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2014 April | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. Archive for April, 2014. The Definition of Friendship. But in an age when the letters “BFF” are tossed around more than a caesar salad (ok, internet, I served that one to you on a silver platter), has the term been cheapened? How do you define or gauge friendship? Is it even possible to do that? Dudehead and I are best friends, so we don’t s...
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My Favourite Fails | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. May 27, 2013. Arm chairs with bad legs and poor explanations. Testicle kicking and springboard destruction. Ninja cat can’t catch the wind in his sails. These are a few of my favourite fails…. I’ve always been confused by this title, since it seems more like this man. Why doesn’t Superman do this to more bad guys? Kitties Can’t Fly. Division by ze...
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Pro Tips on Being a Good Landlord | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. August 16, 2012. Pro Tips on Being a Good Landlord. It really doesn’t take a lot of effort to be a good person. Yet, it still seems to elude some people. Dealing with a nightmare landlord can be even more stressful than a fist fight with a manatee (and they don’t even have fists). Ah, the manatee – Truly, the therapists of the sea. Do actually mee...
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2014 January | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. Archive for January, 2014. I Still Miss You. Today, I realised that I probably always will. A friend sent me a link to someone’s post on Tumblr. Time passes, and although she’s still gone, he continues to text her, thinking that maybe he’ll wake up from this nightmare. He texts her until his final message is rejected. Division by zero in /home/pub...
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How Do You Know When You’re In Love? | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. October 4, 2012. How Do You Know When You’re In Love? Love can be a tricky thing. It isn’t something that can be measured with any degree of accuracy. It can’t be quantified. There isn’t a machine a doctor can stick you in to tell you if you’re in love or not. I know what song you have stuck in your head now. You’re welcome. So how do you know?
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Reviews | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. Posts from the ‘Reviews’ Category. Customer Service – The Bovine Does It Best. I have more business cards than I know what to do with. But that’s ok – I didn’t pay for most of them. Once you’ve read this, you’ll either be terrified of ordering your next batch of cards from Moo. Are you a glass half-full or half-empty person? Bad news first, right?
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I Still Miss You | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. January 22, 2014. I Still Miss You. Today, I realised that I probably always will. A friend sent me a link to someone’s post on Tumblr. Time passes, and although she’s still gone, he continues to text her, thinking that maybe he’ll wake up from this nightmare. He texts her until his final message is rejected. 8211; her phone number no longer works.
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Listgasm | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. Posts from the ‘Listgasm’ Category. Today’s To-Do List. I found these on the internet. I didn’t come up with them; Although, I wish I had. You see, I’m as clever as a fox. Just one fox, though. Whoever came up with these is as clever as a whole squadron of foxes. What, exactly, is the correct term for multiple foxes, anyway? With a straight face.
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Laugh Hard | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. Posts from the ‘Laugh Hard’ Category. Arm chairs with bad legs and poor explanations. Testicle kicking and springboard destruction. Ninja cat can’t catch the wind in his sails. These are a few of my favourite fails…. I’ve always been confused by this title, since it seems more like this man. Why doesn’t Superman do this to more bad guys? I found t...
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Digitally Transmitted Diseases 101 | Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard.
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Talk Tech. Fight Shark. Laugh Hard. Tristan Cuschieri – Computer ninja with a flair for making short stories ridiculously long. Chaotic good. Weird after 1 am. October 28, 2012. Digitally Transmitted Diseases 101. These days, more and more people seem to be asking me, “Tristan, I want to become a shark-fighting, syrup-chugging, moose-herding, tree-felling Canadian, too. But first, I’m confused – Can you explain the difference between a virus, a trojan, and spyware? The Infamous Computer Virus. They make ...
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