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dale's mails: August 2006
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Sunday, August 13, 2006. I love me some whiny blogging bitches. I've been known to demand to see their tits, always with the m.o. of convincing them of the undeniable truth that their tits are the most interesting thing about them. They always hate the shit out of me for it. It's almost too easy. Here's maynard256 at livejournal. Who I saw when I was grabbing a graphic. For redisplay at my main page. About all her horrible, awful problems that no one would ever understand. Wah. Do you show your tits ever?
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: Tids, Bits
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Here's a new thing that Wayne of the Gladstones. Came up with and which Tobe Matty. And I have been contributing some jokes for- the Boiler Room News. I think you'll agree that the camera loves. And here are some things I've written for other sites which pay cash money (or as C-baby says, "More sandwiches for me! Ian’s Unnecessary News Roundup. Hanukkah: charming winter festival for the yarmulke set, or source of impending global cataclysm? A Blogger’s Dilemma. WULAD Week at...
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 10/11/13
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Friday, October 18, 2013. The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 10/11/13. You know what day it is- it's GIANT CHEESE WAX BALL FIXES YOUR LIFE DAY, a/k/a Friday, so commence with the asking, and prepare to be enlightened! Dear GCWB, Robert Reich has me all kinds of bummed. Is income inequality really that out of whack? And is it something that can be righted? Are Redskins going to win Sunday? The Washington Skin-colored Skins. The Washington George Washingtons. The Washington Washing Machines. Also, what i...
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 8/23/13
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Saturday, August 17, 2013. The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 8/23/13. It's Friday, which means the omniscient, omnipotent, omnivorous Giant Cheese Wax Ball has returned to our dimension to take your questions. Commence! What is GCWB's favorite food and music? Oh, Mighty GCWB, what is this thing we call life? And why can't I get a plumber to call me back? GCWB: Karen- All life is an illusion. Plumbers even more so. Why does Kaiser sometimes suck? In the words of The Terminator, "I shall return!
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 9/20/13
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Saturday, September 21, 2013. The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 9/20/13. It's Friday, and you know what that means. Giant Cheese Wax Ball in the HOUUUUSE! No questions unanswered, no compliments refused. Fire away! Are we going to war with Russia? Is there a God? If so, do you happen to have His email address? How much more cheese will your valet Ian have to consume before he's unable to grasp you with one hand? I mean due to your added circumference, not his. Do you still smell vaguely like cheese?
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Bible II: The Adventure Begins
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Friday, May 26, 2006. The Bible II: The Adventure Begins. Well, after much hemming, hawing, hewing, hamming, and hem-hew-hamwing, WULAD is proud to finally present. TB:ii:hB for short. It's not so much a sequel as a reimagined, improved version of the original- much like. THE NEW OLD TESTAMENT. The Book of GENESIS, Chapter One (The Peter Gabriel Years). There warn't shit. This was an unacceptable situation, since if there's one thing a universe needs, it's things. Yea, verily, shall I create some things?
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: Increasingly Unlikely Alternatives to “Rock Out with Your Cock Out” for Fans of Other Musical Genres.
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Sunday, September 01, 2013. Increasingly Unlikely Alternatives to “Rock Out with Your Cock Out” for Fans of Other Musical Genres. Punk out with your junk out. Swing out with your thing out. Soul out with your mole out. Blues out with your shoes out. House out with your blouse out. Thrash out with your rash out. Groove out with your hoove out. Folk out with your yolk out. Samba out with your mamba out. Waltz out with your schmaltz out. Hula out with your medulla out. Rhumba out with your lumbar out.
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 7/5/13
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Friday, July 05, 2013. The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 7/5/13. It's Friday, which means the ever-growing, all-knowing Giant Cheese Wax Ball will once again be taking your questions and offering advice in life and love! GCWB: Is there life after 50 and will I ever find true love? GCWB: James Knox- As a wise man once said, "Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you, if you're young at heart and aren't too high-maintenance.". GCWB: Are you secretly the alter ego of Ian's giant cat, Bob? O Cheese ...
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: I Am a Bad Person
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008. I Am a Bad Person. But you already knew that. Why? The reasons are many, but the specific thing that's got me flogging myself to sleep each night lately is the fact that several months ago, I humbly asked. My readers to return to the golden shores of WULAD, while promising to resume regular posting of the sort of high-quality prose you've come to expect (in between long stretches of inactivity). And sometimes even this. But for now, I must leave you. I will, however, prov...
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Wrapped Up Like A Douche: The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 10/4/13
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Friday, October 04, 2013. The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 10/4/13. They can shut down our government, but they can never shut down our GIANT CHEESE WAX BALL! No question unanswered, no advice unproffered, no problem unsolved. En garde! GCWB, why do people who go on and on about Christ's love and forgiveness always turn out to be the least loving and forgiving people? Oh great and sensually pungent cheese wax ball, if the Republicans can shut down the US government because they don't like the health ...