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Always Drunk: Trash and Treasure
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Sunday, May 17, 2015. First, an update. You guys gave me some fantastic advice regarding what to do with the sash from my sister-in-law's wedding. I really appreciate all your comments and suggestions. You rock. Here's what I actually decided to do. That's a pile of random crap I'm throwing away,. Including a pink tie-dye Snuggie. So off it goes. Next, um, another update. ChrisS tells me that the strange item I found among my possessions. It's not that I haven't smoked exotic substances in my day. It...
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Always Drunk: Bender Placeholder
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Sunday, July 31, 2011. OK, folks, I've got a post coming up later today, but first I've got to rent a clarinet and take some Prozac and fold some towels. A day jam-packed with fun. So by way of putting up something until I can write a realy Sunday post, here's a picture of my personal hero, Bender from "Futurama.". Until we meet again.bite my shiny metal ass, my darlings. May 9, 2012 at 2:18 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Best Friends I've Never Met. French Lesson Number One. Wino on a Ramble.
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Always Drunk: Always Drunk FAQ
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This FAQ was updated in November 2014. If you want to read the old version,. You can find it here. Everything in it is still true, but I'm bored with those questions now. Welcome to my Frequently Asked Questions page! Here's everything you need to know to avoid being that person who doesn't know everything there is to know about the acclaimed blog "Always Drunk." That person sucks. Don't be that person. Just kidding. I love you all. Now shut up and read. Why do you write this blog? Well, yeah, but why?
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Always Drunk: Home Is Where the Unreasonable Ideal Is
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Monday, May 11, 2015. Home Is Where the Unreasonable Ideal Is. I'm pretty addicted to HGTV. In fact, I should have had this post up hours ago, but,. You know.back to back episodes of "Love It or List It.". I learn a lot from watching home buying/selling/renovating shows. The most important thing, of course, is that other people have shit for taste. You can't simply lay a salad bar sneeze guard on its side. And call it a sink. Is that a chandelier, or did Hobby Lobby and Home Depot. However, since I could...
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Always Drunk: Addendum to Yesterday's Post
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Thursday, July 7, 2011. Addendum to Yesterday's Post. Yesterday I listed my picks for the five butt-ugliest cars. For sale right now. On my list was the little Nissan Cube. Lord, please smite this vehicle. 65279;So, with help from Precocious Daughter, I tried to find an ugly car to take the Cube's spot on my list. We scoured the streets and pored over websites, looking for likely candidates. Here's what we came up with:. Maybe they should call it the Bipolar Express. Instead of the bread-shaped bread.
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Always Drunk: I Know People
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Saturday, May 16, 2015. I know a lot of married people. I know a lot of single people. I know a lot of divorced people. I know people who are in their 30s and have never been married. (Some want to be, some don't.). I know people who (like me) have never really been single. I know people who dated for years before finding their perfect match. I know people who married their high school sweetheart. I know people who have weathered multiple failed marriages but still haven't given up on the idea of love.
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Always Drunk: Follow Up: Mollified But Not Satisfied
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Thursday, January 9, 2014. Follow Up: Mollified But Not Satisfied. This picture of raw chicken wings is brought to you by a whole bunch of freaking machinations required to make Blogger upload pictures, even after clearing my cache AND installing Firefox. Also, here's a .gif of Benedict Cumberbatch being adorable on the Graham Norton show, just to prove to myself that I've solved the problem. This guinea pig totally disapproves of you, Blogger. January 10, 2014 at 1:21 PM. Youre thinking it, you may as w...
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Always Drunk: Hey, Judge My Memories, OK? (Updated)
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Wednesday, May 13, 2015. Hey, Judge My Memories, OK? Note: I've made a few edits since posting this last night, because it sort of read like something a drunk person might have written. For some reason. I've been struggling with what to write about tonight. I've decided to simply relate an anecdote. In January 1992, my sister-in-law got married. I was a member of her wedding party. Completely unrelated, but the Obamas. Also married in 1992. So cute, they are. Apparently my camera didn't like the shine.
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Always Drunk: Things (I Don't Understand, Please Help)
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Friday, May 15, 2015. Things (I Don't Understand, Please Help). Regular readers know that I've been going through. All my stuff and deciding what to keep. And what to toss. Trash, treasure, none of the above? In the process of combing through everything I've owned in the last 25 years, I've come across many interesting items, and a lot of memories, and many things I'd forgotten I owned. And at least one complete WTF headscratcher of an artifact. I'll tell you what I'm talking about, Arnold. If you have i...
