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Nick Iannitti | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. Author Archive for Nick Iannitti. The Six Stages of Growth. So, it’s become clear to you that there’s no way to avoid it: you’ve registered on the Movember website. Regardless of your recent follicular history, the decision has been made—you’re venturing forward into the single most decisive facial statement a man can make. But what of your delicate sensibilities? You’re full of questions, comments, concerns. Who’ll be there when the first hairs start to sprout? 8212;—&#82...

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apples over america: February 2006

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Making terrible, terrible life decisions since 2005. Monday, February 27, 2006. Today I went to the dental hygienist. Show me a dental hygienist and I will show you a sadist. Look at the lady in that picture up there. Behold the pure evil in her grinning visage. Sure she's smiling, but her eyes say, "Obey me, or I'll blast your nuts with a million rads from this X-ray gun you little shit.". Oh, sorry. I floss about 5-days a week, but I didn't know I was supposed to use barbed wire.". What's that, slime?

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apples over america: May 2006

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Making terrible, terrible life decisions since 2005. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. I like to rock. 1 4 cups of balls-out heavy metal. 2 4 cups of guitar-heavy indie rock. 3 3 cups time-tested and ripe solid gold classic rock hits (peeled and sliced). Mix 1-3 together in a large bowl, knead into a brain-blowing, ear-shattering dough. This forms a solid base for the dish. Then add:. 4 3 teaspoons of sensitive and soulful acoustic rock for a mellow finish. 6 A dash of hip-hop (to preserve freshness, yo). No Tofu b...

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A Faint Odour of Insight | Where space and time collide to make me seem cool | Page 2

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A Faint Odour of Insight. Categories: Pop Culture and Media. Since the last post was a bit too tragic to actually approach with my usual irreverence, I thought the least I could do is add an update to the story. According to this article. The morning radio show that conceived the deadly water-drinking contest was completely shut down, and ten staff, including the three morning hosts were fired. Speak Now, or Forever Hold Your Pee. Categories: Pop Culture and Media. But to protect them from boredom? Manag...

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man laws. | half-assed remorse with sincerest apologies

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Half-assed remorse with sincerest apologies. November fahrenheit @ lycos .com. January 12, 2007. Now, i’m not sure how much of my personal life leaks out into the blogworld, but for all of you who didn’t know, i do sit on a few committees. with all the miller lite commericals dictating acceptable beer etiquette and thus deeming them. There’s been pressure from the international community to publish a more general set of mannish rules, claiming that miller’s man laws,. The International Rules of Manhood:.

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The Six Stages of Growth | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. The Six Stages of Growth. So, it’s become clear to you that there’s no way to avoid it: you’ve registered on the Movember website. Your future living under the ‘stache is now written in stone–and coming up on ya. Perhaps you’ve been a clean-shaven gentleman all your life; perhaps you thrust yourself proudly into your goatee years. Or maybe you sported a beard so thick in the past few years that not even light could escape it. Stage the First: Cautious Optimism. 8212;—&#821...

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An Enticing Offer | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. And there it was in my junk mail box. An email with no discernible subject line. Sure, my computer had labeled it spam, but at that instant, I could not care less. I wanted to open it; I. To open it. The ‘from’ line held one simple word only: ‘luna’. Who was this ‘luna’? Why had she chosen me as a vehicle through which to spread her messages of intrigue? Throw away your parasol, your massive member will cast shadow. Did I really wish to have a phallus so large, so. Yes, a penis ...

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Oscars Series Finale | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. Categories: Pop Culture and Media. This past Sunday, Hollywood’s best and brightest gathered at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood to say goodbye to a tradition spanning seventy-nine years—The Academy Awards. Hearts swelled as stars and special guests braced themselves for what would be one of television’s most surprising series finales. The show soon spruced up its colors by adding such frivolities as a. You Yeah, you heard me.”. Responses to “Oscars Series Finale”. Enter your comm...

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An Open Letter to Jesus | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. An Open Letter to Jesus. It’s me, Moses. Yeah, I know; you haven’t really heard from me since the condolence card in 33 A.D. What can I say? I’ve been busy. 8216;s got to enforce a basic moral code on society. Yeah, yeah, your material’s. But to be honest, I was never that big a fan of it. Come on man, you know as well as I do that only works in gradeschool, and. Swinger parties. I mean, you put a bunch of perverts in a room together, the golden rule is going to leave them a.

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Dear Squirrels | A Faint Odour of Insight

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A Faint Odour of Insight. Dear squirrels who run out into the street just ahead of me,. Look, I understand that the occasional slip of the mind might happen. Maybe you saw an incredibly moist-looking acorn, or a stinkin’ chipmunk sniffing around your territory, and you felt compelled to protect your interests by bolting across a busy street. But like, I said: statistical probability. I assure you, this is not the most sensible option, statistically and mathematically speaking. See me coming up on ya?