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Your Dick Is Not A Jackhammer! | Dear Men Of LA
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Dear Men Of LA. A Single Girl's Advice To The Men Of Los Angeles. Your Dick Is Not A Jackhammer! By Dear Men Of LA. Dear Men of LA:. What is it with young dudes and sex? As men get older they seem to get way better at sex but jeez when they are young they suck. I know practice makes perfect but isn’t there any natural talent out there? So I’m here to provide a helping hand to those young guys who are just starting out in the sex department. Here are a few tips on what not to do:. August 3, 2015 at 4:44 pm.
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August | 2015 | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. CAREERS I WISH EXISTED. August 22, 2015. September 20, 2015. The following are job adverts for careers that I wish existed…. 1 GYM ADMIN ASSISTANT. 2 Speaking of graves, the next career is… WRITING OBITUARIES FOR THE HALF/NEARLY DEAD. A needless, premature and grossly insensitive endeavour? For it to come about – you can wait when you’re dead, am I right? 3 A BOOKING AGENT WHO IS REQUIRED TO WORK ONLY WHEN INEBRIATED. 4 THE PERFECT DISTRACTION.
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HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT. October 3, 2015. Please note: by following the steps below, you may win the argument but lose friends or any semblance of moral justice/superiority i.e. EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU, QUITE LEGITIMATELY. Use with caution. 1 Be superior and dismissive. No, no you are mistaken. Where do you come up with this nonsense? Smug laughter* Sure, it’s not classy, but it is a short term fix. 2 Employ delusional sarcasm. 8221;, for whate...
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spatsshambolic | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. January 11, 2016. January 11, 2016. IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT BUY ME DRINKS. You heard the lady! I guess you stayed home that night. HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT. October 3, 2015. Please note: by following the steps below, you may win the argument but lose friends or any semblance of moral justice/superiority i.e. EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU, QUITE LEGITIMATELY. Use with caution. 1 Be superior and dismissive. 2 Employ delusional sarcasm. Like a we...
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spats shambolic | Stories, musings, advice & poetry from a shambolic student. | Page 2
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. The Unessential Guide: Part 8 – SERIOUS TIPS. August 2, 2015. September 20, 2015. SNAPPY SASSY (SERIOUS) TIPS 😀. I tried to make this installment interesting, I swear. But this is shit that even when sugar coated, looks just as bad as it did before I went at it with all the glitz and glimmer I could grammatically muster. Here goes…. It’s not Spits McGee? OK so we have situation here, Spits believes her name is. 8216;’SPATS IS MY ACTUAL NAME’.
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2016 Mantra | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. January 11, 2016. January 11, 2016. IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT BUY ME DRINKS. You heard the lady! I guess you stayed home that night. HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT. One thought on “ 2016 Mantra. January 11, 2016 at 11:01 pm. Liked by 1 person. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:. Email (Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email.
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Poetry | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. 8221;I’ll send you two smokes in the post”, I said under the influence of a heavy dose. I felt I owed you and after all, I only asked to ‘borrow’. 8221;I need an address, gimme one that sounds best. I know you want to impress.”. You pressed stolen pen to paper and moments later, a note cloaked in salt and something else, I saw before myself. Dim depths stretched from wall to wall in this unnamed place. HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT.
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October | 2015 | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. HOW TO WIN* AN ARGUMENT. October 3, 2015. Please note: by following the steps below, you may win the argument but lose friends or any semblance of moral justice/superiority i.e. EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU, QUITE LEGITIMATELY. Use with caution. 1 Be superior and dismissive. No, no you are mistaken. Where do you come up with this nonsense? Smug laughter* Sure, it’s not classy, but it is a short term fix. 2 Employ delusional sarcasm. 8221;, for whate...
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Passive Aggressive Grading for the Masses! | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. Passive Aggressive Grading for the Masses! September 11, 2015. Behold, my very own grading scale that I would employ if only I were. Congratulations, a perfect 10/10 for bullshit. You’re top of this lame class. You’re smart, apparently, so I don’t need to tell you that sarcasm was absolutely intended. Your performance could be worse and frankly, I’m disappointed that it’s not. Your mediocrity bores me. I think we could be soul mates. You are c...
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CAREERS I WISH EXISTED | spats shambolic
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Stories, musings, advice and poetry from a shambolic student. CAREERS I WISH EXISTED. August 22, 2015. September 20, 2015. The following are job adverts for careers that I wish existed…. 1 GYM ADMIN ASSISTANT. 2 Speaking of graves, the next career is… WRITING OBITUARIES FOR THE HALF/NEARLY DEAD. A needless, premature and grossly insensitive endeavour? For it to come about – you can wait when you’re dead, am I right? 3 A BOOKING AGENT WHO IS REQUIRED TO WORK ONLY WHEN INEBRIATED. 4 THE PERFECT DISTRACTION.