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Alaska Expatriate: Time to Regenerate
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Tuesday, January 12, 2010. Let's back up half a tick. This new year/decade has mysteriously been serving as an excuse to shake things up, to try something new. I'm moving (not surprising really, considering the current pad should be condemned, or at the very least gutted and remodeled), I'm seriously on a diet, and I shaved off my beard. I'll give you folks at home a moment to let that last part sink in. Why are you telling me this?
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Alaska Expatriate: 2 out of 5 boroughs ain't bad
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Sunday, November 15, 2009. 2 out of 5 boroughs ain't bad. I've come to the conclusion that, for now, 48 hours in New York City is the proper amount of time. This isn't a complaint; indeed, I very much enjoyed my visit there. Hot dogs at 3am. Last call at 4am. The subway system that allows for the complete avoidance of taxi cabs of you're willing to hoof it. Posted by Cory Parker. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Hey, that's me!
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Alaska Expatriate: October 2009
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Sunday, October 25, 2009. Ah, the fog of Sudafed. 1) American Apparel only makes men's pants to size 34 - fat hipsters need not apply. 2) Blade Runner can induce Zen-like calmness when coupled with cold medication. 3) Driving a car becomes a fun, unpredictable experiance again. 4) Math is not your friend. I'm going to bed now. Posted by Cory Parker. Sunday, October 18, 2009. Don actually leaves Betty. That chick is crazy, yo. Podcas...
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Alaska Expatriate: Big project for 2010
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Thursday, January 28, 2010. Big project for 2010. Attention kids, 'cause here's the part where I outline my big project for 2010. As many of you know, I own a LOT of DVDs. Television shows, documentaries, Three Stooges shorts, but by far the largest section of my DVD collection is movies. I started buying them in high school, as I felt the transition away from VHS (remember those? 3) There will be no television shows or mini-series&...
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Alaska Expatriate: November 2009
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Sunday, November 15, 2009. 2 out of 5 boroughs ain't bad. I've come to the conclusion that, for now, 48 hours in New York City is the proper amount of time. This isn't a complaint; indeed, I very much enjoyed my visit there. Hot dogs at 3am. Last call at 4am. The subway system that allows for the complete avoidance of taxi cabs of you're willing to hoof it. Posted by Cory Parker. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Home Is a Four-Letter Word.
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Alaska Expatriate: The future looks damn familiar...
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Saturday, January 2, 2010. The future looks damn familiar. So here we are, sitting 48 hours into a brand new year, one that actually sounds like it is the future. We can stop referring to the year as "two thousand and.", as if its just a temporary temporal ailment, that at any moment we'll be propelled safely back into the warm familiar embrace of the 20th century. Nope, it's the future. And I'll be damned if I don't like it. The fu...
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Alaska Expatriate: January 2009
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Monday, January 12, 2009. This Picture Makes Me Laugh Out Loud Every Single Time I See It. Posted by Cory Parker. Monday, January 5, 2009. People To Look Up To. Last night I drank two bottles of wine. No particular reason; I finished the first and wanted more. I wanted them here, and I wanted them now. And I'm not one to waste perfectly good alcohol. Posted by Cory Parker. Sunday, January 4, 2009. Did rap's collective balls drop off?
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Alaska Expatriate: Brain too full, must jettison thoughts!
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Tuesday, January 12, 2010. Brain too full, must jettison thoughts! ALRIGHT, that's IT! Enough sentimental talk. Time to do what I do best: rant like an 80-year-old lunatic. First off, when the fuck did we get together and decide that orange skin was acceptable? I randomly come across pictures of these FREAKS whose pursuit of sun worship must have scortched their rods and cones a bit, because PEOPLE DO NOT COME IN ORANGE! If I were C...
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Alaska Expatriate: December 2008
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Monday, December 22, 2008. Ad Chicks I Kinda Wanna Bang. First up, this particular chick from the horribly entertaining "PajamaGram" commercial:. Oh LG, you fooled us all into thinking that this chick was the star in some new TV show. You so clever. Now nobody bought your red (sorry, scarlet! Tinted TVs and everybody forgot about the chick. Except me. You still have a place in my heart, you goofy actress person you! Pink hair = kink...
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Alaska Expatriate: December 2009
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WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD.MY THOUGHTS WILL WALK THE EARTH.". Tuesday, December 22, 2009. Hell, an entire decade. When the "Aughts" began, I was a junior in high school, and as they end I've hit several major milestones in my life. End of high school. The entirety of college. First live-in girlfriend. First job I truly hated. Watching one of my films on a (sort of) big screen. Layoffs and hires, several apartments, new and old roommates. Merry Christmas, everyone. See you on the other side.