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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: May 2008
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Tuesday, May 6, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 30. Two teenagers are arrested. The police officer tells them they are entitled to one phone call. Some time later a man enters the station and asks for them. “I suppose you’re their lawyer,” says the officer. 8220;No,” the man replies. “I’m here to deliver the pizza.”. There are three ways in which a man. Can wear his hair: parted, unparted, departed. John :“Why would that make your neighbor angry? The judge said that was true.
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: February 2008
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Tuesday, February 26, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 20. A civil servant was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The official took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, “If I can guess how many there are, may I have one? 8221; The shepherd thought it unlikely the man would guess the exact number so he agreed. The public servant guessed, “You have 359 sheep.” The shepherd was astonished, since this was exactly right. He said that one should not wo...
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: HUMOR AND WIT DAY 26
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Thursday, March 27, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 26. A bill from his lawyer arrived on Tom’s doorstep one morning. It read: ”For crossing the road to discuss your case: $45. For the re-crossing the road on discovering it wasn’t you: $45.”. 8220;Are you sure it’s authentic? 8221; gasped the pace-setter. 8221; repeated the woman. “Why when they dug it up it was marked 350 B.C.”. On the eve of his transfer to. Thirteen years later, he returned to. Just after this guy gets marr...
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: HUMOR AND WIT DAY 24
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Thursday, March 27, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 24. A group of tourists spotted a cowboy lying by the side of the road with his ear pressed to the ground. 8220;What’s going on? 8221; they asked the man. 8220;Two horses – one chestnut, one grey – are pulling a wagon with two men,” he said. “One man is wearing a red shirt, the other a black shirt. They’re heading east.”. 8221; said one tourist. “You can tell all that by listening to the ground? 8220;All three dimes were in a...
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: December 2007
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Monday, December 31, 2007. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 4. I went to the butcher’s shop the other day and bet him $100 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”. Alf: “Can you do anything that other people can’t? Sam: “Why, yes. I can read my own handwriting.”. 8220;Have you any idea what you want? 8221; asked the husband of his wife as she shopped. 8220;A drop-dead mink coat? 8221; asked her husband “What the devil is dead? Alone f...
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: January 2008
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Friday, January 25, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 16. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”. The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what? 8220;No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”. Ticket Seller: “You will have to pay for an adult ticket for your child, lady. He’s over twelve.”. On a summer vacation an American student works p...
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HOW TO LEAD A DEBT- FREE LIFE: December 2007
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HOW TO LEAD A DEBT- FREE LIFE. Thursday, December 13, 2007. IN SEARCH OF A DEBT- FREE LIFE. DEBT, DEBT.EVERYWHERE, BUT NOT A DEBT TO RELIEVE". A certified consumer financial consultant, reports that according to a study by the U.S. Department of Labor, 96% of Americans will fail financially by the time they reach retirement age. The statistics cited by Ellen Rohr. Another noted certified consultant, are even more troubling :. Americans carry, on average, $ 8,000 in credit card debt from month to month.
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY: HUMOR AND WIT DAY 29
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HUMOR AND WIT TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. Tuesday, May 6, 2008. HUMOR AND WIT DAY 29. Twenty years after leaving school, a woman moved back to her hometown. Needing dental work done, she quickly found a dentist in the phone book. There had been a tall, handsome boy in her class by the same name, she remembered as she made her appointment. Nevertheless, on her way out, she asked, “Did you graduate from the local school? 8220;Yes,” he replied. “Class of ’84,”. 8220;You were in my class! 8221; she said. 8220;Beca...
