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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: September 2010
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Thursday, September 16, 2010. It's been well over a year since I last posted. I have no excuse except for laziness. And bowel movements. I've had a lot of them lately. I even have to bring an extra pair of pants to work "just in case". Obviously a lot has happened in the last year, so I'll try to summarize. Oooooo. The pain killers are starting to kick in. Crack and cable TV I bet. Will it ever end? Robin - "We could have been killed Batman! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: March 2009
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Sunday, March 8, 2009. What was I thinking? I thought about a lot of thing while I was growing up. When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would respond with "I want to be a Nielson Family" because I thought they got paid to watch TV. I always heard on the news about people getting robbed at gunpoint, or having their cars taken at gunpoint. And I wondered. Why do people keep going to Gunpoint? Bad things always seem to happen at Gunpoint. Welcome To My Blog.
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: I'm Getting Old
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Monday, March 14, 2011. I really like the smell of IcyHot. Kinda reminds me of Ben Gay and candy cigarettes. But for the love of God and all that is holy, do not rub Ben Gay on your ass and stuff a candy cigarette up your bunghole and then try to fart. Trust me on this one. I make the old man noise when I get out of a chair. Sometimes I forget things like what day it is and that I'm not supposed to kill. I like watching 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney makes some good points.
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: October 2010
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Friday, October 15, 2010. Steve Buscemi - Ugly? I had a dream the other day. What else is new? So I ask you - Is Steve Buscemi, the star of the excellent HBO series "Boardwalk Empire", ugly? Or does he just smoke too much? All Hail Nucky Thompson. Hail Nucky! How did you celebrate Columbus Day? One fell over the edge. Reach for the Gusto. Gusto hasn't been felt up in awhile and he's getting kinda frisky. Saturday, October 2, 2010. Of course it has to be cracked against ...
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: March 2011
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Monday, March 14, 2011. I really like the smell of IcyHot. Kinda reminds me of Ben Gay and candy cigarettes. But for the love of God and all that is holy, do not rub Ben Gay on your ass and stuff a candy cigarette up your bunghole and then try to fart. Trust me on this one. I make the old man noise when I get out of a chair. Sometimes I forget things like what day it is and that I'm not supposed to kill. I like watching 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney makes some good points.
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: September 2008
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Wednesday, September 17, 2008. My Dinner With Ed. I wonder if onion/garlic flavored coffee would work? At work yesterday, they made me give a 15 minute dissertation on the rise and fall of the Holy Roman Empire and its effect on naval lint picking machines. I didn't do so good. I had another dream last night. Ed ordered first. "I'll have the vitrolica.". I asked the cook, "Is vitrolica some kind of fish? He replied, "Yeah, I got fish.". What kind of fish? I saw a realit...
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: January 2009
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Saturday, January 31, 2009. I saw this and thought it was soooo funny. Histoire de photocopie.mdr. Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Did you hear the one about. So these two cannibals are munching on a clown when one cannibal says to the other, "This clown tastes like shit. He must have been an asshole.". I like banana bread. Hope you don't eat too many foods high in possum. Smiles, everyone. Smiles.". Sunday, January 11, 2009. How often has this happened to you? It all star...
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: February 2009
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Friday, February 27, 2009. Here's another dream I had recently. I didn't say it was an interesting dream. I'm hoping for another Janice Dickenson dream tonight. It's almost after midnight on a Friday during Lent. Fire up the grill, we're cookin' dead cows! Thursday, February 19, 2009. Hello," I stammered, still half asleep. You're supposed to be here by now," was the reply. I don't know anything about this." And with that, I hung up the phone and went back to sleep.
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: August 2008
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Monday, August 25, 2008. Sorry I haven't blogged in some time. I've been busy watching porn documentaries. Other than that, I haven't done anything in the month of August. I have received many emails from you, my readers. I'll try to answer some of the questions you asked me now. Yes; Yes; No; Invisibility; Only when I urinate; and Hyperion, moon of Saturn. There, I hope I answered all your questions. Keep writing! I enjoy reading your comments. Welcome To My Blog.
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts: May 2009
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My Life And Other Random Thoughts. Thursday, May 7, 2009. Is it over yet? Sorry I haven't posted in awhile, but I've been very busy. What with work, sleeping, eating and TV there just isn't time to blog, let alone wipe my ass after I crap. Monica Conyers is a nutcase. Also, my workforce agreement with EDS, an HP Company ends on May 31st. So I may be drunk the rest of the month. With GM in such dire straits, no one is safe from the bitch slap of Father Fate. I have no idea what that means. Fat Guy Goes Nu...