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WackSauce: The Senagalian Sidestep.
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Sunday, March 1, 2009. Who'd have thought walking could be so difficult? Not me that's for sure, and i'm good at everything. It all started out so innocently as well. Walking down one of the many barren streets in the City, i-pod earphone in one ear, i-pod earphone in the other and everything seemed to be in cruise control. I decided let down my social intolerance barrier in light of my current complacency. Do i call out to him and tell him to stay in his lane? And why does he control time? The whole ord...
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WackSauce: Kanye West feat. Kim Kardashian's face - Bound 2 (SFW)
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013. Kanye West feat. Kim Kardashian's face - Bound 2 (SFW). Today Kanye West released the visual aid for his chart-topping single Bound 2. I'm not sure what the song is about or even if it actually has topped any charts because the one time I tried to listen to it I nearly shaved my ears off with a copy of Late Registration. Level on the holy ladder of illuminated beings, which is pretty high for a musician who punches journalists in public. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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WackSauce: Deconstructing construction workers.
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Fuck, look at that fucking fuck in the fucking distance! For fuck's sake i'd fuck the fuck out of that fuck for fuck! Hey peers, never in my line of work have i seen such an appealing female. I would welcome the prospect of courting and possibly mating with her. I am not seeking your approvals or opinions on this matter and it is not open for discussion". Aside from the language i have also noticed an interesting uniform formality that apparently determines the class of the wor...
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WackSauce: I swear to god i'm not stoned right now.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009. I swear to god i'm not stoned right now. Unfortunately, what a-lot of people don't realize is that it's completely pointless. And not pointless in the stinky hippy, love everything, Mr. Optimism positive vibes champion way. It is actually physically, mentally and scientifically useless to anyone that exudes it for the purpose of self benefit and/or the intention of causing pain. Aka, Bias, Criticism. In my experience (all 23 years of it) the above three forms of hatred are the...
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WackSauce: Tech Review: Seinfeld Emoji App
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Tuesday, July 22, 2014. Tech Review: Seinfeld Emoji App. And you know what? Everyone is stoked and you should be stoked too, chilled out fellow Emoji user guy. What kind of dilapidated asshole doesn't want to incessantly bless their friends and loved ones with thought-provoking pages of high definition smirk faces and ambiguous turd emojis? More like, SHITERATURE. Acquiring the app is easy enough:. Opening the app is also a relatively streamlined process:. Now it's just a matter of mashing the shit.
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WackSauce: 96FM - Tell us how you really feel.
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Wednesday, April 9, 2014. 96FM - Tell us how you really feel. I made some of my own to help get their message across and maybe even reinstate some pride into those of us that weren't born in the 70's and have consciously enjoyed music that was produced with the aid of a computer:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nah, you're alright. The time I ate heaps of chips. The time I almost caught swine flu. The time I ate mexican. The time I battled Greenpeace. The time I broke Kanye West.
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WackSauce: COUGH: A mini series proposal featuring subject matter based on the title.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. COUGH: A mini series proposal featuring subject matter based on the title. Slouch. It's obscene and the schoolgirls know better than to approach Gelare between 3-5pm on weekdays. Cue cough number one. It wasn't anything life-threatening, but it let me know that her personal hygiene is the last on her list of things to take care of. It wasn't even the first cough that caught my attention. It was the lack of courtesy wipe. Afterward. No wipe, not even a pretend one. She offended s...
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WackSauce: Pretentious Dining Guide.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009. Having become slightly fed-up with a-lot of things as of late, the STM 'Bargain Bites' section will come under review in this particular post. Shop 16, Honest Avenue, Blue Collarville. Which was not only a little silly in it's approach, but also really hard to pronounce! Where's the Australian alternatives? When Miguel returned to take our orders, Trish stumbled through her pronunciation as expected and i just pointed to the. To save myself the task of pronouncing it! The time...
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WackSauce: Spare Change: Part 1.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010. Spare Change: Part 1. I was just standing around thinking about awesome stuff the other day and this thought popped into my head pertaining to baddies. I'm not talking about villains or people you know and hate for reasons legitimate, I'm talking about REAL baddies. Trying to avoid me were you? Do you know about Greenpeace? We were both facing each-other in the middle of the road now, the scene set for our final showdown. A crack of thunder announced an impromptu forecast of ...
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WackSauce: The iPhone 6: We've perfected amazing.
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Monday, September 15, 2014. The iPhone 6: We've perfected amazing. Last week I stayed up super late to watch the annual iPhone reveal and once again the 2014 keynote did not disappoint. It was amazing to see grown folks and Apple fans alike going absolutely batshit bananas across social network platforms I didn't even know existed over a thing that was only going to be made obsolete in a year's time. TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY! Click here to enter the future of amazing. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).