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Growing Up is Overrated: October 2010
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Growing Up is Overrated. Thursday, October 28, 2010. If IKEA made cars. Who knew the Swedes had so much engineering skill hiding behind those tight blonde braids and blue eyes. Their furniture is incredible! I think they should get into other markets. Like the auto industry, for example. If IKEA made cars, they would be cheap, efficient, and cute as a button! Sunday, October 3, 2010. A Day in the Life. Anywho, then I go back up to the Clyde Building for some Materials Science. I don’t mind that...2 The g...
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Growing Up is Overrated: April 2014
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Growing Up is Overrated. Tuesday, April 29, 2014. Writing for Extra Money Rocks. Why Self Storage Units? You Have. Too. Much. Crap. The Bar Fight that Got Out of Hand. Fake your own death. Become a professional athlete (those dudes are always getting away with stuff). If none of those options are feasible, get as many payday loans as you can and live it up for a while. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. A New Dresser (Kind Of). Writing for Extra Money Rocks.
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Growing Up is Overrated: Ancient Writings
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Growing Up is Overrated. Saturday, May 28, 2011. I can just imagine two highly evolved humanoids discussing what “Fake and GAY! 8221; meant to the ancient Americans. Then they would run a special on their version of Nat Geo about our primitive nature: that we enjoyed watching people fall on their faces, rack their scrota, and jumble their words after strong anesthesia. And then the one person who makes poignant, political comments would have all their writings turned into a religion. Just missing the Dew.
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Growing Up is Overrated: Writing for Extra Money Rocks
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Growing Up is Overrated. Tuesday, April 29, 2014. Writing for Extra Money Rocks. Why Self Storage Units? You Have. Too. Much. Crap. The Bar Fight that Got Out of Hand. Fake your own death. Become a professional athlete (those dudes are always getting away with stuff). If none of those options are feasible, get as many payday loans as you can and live it up for a while. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. A New Dresser (Kind Of). Writing for Extra Money Rocks.
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Growing Up is Overrated: July 2011
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Growing Up is Overrated. Friday, July 22, 2011. What is the big deal with shooting a fountain of water at your poo-covered butt hole? Ok, admittedly that sounds strange, but I feel like we are living in the Stone Age with toilet paper! If we clean something as gross as poo off with just paper, why don’t we clean everything off with it? I can just imagine coming home sweaty after a tough workout and my wife says, “Aren’t you going to shower? 8221; and I respond, “No, I’m just going to mop up w...People sa...
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Growing Up is Overrated: November 2013
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Growing Up is Overrated. Tuesday, November 12, 2013. This was even after I cleaned it up a bit. The first question I got when I explained my idea was this: what is a pergola? Understandable, but once you see one you know exactly what it is, you just may not have known that those wooden structures have a name. So I got it. And here it is. Notice the fancy solar lights. Did I improve the space, or would you have preferred an overgrown rock garden? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Growing Up is Overrated: December 2011
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Growing Up is Overrated. Sunday, December 11, 2011. Special thanks to Kenny, Bethany, and Diana for the content. Disney princesses. Little girls try to dress like them and little boys think they’re gross. Teenage boys are creepily attracted to them. But some Disney princesses really aren’t princesses at all. They are mainly just peasants or wannabes in strange circumstances, circumstances that often lead to mental instability. Belle is normal for about the first 20 seconds of Beauty and the Beast. They&#...
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Growing Up is Overrated: Disney Princesses
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Growing Up is Overrated. Sunday, December 11, 2011. Special thanks to Kenny, Bethany, and Diana for the content. Disney princesses. Little girls try to dress like them and little boys think they’re gross. Teenage boys are creepily attracted to them. But some Disney princesses really aren’t princesses at all. They are mainly just peasants or wannabes in strange circumstances, circumstances that often lead to mental instability. Belle is normal for about the first 20 seconds of Beauty and the Beast. They&#...
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Growing Up is Overrated: Cleaning the Keister
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Growing Up is Overrated. Friday, July 22, 2011. What is the big deal with shooting a fountain of water at your poo-covered butt hole? Ok, admittedly that sounds strange, but I feel like we are living in the Stone Age with toilet paper! If we clean something as gross as poo off with just paper, why don’t we clean everything off with it? I can just imagine coming home sweaty after a tough workout and my wife says, “Aren’t you going to shower? 8221; and I respond, “No, I’m just going to mop up w...People sa...
