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All the Times My Kids Ruined My Sex Life
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The Nomad Mom Diary. I'm carrying around a LOT of baggage. All the Times My Kids Ruined My Sex Life. My kids don’t want any more siblings. Oh sure, they might *say* they do, but as soon as I even think about the giving the one-eyed snake a little attention, those two little cockblocks start popping up faster than a whack-a-mole. Morning sex becomes practically impossible when you’re dealing with a kid who wakes up before the cock crows. Literally. (See what I did there? What about the shower, you say?
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life’s hll | Crankoutloud
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Tag Archives: life’s hll. August 10, 2015. What a weird day when seventy no longer looks old to me, and I find AARP magazine articles riveting. Seventy is sure to come in a heartbeat. And hell yeah I want to read financial tips and what Steve Martin has been up to! Strange to realize I’m looking down the other side of life’s hill. Musings, Rants and Scribbles…. Have guns and marijuana, will travel. Why I'm glad my husband isn't a drug dealer. I want to walk around my house. Tailgating, the art of.
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elderly neighbors | Crankoutloud
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Tag Archives: elderly neighbors. August 10, 2015. What a weird day when seventy no longer looks old to me, and I find AARP magazine articles riveting. Seventy is sure to come in a heartbeat. And hell yeah I want to read financial tips and what Steve Martin has been up to! Strange to realize I’m looking down the other side of life’s hill. Musings, Rants and Scribbles…. Have guns and marijuana, will travel. Why I'm glad my husband isn't a drug dealer. I want to walk around my house. Tailgating, the art of.
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youth | Crankoutloud
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August 10, 2015. What a weird day when seventy no longer looks old to me, and I find AARP magazine articles riveting. Seventy is sure to come in a heartbeat. And hell yeah I want to read financial tips and what Steve Martin has been up to! Strange to realize I’m looking down the other side of life’s hill. Musings, Rants and Scribbles…. Have guns and marijuana, will travel. Why I'm glad my husband isn't a drug dealer. I want to walk around my house. Tailgating, the art of. A (sometimes) cranky blog.
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No Trade Jack: Day Two Without Kids Or My Husband Around
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Sunday, September 6, 2015. Day Two Without Kids Or My Husband Around. Now I know what website I will be obsessed with on day three of no kids/husband. Licks thousand island from the corners of my mouth. Bow ties aren't just for boy cats anymore! Save me from adopting more pets and interact with me on Facebook! I'm a mom of four awesome, crazy kids. I struggle with trying to find my calling in ...
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No Trade Jack: Not Missing The P Anymore
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Sunday, January 3, 2016. Not Missing The P Anymore. The old laptop that I was using to blog with ended up having an unfortunate accident with my coffee one morning which resulted in the loss of the letter " P. From my writing unless I wanted to ctrl c a P. Whenever I type an N. I end up with an extra H. And whenever I type a B. I end up with an extra G. Wnhenhever I type anh NH,. Anhd vice versa&#...
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No Trade Jack: August 2015
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Monday, August 31, 2015. I'm Starting To Doubt My Genius, And I Don't Like It. Nursery Rhymes. On paper towels. I can't find any pictures of them on the internet because that was before the internet was a thing and everyone just lived life and didn't have to take pictures of their paper towels to prove they were living life to the fullest. Also, what's going on in this nursery rhyme? And, either p...
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No Trade Jack: February 2016
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Thursday, February 25, 2016. My Name Is Shawna, And I Am A Trash Digger. I have channeled my hatred for litter into art recently, much to my husband and children's chagrin. Our house is literally overflowing with all of my stupid crafty, Pinteresty, cluttery crap already and now I am adding actual trash (and not even our own trash) to the mess. This one is a little more random, but I still like it.
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No Trade Jack: January 2016
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Thursday, January 28, 2016. I wrote this a while back and since I have fourteen loads of laundry to do today I am going to recycle a post. As I make my way down the hallway, soft piano notes become pounding fists of pure, tortured toddler soul, pummeling it's pain out onto the unassuming black and white keys. The two older girls. I'm huuuuunnnngrrrry.," escapes the lips of these miniature mart...
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No Trade Jack: The Electric Champagne New Year's Test
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Master At Jack Shit. Mother Of Four. The People Who Choose To Love Me. This is my family. Watermark and all. Friday, January 1, 2016. The Electric Champagne New Year's Test. We rang in the new year with a round of tasing each other's butts and arms, thanks to my brother who gifted me a taser gun last year for Christmas. Thanks, bro! This is also how my husband and I celebrated after we got married last year. Come to think about it, it's how we celebrate almost everything. I'm a mom of four awesome, crazy...
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