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Exiled from Contentment: October 2012
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012. In the kingdom of the sneezing audience, the man with the packet of Emergen-C is king. Shortly after finding a seat at the New Beverly Cinema. For the 5th annual All Night Horror Show. I saw Cathie Horlick. Walking down the aisle and thought, Hey, it's been a couple days since I made a total ass of myself in an attempt to interact with another human being, so why not fill my quota with the woman whose movie blog inspired me to start one of my own? Then you'll probably like the ...
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Exiled from Contentment: September 2012
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Thursday, September 27, 2012. This September has been absolutely Amy-tastic with two films featuring The Adorable Amy Adams in our fine overpriced, badly-projected theaters; I've already rambled about the first movie, The Master. Read that if you haven't already, please, thank you. And now I'll ramble about the second flick, Trouble with the Curve. Where she co-stars with Clint Muthafuckin' Eastwood. But then you look over at Robert Patrick - the T-1000, people! Or the punk-ass young guy in Scream. You'd...
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Exiled from Contentment: Help me meet the sunshine in the mourning
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Wednesday, December 31, 2014. Help me meet the sunshine in the mourning. This year. This goddamn year. God Damn. Maybe the Mayans were off by a digit. OK, maybe that's too much, but this certainly wasn't one of the better years, that's for sure. Anyway, fuck that shit. Lady and gentleman, instead let me ramble about the latest film the North Koreans didn't want you to see, Big Eyes. Big Eyes is Ed Wood. Series. Millions of motherfuckers ponied up the dough for all of that shit ( myself. But I guess we ea...
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Exiled from Contentment: Sunshine Rainbow Doggy Kitty or (Dr. Kübler-Ross Was Probably A Wildcat In The Sack)
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Friday, February 13, 2015. Sunshine Rainbow Doggy Kitty or (Dr. Kübler-Ross Was Probably A Wildcat In The Sack). Sometimes I find myself driving or idling behind a car with one of those decals on the rear windshield representing the driver's family, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, so that happened. My father passed away (sorry, Arnold, it was indeed a too-mah) and I've had an. interesting. And all that jazz. Yeah, I know, if I went head to head with Werner Herzog in negativity, I'd leave that fuck...
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Exiled from Contentment: Dark weekend.
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Sunday, December 21, 2014. I am going to ramble about a film from way, way back - 2000, to be exact - called Highlander: Endgame. Endgame is the fourth installment of the Highlander films, and if by some small chance you are unfamiliar with this series, then I'll just give you the quick synopsis:. And then you'd ask me to stop shouting. Yeah man, for a while I was a fuckin' fiend for that flashy film and its followups. It was my intro to Christophe(r) Muthafuckin' Lambert and I've been a fan of that ...
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Exiled from Contentment: June 2014
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Friday, June 27, 2014. Kinda young, kinda wow. Hello lady and gentleman, thanks for stopping by. So a while back I rambled about watching the insane Night Train to Terror. During the New Beverly Cinema's horror movie marathon. About a guy who gets mixed up with a girl who leads him into a secret club of wealthy assholes who get together every once in a while to play dangerous games that will end in death for the "winner". And Carnival of Fools. It has yet another title on the IMDB as The Dark Side to Love.
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Exiled from Contentment: Someone needs to give anti-depressants to the depressed drama queen dog in my neighborhood who always lets out a fuckin' three-minute lament every time a siren is heard. And I live in a shitty neighborhood, so it's sirens, like, ev
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Thursday, October 23, 2014. Someone needs to give anti-depressants to the depressed drama queen dog in my neighborhood who always lets out a fuckin' three-minute lament every time a siren is heard. And I live in a shitty neighborhood, so it's sirens, like, every 10 minutes. Yeah, I'm sure you know what's going on over New. Shit, bro, that happens whenever I yawn. Anyway, the marathon that I know and love - the All Night Horror Show. Is now at the Silent Movie Theatre/Cinefamily. During their intro, Phil ...
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Exiled from Contentment: May 2013
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Monday, May 6, 2013. Rape jokes with my bros. I gave my ticket to the cute girl in the knitted beret and she smiled at me because that's what a good employee does, and of course I decided to use that as part of the scenario I created as soon as I walked into the Laemmle Playhouse 7. Hi there. I'm me and you're you and I'm about to ramble about the latest picture from cinematic badass fucker of all mothers, Mister Terrence Motherfuckin' Malick. It's called To the Wonder. Mean Girl Rachel McAdams ;. Speaki...
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Exiled from Contentment: August 2012
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Friday, August 17, 2012. What, no Sven-Ole Thorsen? Update 8/19/12 - I made a Tony Scott comment in these ramblings, and today I found out about what happened to the poor guy. What a fucking bummer. I've decided to leave my stupid joke/critique about him as I had written it, just keep in mind it was written two days before what happened, and that it was written by a fan, not a hater. And the Italian Stallion is back with his crew of fellow action film stars as mercenaries who I'm sure all achieved their ...