The growling and the backwards scooching. These are Ngaire's new talents. Put her down on the floor, and you may just look back to see her little head peeking out from under a piece of furniture she's back-scooched beneath. Dangle some toys before her and the soft growling will commence. She has several new nicknames: Ngaire-boo, Ngaire-doodle/noodle/boodle, Boo-Bear (see a pattern here? Wednesday, Dec...
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. Archive for June 2013. My goal for the rest of this summer: 40 min. of Pilates and 20 min. of running per day. Let’s see if I hit it. June 17, 2013. 8220;Fugly is the New Pretty! All Shades of Purple. Notes from the Trenches. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Seize the Mommy! Get every new post delivered to your Inbox. Build a website with WordPress.com.
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. Me: A former high-school English teacher overrun by small children. The natives are restless! The Husbandlet: A marine biologist. Ngaire: Our firstborn, a.k.a. the Squid or Boo Bear. My old bio page identified her as loving books and cheese. This has not changed. Liam: The middle child. Cheerful and mischievous. Prenatal name: the Remora. A.k.a. Boo Bug. Loves Lightning McQueen. The place: The Frozen North. 1 Comment Add your own. March 3, 2009 at 1:43 am.
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Just another WordPress.com weblog. It should be noted that when the Husbandlet is tired (or, apparently, drugged), he becomes excessively pedantic and apt to miss the joke. The Husbandlet (totally serious): “Yeah, I have a bit of tennis elbow right now.”. May 4, 2011. Ngaire has spent about the last 20 minutes in her room singing over and over, “Tell me WHY; I don’t understand.”. I can’t figure out whether she’s going to be a songwriter or a philosopher. May 3, 2011. Words from the bathroom. The Husbandl...
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The Pregnant Waddle: July 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, July 28, 2005. She's here, and she's beautiful! She was born July 18 at 3:41 pm after a seven-and-a-half-hour labor. She weighed 8.5 pounds at birth, lost 8 ounces in her first day, and gained 5 back within her first four days of life, which will give you an idea of how much she's been eating. Posted by Jordana @ 6:56 PM. Monday, July 11, 2005. And yes, Squidgle’s due date is Thursday. And yes. Posted by Jordana @ 9:22 AM.
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The Pregnant Waddle: June 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Thursday, June 30, 2005. The Tale of the Blue Shorts. Over the years, the blue plaid shorts moved many times (usually very rapidly, if being worn by the young man). They travelled to the U.S. they explored the wilds of the Midwest and California; they came to rest on the Atlantic coast. There they settled into their senior years, the pyjama bottoms of choice, but growing a bit saggy around the waist. Thus, the shorts’ existence co...
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The Pregnant Waddle: August 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Friday, August 26, 2005. Too slap-aroundable (or not etherised enough)? Here's today's quote: "Very like a whale.". Bonus points if you can name the famous work in which this quote is quoted. Posted by Jordana @ 8:47 PM. Thursday, August 25, 2005. I'm in the midst of staff development this week, and Ngaire obligingly has been being developed alongside me. Nothing wrong with bringing a newborn to six-hour seminars, eh wot? From the...
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The Pregnant Waddle: April 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Friday, April 29, 2005. I know, I know, some days there is no post at all, and some days that Jordana just can't stop with the mini-blogs! But I had to tell you . . . Yesterday, when my husband picked me up from work, one of the first things he said to me was, "So, I've been looking at breast pumps on eBay.". I don't think that even needs elaboration. Posted by Jordana @ 8:53 AM. And in other news. Posted by Jordana @ 8:23 AM.
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The Pregnant Waddle: May 2005
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Pre-Pregnancy Weight Just Around the Corner (It's Trying to Run and Hide). Tuesday, May 31, 2005. I just googled my maiden name. Who knew the Internet had so much on me? Lots of entries on me. My master's thesis listing in my grad school's library, a conference I haven't presented at yet, grad school presentation sign-ups, a brief stint as a poetry editor, last year's teaching schedule (which was briefly, and erroneously, assigned under my maiden name), my engagement. For crying out loud! If I can help i...