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Mayor Jim Debates House Tax With Deputy Kev | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Mayor Jim Debates House Tax With Deputy Kev. Posted by The Editor. March 26, 2012. Jesus, Jim, this protest could be trouble for us. How so, Kev? Sure, aren’t they outside in the road with pitchers and signs and the whole lot? They are, Kev. So what? They won’t vote for us if we support it. Kevin, what did I tell you in the Cauldron the other night? I can’t remember, Jim. Twas a long night. They do, Jim. Is that a fact Jim? Enda Kenny In China ».
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Kiely Feels Intimidated | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Posted by The Editor. March 20, 2012. Jesus, Jim, that was a massive pile of pints. Twas Kevin, but isn’t it a great thing to get a good piss? Tis Jim. Jesus Christ,if you don’t mind me sayin so, that’s a massive langer on you. No offence taken Kevin. I was always proud of my massive langer, but my father had an even bigger one. Fuck, Jim, a fella could make money with a langer like that. Did you ever think of gettin into pornos? I owns nothin Jim.
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Farewell my friends | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Posted by The Editor. May 24, 2014. And so it is with a hevvy hart that I dee-part from the roll I have did for so manny yeers after the ungreatfull voaters has fukked me out on me eer. There has been good times and bad times but all ways I have had the ever-fateful Kiley at my side, no matther weather it be in the Cooldran over a few pints wen we done something good in the Chaembur, or else when we was. He mite be my poliltilcal. Foe but I respect hi...
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Chinese Diplomatic Intercept on Wikileaks | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Chinese Diplomatic Intercept on Wikileaks. Posted by The Editor. March 7, 2012. Third-Secretary Chi-Jang to Second Undersecretary Hung-Tong. Who are these fools in Nanjing? Second Undersecretary Hung-Tong to Third-Secretary Chi-Jang. I am so sorry, Third Secretary. We were told they were leaders of education and culture. Third-Secretary Chi-Jang to Second Undersecretary Hung-Tong. Second Undersecretary Hung-Tong to Third-Secretary Chi-Jang. Second Und...
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Mayor Gets Bionic Jaw | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Mayor Gets Bionic Jaw. Posted by The Editor. April 3, 2012. Researchers working at the Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland have developed a bionic jaw, designed specifically for politicians, and the first lucky recipient is none other than popular local mayor, Jim Long. Asked to comment on his upcoming jaw transplant, Mayor Jim quipped, “Tis grand and sure, if it means I can hoover more number 37s, what’s the problem? Enter your comment here.
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Jim Long selected as Limerick Renua candidate? | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Jim Long selected as Limerick Renua candidate? Posted by The Editor. July 26, 2015. I am obsoletely delited to. Say that I might be picked as the Limerick candidate for the Renewer Party. And there was me thinking I would never ware that blue shirt again. It must be the interview I did for that lad from Airing Cupboard magazing. Alf Targaryen. Lucretia Crouton is a fine bird. Jim Long back in business. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Notify me of new post...
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Mayor Jim Recovers From St Patrick’s Day | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Mayor Jim Recovers From St Patrick’s Day. Posted by The Editor. March 20, 2012. How’s it goin Kev? Jesus, Jim, I’m bollixed. So am I, Kev. Them fukken chains is killin me. Jesus Jim, did you see the legs on them American young ones in the parade? Did I what, Kev. I still have a ragin horn on me. I wouldn’t blame you, Jim. I’d love to have a horn myself. Jesus, Kev, what’ll I do if they spots my horn in the corporation? Put on another robe, Jim. Mayor ...
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World’s Largest Inflatable Mayor For Limerick | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. World’s Largest Inflatable Mayor For Limerick. Posted by The Editor. March 29, 2012. Limerick will soon play host to the world’s largest inflatable mayor. Young and old are welcome to the festivities which include exciting competitions where members of “The Public” fill the role of Mayor for a few minutes and feel the excitement of having their hands on the lever of power. Competitions are designed to reflect the challenges that face a...When asked to...
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Mayor Jim Calls on People to Pay Household Charge | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Mayor Jim Calls on People to Pay Household Charge. Posted by The Editor. March 30, 2012. Mayor Jim Long (FG) today slammed those opposing the household charge. 8220;The law is the law”, he said. “People have to pay”. When asked how many of the 400 people who voted him into office are liable for the household charge, Mayor Long said, “Eh … “. World’s Largest Inflatable Mayor For Limerick. Mayor Gets Bionic Jaw ». Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Mayor Jim F...
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Jim Long back in business | The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long
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The Adventures of Mayor Jim Long. Hero of the people. Jim Long back in business. Posted by The Editor. April 20, 2015. I am delited to tell ye that Lucretia Crayon has been onto me and I will be joining her party that is called Red Nuala. It is in the Leeder. Lucretia and me has been. Pals for 8 or 10 yeers. I do not know yet what I will be doing in the Party but I wold not rool out running for a TD. That infact is what Lucretia said to me when we spoak. These are interesting times. On words and up words!