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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: March 2012
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Thursday, March 29, 2012. Children Are Our Future. For a while, I was a substitute teacher. I was not very good at it. I like kids, and generally enjoy them. I have a sibling and babysat a lot when I was younger, so children are not frightening or mysterious to me. But being a substitute teacher - a good one - requires a person of uncommon qualities. I did not have these qualities. It was the day of President Obama's inauguration, and I knew the kids had all watched his swearing i...
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: June 2015
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Monday, June 29, 2015. Me Against The Music: Tracks 61-82. For reasons of her own, Elle has decided to listen to every single song in her music library and record the experience. These are her notes. . 160;61. Flowers On The Wall - The Statler Brothers (Pulp Fiction). I have an unabashed weakness for falsely happy songs with surprisingly depressing lyrics. Have you ever listened to what this song is actually saying? Someone needs a hug. Friday, June 26, 2015. WARNING: This article...
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: May 2011
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Saturday, May 28, 2011. Serious Topics Taken Seriously. When I win the internet, I will be given a velociraptor-unicorn-pegasus hybrid, which I will ride whilst sipping from a goblet filled with vodka slushies. This has nothing to do with anything, except that today on Twitter I have discussed the merits of owning a velociraptor vs. a dragon. I am firmly on the side of velociraptors. Wait! There is a logic to my choice. What would you feed it? And what TYPE of dragon would it be?
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: July 2015
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Thursday, July 23, 2015. So, you may have noticed the posting on this blog abruptly ceased. Or maybe you didn't notice. Maybe you're just now going, 'Oh, she stopped posting? I had no idea.' I don't know your life. But I digress. Basically I haven't been writing here because I am almost hilariously busy. And by 'hilariously' I mean pretty much the opposite. I actually tried to write an amusing metaphor there, but it fell apart. Because I am tired and don't have time. 135 Pressed R...
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: Me Against The Music Uncut: The Complete Tracklist
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Me Against The Music Uncut: The Complete Tracklist. Uncut, Uncensored, and Inexplicable. 1 Halloweenhead - Ryan Adams. 2 Surf City Eastern Bloc - Arcade Fire. 3 Eternal Destiny (A Capella Mix) - Alex Kharlamov and Randy Miller. 4 She Waits - Louden Swain. 5 Smetana: The Bartered Bride - Overture - János Sándor: Budapest Philharmonic Orchestra. 6 Scope - Bowling For Soup. 7 This Is All Now - Taking Back Sunday. 8 Casino - Tykwer, Klimek and Heil (Run Lola Run). 22 Where Is My Mind?
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: Accidental Interim
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Thursday, July 23, 2015. So, you may have noticed the posting on this blog abruptly ceased. Or maybe you didn't notice. Maybe you're just now going, 'Oh, she stopped posting? I had no idea.' I don't know your life. But I digress. Basically I haven't been writing here because I am almost hilariously busy. And by 'hilariously' I mean pretty much the opposite. I actually tried to write an amusing metaphor there, but it fell apart. Because I am tired and don't have time.
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: Me Against The Music: Tracks 61-82
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Monday, June 29, 2015. Me Against The Music: Tracks 61-82. For reasons of her own, Elle has decided to listen to every single song in her music library and record the experience. These are her notes. 61 Flowers On The Wall - The Statler Brothers (Pulp Fiction). I have an unabashed weakness for falsely happy songs with surprisingly depressing lyrics. Have you ever listened to what this song is actually saying? Someone needs a hug. 62 Training - Danny Elfman (Hellboy 2). 67 Skyway -...
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: Me Against The Music: Tracks 132-160
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Monday, July 13, 2015. Me Against The Music: Tracks 132-160. For reasons of her own, Elle has decided to listen to every single song in her music library and record the experience. These are her notes. 132 Say What You Say - Eminem. I don't get it. You thought you were punk. You thought you were a Riot Grrl, Patti Smith, Courtney Love, Debbie Harry. You lived at Hot Topic and were unaware of the irony of this. So how did you justify your love for Eminem? Love, Present Me. Muddy Wa...
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CAPS LOCKED & LOADED: Me Against The Music: Tracks 37-60
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CAPS LOCKED and LOADED. Friday, June 26, 2015. Me Against The Music: Tracks 37-60. For reasons of her own, Elle has decided to listen to every single song in her music library and record the experience. These are her notes. 40 Handel: Water Music - Presto - Richard Edlinger: Capella Istropolitana. It's really, really hard to be sad when listening to this. Believe me, I've tried. 41 When All Is Said And Done - David Cross. 42 Reclamation - Fugazi. 44 10,000 Days (Wings, Part 2) - Tool [DELETED]. Oh, Wayne...