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Manning Family Reunion: November 2006
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Tuesday, November 07, 2006. A Memorandum of Understanding. November 7, 2006. From: Eirishis, on behalf of Browns fans. Re: What to do for the rest of this season. 1) Understanding the Problem. And it would be completely futile. You will be better off if you accept the fact that your team, simply put, sucks this year. 2) Lower Your Expectations. 3) Embrase the College and Fantasy Games. Hell no, but they can wreck the party for others, and that's always fun to watch. They wear ...
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Manning Family Reunion: An Open Letter To Chris McKendry
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Sunday, October 22, 2006. An Open Letter To Chris McKendry. Most of you know me as "Hammerin" Hank Goldberg. The man who gives out sage gambling advice every Sunday morning on ESPN. If you catch me on Sundays, then you also know my on-air partner, the beautiful and funny Chris McKendry. I have a confession to make: Chris, I love you. Don’t you get it , Chris? So what do you say, Chris? The point is that even though I lost, it was a solid bet. Like you, Chris. And don't forget,...
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Manning Family Reunion: Fast Forward
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Saturday, October 28, 2006. Can we just skip Saturday for once? I know it would make use lose a precious weekend day, but honestly, I can't think of another Saturday that I just wanted to be Sunday. I hate it that this makes me sound like a bad Monday Night Football commercial, but it's true. I suppose it would make for a great upset story, but it just seems pretty unlikely to me. Make it to the Penn State vs. Perdue tilt. The Bulldogs have no clue who their quarterback is, it...
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Manning Family Reunion: October 2006
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Saturday, October 28, 2006. Can we just skip Saturday for once? I know it would make use lose a precious weekend day, but honestly, I can't think of another Saturday that I just wanted to be Sunday. I hate it that this makes me sound like a bad Monday Night Football commercial, but it's true. I suppose it would make for a great upset story, but it just seems pretty unlikely to me. Make it to the Penn State vs. Perdue tilt. The Bulldogs have no clue who their quarterback is, it...
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Manning Family Reunion: The Marques Colston Travesty
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Tuesday, October 24, 2006. The Marques Colston Travesty. To: "Big Ricks", Commissioner, Yahoo Deadspin AAA League. There is a problem in our league which demands your immediate attention. I had hoped that the issue would resolve itself and that this request would not be necessary. Unfortunately, the problem continues to fester and I fear there will be no resolution unless you act swiftly and decisively. As you are undoubtedly aware, Marques Colston. As commissioner of our leag...
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Manning Family Reunion: September 2006
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Saturday, September 30, 2006. The Case Against Joe Namath. Whether it's figuring out which NFL teams are most like female chefs or what players are most like characters from "The Big Lebowski", we here at MFR are dedicated to bring our core of 8 readers the truth about professional football. It is in that spirit that I write about the Hall of Fame credentials, or lack thereof, of Joe Namath. Even in his best seasons, Namath never managed to complete as much as 53% of his passe...
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Manning Family Reunion: Put Me In Coach....Please
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Monday, November 06, 2006. Put Me In Coach.Please. Ummm, Coach. Yeah. So.how’s it going? Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, I’m feeling pretty good in case you were wondering. Im ready to, you know, get back out there whenever you say. Did you see me doing those sprints earlier in your front yard? Yeah, that was me. My ankle is as strong as ever. I’ve been running on it for days now, actually. I swear my foot feels great. What? You think I’m limping still? Maybe he just doe...
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Manning Family Reunion: Tin Arm Anagrammatica's Matchup Of The Week
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Wednesday, September 06, 2006. Tin Arm Anagrammatica's Matchup Of The Week. What better way to begin the season than with a great match-up this Thursday? Even though Girl, there's no beer, B. Is out for at least the first week after an emergency appendectomy, and their #1 receiver, Shined Raw. Is ailing, Pittsburgh is ready to defend it's title in the Chill Bower. When asked about the replacement QB, the only answer reporters got was " Ach, real bitch. The speedy receiver cert...
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Manning Family Reunion: August 2006
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. In honor of the week that was in Deadspin, and feeling true inspiration, I penned this round-by-round mecha-haiku which I call "The Birth of the Drowning Mice". I hope you enjoy it. I envied that #3 pick now. I also envied my officemate for leaving work at that moment, because I still had about 4 hours of work piled up in front of me for spending all afternoon on a Yahoo! Message board. This was going to be fun. I play hockey - and its one of the to...
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Manning Family Reunion: June 2007
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Kenny Chesney: Not Invited. Thursday, June 07, 2007. Federal officials execute search warrant on Michael Vick's former Smithsfield, VA home. I'm going to start updating this blog again for rather selfish reasons, (ok, purely selfish reasons) and this is the NFL news of the moment. I've also realized that one of the reasons we stopped updating besides laziness is that we may have tried too hard to focus purely on humor pieces. ESPN's Sportscenter and USA Today. The execution of the warrant clearly flies i...
