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How's Your Pangolin?: September 2011

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011. Saving Money the Lame Way. I recently broke a personal record of mine. I bought the HD remaster of Resident Evil 4, which means I have now bought that game in a brand-new condition a total of 3 freaking times. Why do this? Wednesday, September 14, 2011. There and Back Again. You don't even remember our anniversary anymore! When did Yuri Gagarin orbit the Earth, huh? NASA just finished making this announcement on behalf of mankind. The announcement came in the form of th...

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How's Your Pangolin?: October 2011

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Thursday, October 20, 2011. NEWS FLASH: BIGFOOT DEAD. After months of searching through the hills and valleys of its native habitat, the Libyan National Transitional Council announced today that they have finally killed the Sasquatch known by most people as "Bigfoot". National media outlets showed a picture today of a bloodied bigfoot, slain after a fierce hand-to-hand fight with Mann Co.'s own Saxton Hale, who was hired by the LNTC to take the beast down. Said Hale of the encounter:. No doubt the people...

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How's Your Pangolin?: Holy Shit, I Read a Book!

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Friday, November 4, 2011. Holy Shit, I Read a Book! I just did something I haven't done in years. No, not "finally bathe" or "eat something not guaranteed to give me explosive diarrhea 12 hours later.". Ladies and Gentlemen, I read a book. No, not a comic or manga volume, and actual, "look ma, no pictures" book with text and pages and everything! And I read through it quickly as well (for me), finishing it in no more than 3 days. As LeVar Burton used to say, "you don't have to take my. And So It Is.

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How's Your Pangolin?: March 2012

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Thursday, March 1, 2012. Youtube: Cesspool of Crazy People. But holy shit on a stick, I HATE the idiots that lurk there. I want to make the people who put up misleading preview pictures and titles watch their own videos, on loop, with their eyes held open Clockwork Orange-style, until they end their own lives by filing their brain stem off with a rusty cheese grater. ISN'T THE INTERNET FUN? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). And So It Is. Confidential Letters to the Queen. Youtube: Cesspool of Crazy People.

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How's Your Pangolin?: July 2011

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Friday, July 29, 2011. Today on "Japan's Got Talent". Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the cutest damn thing ever painted onto acetate plastic: Ryo-Oh-Ki! If you don't think that was cute on some level, you deserve to be strapped to a rocket and shot into the sun. Myah! Wednesday, July 27, 2011. NASA: Now With 25% More Awesome! Anyway, there are more important things than that. Remember how I said that NASA was working on a new heavy lift vehicle? Monday, July 25, 2011. Bikini clad anime characters?

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How's Your Pangolin?: April 2012

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Monday, April 9, 2012. Pangolin Game Review: Dear Esther. I meant to write this review earlier. Much earlier, in fact. But life happens, and I'm the laziest person on the internet. So here's my review, 1 and 1/2 months after my initial playthrough of Dear Esther. Let's get one thing out of the way first: this game is art. Click on all these screenshots to see them in their original size. The detail in this game is astonishing. Lush vegetation sprawls across the landscape. His voice is your only company.

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How's Your Pangolin?: March 2011

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011. I have just discovered that I don't like the dubstep genre of music. That is all. Monday, March 28, 2011. My Boy is Made of Superior Meat. Welcome, children. Gather round ol' EmJay for a story. Hey! Get back here Billy, before I dunk your head in the toilet again for sassing me! Well fuck your eyeballs with a horse dick and throw yourself off a cliff! You aren't welcome here. Anyway, where was I? Holy flaming shitburgers, hooray for random numbers! You play as Meat Boy. He's ...

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How's Your Pangolin?: January 2012

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012. HR 3261 and S. 968: The Great Firewall of the USA. WARNING: SHITLOADS OF TEXT AHEAD. I have 2 rules for writing my blog that I try to adhere to: no articles about politics, and no articles about religion. Well, today I'm going to break one of my rules and talk about the 2 current largest threats to the internet as we know it, the Stop Online Piracy Act and the Protect IP Act. What are these bills currently winding their way through the US House of Representatives and Senate?

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How's Your Pangolin?: Pangolin Food Review: Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Taco

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Sunday, May 20, 2012. Pangolin Food Review: Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Taco. Yesterday, I cracked. I ended my long Taco Bell hiatus because I had succumbed to the siren song of it's newest terrifying creation: the Doritos Locos taco. This unholy marriage of the least healthy fast food with the least healthy snack food had crazy written all over it, much like the marriages of many famous American celebrities, but without the pre-nups and paparazzi. Taco Bell wants to have a party IN YOUR MOUTH MOTHERFUCKER.

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How's Your Pangolin?: Friday the 13th Spooktacular Horror Show of Terror!

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Friday, January 13, 2012. Friday the 13th Spooktacular Horror Show of Terror! That's right, I'm talking about Friday the 13th! Nevermind that Friday the 13th falls on a different month every year. If Hollywood and old American hillbilly supersitions have taught me anything, it's that Friday the 13th is ALWAYS scary, no matter what month it is! For example, this morning, when I went out to my car, the air was. wait for it. REALLY COLD. Yikes! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). And So It Is. If you repost...