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The DARE Program: July 2009
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009. I was in Hamilton, Bermuda, the other day, chilling at a coffee shop, using their free WiFi, when this box walked by me:. The owner's kid was parading around, having the time of his life, unaware that what he's doing is totally weird. At what age do we stop letting kids do strange things? I'd put him at 7 years old; do you think if he was thirteen it wouldn't be as endearing? What if I did it today? I think I could pull it off. Somebody get me a refrigerator box.
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The DARE Program: December 2008
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Thursday, December 18, 2008. Blogging is going to be a challenge on the ship. I realize I used to take the internet for granted, Here, it's a treat! You're in luck if you can find a decent signal, and when you do, it's expensive! Wait, a second. Am I complaining? Forgive me. I'll take a slow expensive internet connection over snow ANY DAY. Box macaroni and cheese. However, I can have steak and lobster, fresh fruit, decadent desserts, sushi, and all kinds of unique meals, for free. What's my problem?
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The DARE Program: Not Too Bright
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011. I'd like to share with you the dumbest thought I've ever had. This happened years ago, and even after all this time I haven't trumped myself with a dumber thought. that I know of. Feel free to inform me if I've ever said something bonehead-ier than this:. A man rode by me on a recumbent bicycle, and I thought "Oh what a cool bike. He must be paralyzed from the waist up.". The fact that I soon after realized how impossible that is comforts me slightly. View my complete profile.
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The DARE Program: Pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep...
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Monday, October 5, 2009. Pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep. If you're a woman reading this and thinking to yourself, "I don't do that! Now I have that song stuck in my head! October 13, 2009 at 12:18 PM. Sounds like you have Trouble. right here in River City. with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for.uh. something. Pee talk? Give me a break, I didnt think this joke through. October 22, 2009 at 9:14 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The DARE Program: September 2011
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011. I'd like to share with you the dumbest thought I've ever had. This happened years ago, and even after all this time I haven't trumped myself with a dumber thought. that I know of. Feel free to inform me if I've ever said something bonehead-ier than this:. A man rode by me on a recumbent bicycle, and I thought "Oh what a cool bike. He must be paralyzed from the waist up.". The fact that I soon after realized how impossible that is comforts me slightly. It Boils Down To This.
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The DARE Program: Trash
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Friday, November 27, 2009. To my Do-Gooder Friends,. Go to KeepOceansClean.org to save. The Little Mermaid? The Environmental Defense Fund is dedicated to protecting the environmental rights of all people, including future generations. Either they think eventually we'll mate with fish, or they are desperate to reach us by appealing to our childhood heroines. Don't eat that plastic bag! If only we'd donated ten bucks to that foundation! December 7, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The DARE Program: March 2009
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009. I've been asked by several sources to write something new so they don't have to see a half-naked woman hula hooping every time they check this blog. So, here's a new pic:. The room stewards make animals out of towels sometimes. I love coming back to my room when there's a surprise waiting for me. In case you can't tell, that's a monkey. He has packets of creamer for eyes. Brilliant. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Everything you've heard. and so much more. View my complete profile.
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The DARE Program: It Boils Down To This
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Thursday, September 15, 2011. It Boils Down To This. There are two types of people: those who return the shopping cart to the cart corral, and those who don't. You don't have to tell me. Just start returning the cart to the corral, precious jewel. In a word.yes. September 20, 2011 at 10:25 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Everything you've heard. and so much more. View my complete profile. It Boils Down To This. Sarahs Back. Back Again.
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The DARE Program: July 2010
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Thursday, July 15, 2010. I have to come clean. I haven't updated this blog in awhile because I wasn't ready to publicly admit something shameful. I've finally resigned myself to my misdeed, and I'm ready to shout it from the mountaintops! Or, inform the three of you that still check this site periodically between Facebook and your work email. I've moved to Branson, Missouri. Sigh I know. WTF, right? Now for damage control. Twice a week now. On Friday and Saturday nights, I get to perform at The Skinny Im...
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The DARE Program: February 2009
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Sunday, February 15, 2009. This past week, I encountered the craziest people on this ship. Apparently they're offering a package for nutjobs, because they're all here. Take for instance, this person:. I’d freak out if I couldn’t send a random thought to someone and get an immediate response. It would be so alienating! Emailing has become my new texting. I've learned a valuable lesson about alone time. In order to dissuade anyone from intruding it's important to remove any surrounding chairs. I fa...Gross...
