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The Art of Jaywalking: Ads!

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The Art of Jaywalking. Friday, May 08, 2009. Saved its best ads for me. Where else can you find links to the best remedies for foot odor and feminine hygiene products? Clearly, they know my audience, my demographics and my content. No ads would be more appropriate. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Great Mob Nicknames, Part 2. Great Mob Nicknames, Part 1. Merlin's List of Five Things. My Favorite Coffee House/Bar/Lounge.

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The Art of Jaywalking: October 2009

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The Art of Jaywalking. Thursday, October 15, 2009. Memo to: Mayor McCheese. From: Ignatius Counts, Lead Urban Consultant, Urban Industries Enterprises. Six months ago, per your guidance and direction, Urban Industry Enterprises (hereafter referred to as UIE. Was contracted by the Office of the Mayor to complete a thorough, strategic review of McDonaldland. The Office of the Mayor. Beginning with the the highest office in McDonaldland. O-Fish sandwiches, respectively. It is also fortunate that a third...

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The Art of Jaywalking: Dante Was Wrong

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The Art of Jaywalking. Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I was born in a size 10 shoe box but soon grew to a size 12. I like small change. I dye my hair a different color each week - but only my chest hair. I like tea and coffee - preferably in one cup. I hope to someday be Miss Pennsylvania. View my complete profile. Merlin's List of Five Things. My Favorite Coffee House/Bar/Lounge.

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The Art of Jaywalking: Great Mob Nicknames, Part 2

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The Art of Jaywalking. Thursday, May 21, 2009. Great Mob Nicknames, Part 2. I suppose beyond "Buttons," another appropriate mob nickname for me would be Knuckles, though it seems a bit shopworn. However, I happen to have a proclivity for cutting, scraping or otherwise injuring my knuckles. (And it goes without saying that I am not a classic knuckle-scraper as most mobsters are portrayed in cliche movies, books and other media.). It's a dangerous world. Protect your hands. Url=http:/ vegasonlines.net/...

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The Art of Jaywalking: Somewhere I Have Never Travelled

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The Art of Jaywalking. Friday, August 14, 2009. Somewhere I Have Never Travelled. I've traveled all over. I've been everyplace. Except Africa. And the Antarctic. Also Ireland. And Scotland. Nor have I been to Spain, Portugal, Germany, Switzerland or the Netherlands. Also have not been to Mexico- Christ, it's even connected to my country. While we're at it, I have never once visited a South or Central American country. Not one. Russia? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.

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The Art of Jaywalking: Great Mob Nicknames, Part 1

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The Art of Jaywalking. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Great Mob Nicknames, Part 1. If I were a member of the Mob- and I assure you Uncle Moe is not (and even if he were, he wouldn't tell you)- I think my nickname would be "Pockets." I utilize every pocket I have. I believe this is why the sport coat was invented. It's for the gentleman with . a lot of stuff to carry. The older I get, it seems the more pockets I need. Eyeglasses (outside upper jacket pocket- up until now rarely if ever used). This comment has bee...

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The Art of Jaywalking: Projects That Martin Scorsese Turned Down

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The Art of Jaywalking. Thursday, September 17, 2009. Projects That Martin Scorsese Turned Down. A day in the life of a group of suburban neighborhood toughs all aged 10 and under. A gritty look at the life of an Amish cab driver as he goes to the brink and contemplates using an electric toaster. Description not available at press time but was set to star Jim Carrey and Jerry Lewis. The Gangs of New Bedford. Mama, I Really Love Your Lasagna but Marie is My Wife. Description not available at press time.

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The Art of Jaywalking: An Incomplete List of Movies I Should Really See

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The Art of Jaywalking. Tuesday, December 16, 2008. An Incomplete List of Movies I Should Really See. In no particular order:. Fight Club (this one is iffy at best- it's more out of morbid, overhyped curiosity). Talladega Nights (the whole thing, uncut, without commercials). All About Eve (the whole thing). It Happened One Night. The Best Years of Our Lives. The Godfather (No interruptions). The Godfather 2 (No interruptions). The Remains of the Day. All the President's Men. To Kill A Mockingbird.

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The Art of Jaywalking: September 2009

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The Art of Jaywalking. Friday, September 25, 2009. On the Magazine Shelf. According to the American Magazine Association of America*, more than 15 new magazine titles appear per year* . The following are some we're looking forward to seeing:. The magazine for practicing Buddhists. For the barely fashionably aware. A bunch of articles on where your tax dollars are spent and reality TV. For the angry man (lots of ads for Red Bull and Hummers). The magazine for people who will always be richer than you.

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The Art of Jaywalking: America's Celebrity Shortage

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The Art of Jaywalking. Thursday, August 27, 2009. Celebrities from such far flung places as France, Italy, Russia and - gasp - India (we understand that Bollywood is gaining fast traction on our own celebrity culture). What will that mean in terms of our celebrity economy? Imagine if we import a dozen or more. (Perhaps we could get a bulk discount). Trashing a hotel room or its lead singer OD-ing in his girlfriend's apartment on the Upper West Side. It simply won't give us the same secret thrill; it'...