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Motherhood for the Phobic: Just Say Yes
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Sunday, May 25, 2014. Geez, lighten up people! But what I am about to disclose should NOT be one of them. Let me address those who think I am being "negative" for a moment- not that any of them read this blog. Yeah, I drove those girls off a really long time ago. But in case any of them have dropped in so they can have the pleasure of judging someone (feel free, ladies, I honestly don't mind, as long as you are entertained! But seriously though- these children are formidable, are they not? The class fact...
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Motherhood for the Phobic: November 2013
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Monday, November 4, 2013. OK, so I'm not Oprah. If it's a futile endeavor you're looking for, why not just keep reorganizing your kids toys or trying new acne treatments? I'm not good at anything! And the ever-popular "I can't go on! I was not even going to attempt to tell her to try, try again, so I just told her she could quit. That only resulted in about 20 minutes of her screaming, "I quit! Spot on. They just needed a picture of her breastfeeding in a bikini, and it would have been perfect.
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Motherhood for the Phobic: December 2013
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Friday, December 20, 2013. New Year's Resolutions Part I. In any case, in our household, we have established many, many bad habits and have failed to establish critical good habits, and I would like to believe that in 2014 we could maybe change a few things. So, I'm going to lay out an overly ambitious family makeover plan here with the mind that if we do even one of these things, we can count it as a victory (right? And that will change my life.somehow? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The end of the line.
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Motherhood for the Phobic: January 2014
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Tuesday, January 21, 2014. New Year's Resolutions Part II. And we won’t talk about the last two days, a holiday and a snow day (THE HORROR! Monday morning I went on a really hard, nausea-inducing long run, which finished me for the day. Bring on the screen time. And today.ugh. Is there anything worse in the annals of motherhood than a snow day? How bout with 2 kids climbing on you and screaming? Love eating out a restaurant? So here is the rest of the 2014 program:. May- The children will start cleaning ...
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Motherhood for the Phobic: March-April: The Nutrition Revolution
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Monday, May 12, 2014. March-April: The Nutrition Revolution. She is still eating a few veggies a day. Not kale, mind you, more like carrots drenched in butter and sugar, but still. Thank you, Dr. Goldman. It's about time you stopped judging me for doing things that you yourself would totally do, too, if you were a stay at home mom because you would be losing your freaking mind, and actually started being useful. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Motherhood for the Phobic. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
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Motherhood for the Phobic: The Dog
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Sunday, March 1, 2015. I knew deep down that this day would come. For one thing, Charlotte would never ever forget the vague suggestion I foolishly made to her when she was 3 that once Lawson was 4 (because I naively believed that by 4, he would be easy to handle HA HA HA! I thought I could buy some time by explaining to Charlotte our very strict criteria for any dog that we would allow to live with us. These would include:. But not actually going potty, before having an accident. Because it would wa...
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Motherhood for the Phobic: 40 things I have (sort of) learned (in theory) by age 40 (part one)
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Thursday, November 13, 2014. 40 things I have (sort of) learned (in theory) by age 40 (part one). 1 Tweezing one’s eyebrows is the equivalent of plastic surgery, only it’s free and relatively painless. When I started tweezing around age 25, I went from being mildly ugly to being mildly attractive, just like that. Maybe that’s what Renee Zellwegger just did to her face. 3 If you think marriage is easy, you haven’t had children yet. And you might not want to. 7 You CAN have it all, if you are talking about...
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Motherhood for the Phobic: February: A Welcome Detour
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014. February: A Welcome Detour. LAWSON IS POTTY TRAINED! You say. How can this possibly be? Just last month he was telling you that nature trackers don't use the potty (and he had a point). He was gleefully pooping in his diaper right in front of you and cackling away like some kind of deranged hyena-dictator-terrorist. Well, it's true my friends. It's true. Cue the Morgan Freeman narration). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Motherhood for the Phobic. View my complete profile.
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Motherhood for the Phobic: July 2013
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Monday, July 22, 2013. In honor of the newborn Royal Baby, I give you a rant on celebrity motherhood. And of course actual babies, many of them cute, although some surprisingly not, given the looks of their parents, assuming those looks are the kind that can be passed down genetically vice surgically. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Motherhood for the Phobic. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. View my complete profile. The class factotum speaks. The end of the line. After a year, I'm still waiting.and waiting.
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Motherhood for the Phobic: A Myers-Briggs Analysis of Motherhood
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013. A Myers-Briggs Analysis of Motherhood. Another two months gone by.A blogging phenom I am not. An increasingly dumb and inarticulate mother of two I am. So let us apply the wisdom of the Meyers-Briggs to motherhood and see what we come up with. This one is very clear cut and is in fact the basis for my inadequacies as a mother. Those who are Ns prefer to exist in the world of imagination and ideas and find the details and logistics of life rather boring. Well, guess what? I have...
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