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Diary of a 3rd Person: Jesse Kozel: Moral Hygiene
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011. Jesse Kozel: Moral Hygiene. I have no idea what this woman was thinking, or what I was doing that could have set her off. But all of a sudden (as I reached for a Oral-B Pro-Heath Vitalizer toothbrush), I heard her mumble, "Jesus don't like sinners.". She replied, "You hear'd me.". Was she was staring at my feet so intently to notice that I wasn't wearing socks inside my sneakers? This angry woman of God suddenly yelled back at me, "Boy, you'll burn for this! Normally I would not...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: April 2012
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012. Make It Rain" Economics. 8220; If you got money, and you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it. Then throw it like. This a way (uh huh). That a way (uh huh).”. Those were the words that I heard blaring from the stereo of a late model Chevy Impala on my drive home one day. The car had two distinguishable characteristics. It had huge wheels with spinning rims, and a paint job that depicted an epic battle between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In the 1980's, “Reagan...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: May 2012
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Saturday, May 12, 2012. I was approached in the parking lot outside of my work this week by a short man wearing a faded baseball cap. His voice was effeminate and his shyness was nonexistent. I was leaving work for the day, and all I wanted to do was get in my car and drive home. I had a twenty five mile commute from South Sarasota to Northwest Bradenton to make, and this tiny roadblock was not welcomed. He said, “Hey, do you live around here? I replied, “No, I live down in Bradenton.”. 8221;, He said.
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Diary of a 3rd Person: January 2012
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Saturday, January 28, 2012. All American X-men Rejects. I’m not sure if these particular quasi-mutants had been there every other week, but that night they were unable able to escape the spotlight due to a lack of other raucous goings on. With such a sparse crowd, they were positioned front and center. The next near-mutant was an awkward man, who stood no taller than 5’6”, and had a bit of hunch just below the nape. He. It was the 4. Century BC, I screamed “Eureka! Posted by M. Wade Hamilton. Over the ne...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: December 2011
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Sunday, December 18, 2011. Jaymz MacGrygor: If You Can't Beat 'Em.Razz 'Em! So I keep getting invited to kickball games by these hipster kids I know. I'd totally love to play, but unfortunately my kneecap is being held together by model airplane glue and bailing wire. At least that's what it feels like. And that, of course keeps me from doing things like running or kicking or having doggystyle sex. But that's a different story. Hey, it's sports people. It's not MY fault that half your team looks like...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: Sin Trolls and the Hobgoblin Pub
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Saturday, October 1, 2011. Sin Trolls and the Hobgoblin Pub. Llow It is called. Second, they are subjected to hours of Open Mic poetry from the Trolls themselves. Troll poetry is known as the fourth worst in the universe. And according to the. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe. Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the. The second worst is that of the. Last week’s Open Mic night was a resounding flop, and that is just how they like it. In some circles it is known as the Def Troll Jam. The first ...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012. Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug. Posted by M. Wade Hamilton. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Would you buy a D3P paperback book? Support D3P (it's free). There was an error in this gadget. Get D3P updates via email. Most Popular D3P Posts. US Presidential Slogans: According to D3P. Zack de la Rocha: Too Angry for Rage. Sin Trolls and the Hobgoblin Pub. Jesse Kozel: Moral Hygiene. Beads, Boobs and World Domination. Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug. April is National Poetry Month.
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Diary of a 3rd Person: Zack de la Rocha: Too Angry for Rage
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Sunday, August 28, 2011. Zack de la Rocha: Too Angry for Rage. I can't even remember who it was that coined the phrase, but I do remember that it was quite poignant at the time, and remained true until. Got back together to tour in 2007. You see, the disbanding of. Was he driving around the streets of Los Angeles in a perpetual status of “Hulking out? 8221; Was his previous angry self only a fraction of what he would become later? Was that even possible? Zack would arise each morning at 9:30 am. His ...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: November 2011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011. After taking part in the annual American holiday of overeating known as Thanksgiving, I was left to ponder what should come next. I am not an avid shopper, so venturing out in the wee hours of the morning in search of those Black Friday deals was not on my agenda. I thought about the holidays, what they mean, and how we interpret those meanings into our actual deeds. Being equally as petulant and unwilling to let themselves be bested, a descendant of John Smith might offer a ...
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Diary of a 3rd Person: October 2011
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Thursday, October 20, 2011. It's Like Riding into Serena Williams. Posted by M. Wade Hamilton. Labels: Bradenton Bearded Bike Brigade. Saturday, October 15, 2011. I thought to myself, “Wow, this kid is one morose mother fucker. How can you look at a drawer full of frozen body parts one minute and then engorge himself on cake the next.”. As if he were listening to my inner thoughts, he added, “It was Mandarin orange pineapple cake, and it was delicious! Why couldn't they have made key lime pie instead?
