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The Get Down: April 2009
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Cats consume more fecal matter in a year than the average human produces in a week. A single Hot Pocket contains enough cholesterol to fill the entire swimming pool at Disney World's Coronado Springs Resort. In medieval times, clowns initially painted their faces white to mock fair-skinned people of European descent. Medieval whites often had spherical red noses. The muscle used to control the curling of your toes is called the sphincter muscle. The idea of solar power originat...
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The Get Down: Dear Brazen Woman on the Train Clipping Her Fingernails,
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Monday, December 14, 2009. Dear Brazen Woman on the Train Clipping Her Fingernails,. I realize that people eat on the train, study on the train, sleep on the train, and all sorts of things they might not otherwise have enough time for. But clipping your nails? This is not a ticker-tape parade; no one asked for your nail confetti. Yes, I think that's an appropriate analogy, and the answer is no, no you would not like it. My pubes are filthy. Cut your nails anywhere and everywhere! Great writing man haha.
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The Get Down: July 2009
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009. The Funniest Words in the English Language. The Funniest Words in the English Language:. Words like "pussyfoot" and "titmouse" are good too but that may be pushing the envelope with HR. Join us tomorrow when I present the funniest words in the Sanskrit language. Posted by Boogie Brown/The Brian. Wednesday, July 22, 2009. Robo-sauruses (or is it Robo-sauri? I even dressed up the neighbor's dog like a T-rex and practiced running away from it. Since then, dinosaurs have been woven in...
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The Get Down: Oh Aziz...we should hang out sometime...maybe go up to Vermont for a long weekend...have an ice cream together...
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Friday, December 4, 2009. Oh Aziz.we should hang out sometime.maybe go up to Vermont for a long weekend.have an ice cream together. Note to self: Hire DJ to follow you around and play sirens every time you enter a room and "Buh-buh-buh-boooogie Broooooown! Every time you make a joke. Hilarity 5; Awesomeness 15. Going to parties all by your lonesome -23. Yuh-yeahhh! Posted by Boogie Brown/The Brian. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Stalk ME on TWITTER. An Exercise in GREATitude.
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The Get Down: May 2009
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Sunday, May 24, 2009. Brown from Amsterdam here, taking in some purple. The sky is blue, the water is green, and the elephants are a delightful turquoise. The people are white but are only as tall as my thumb. My thumb however is the size of the mooon! I hope to traverse the canals soon perhaps riding atop a pink unicorn. And at some point, have a run in with Van Gogh or Vermeer. Maybe they'd be down for some Sun Chips and Hendrix. Last stop: the airport. Posted by Boogie Brown/The Brian. I've also decid...
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The Get Down: An Exercise in Gratitude
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009. An Exercise in Gratitude. Many thanks to the elastic waistband on my underpants that prevents me from dropping trou when I least mean to, for example, when it's really cold outside. Muchas gracias for paper toilet seat covers that make public restrooms comfortable enough for me to patronize with my leftovers. And thanks for being septic-tank-safe so that they go down easy when flushed and a volcanic eruption of my own excrement is avoided. A Hallmark greeting card with a big ...
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The Get Down: September 2009
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Monday, September 28, 2009. I drew this while waiting in line for the IMAX screening of Harry Potter 6 (i.e. "Dumbledore is Dumble-dead! Needless to say, not only does this indicate the extent to which I am a nerd (level 12, with 3 scimitar and -5 TI 89), but it also illustrates (punned! How lugubriously pessimistic I am about the future.the future of robots! Not to mention the fact that I'm totally exploiting the plight of quadraplegic robots for a good laugh. How ableist robotist of me! What a great wa...
