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Jaya Has No Blog: February 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Sunday, February 27, 2005. Hilary Swank: You're not fooling anybody, you're still a man. Gwenyth Paltrow: So close to having a good dress this time. No more ugly cotton candy princess thing, no more man teats, but if you could have pulled up the top it would have been perfect. Clint Eastwood: Uhh.dude, you're melting. Johnny Depp: I don't care what they say, you looked awesome. Prince: Fuck me right now. Kate Winslet: You are gorgeous.
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Jaya Has No Blog: January 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Monday, January 31, 2005. I Love My Friends. Can you imagine how hard it is to clean your VAGINA? Do they sell special brushes or something. But for your vagina. Fuck douche, that just spreads shit around. I think you need a vagina sweep. Like a chimeney sweep. Is it like a little man in a box. No tiny tim had a bad leg. This is like Dick Van Dyke with a cockney accent. That has vagina sweep written all over it. Oh man you're amazing.
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Jaya Has No Blog: September 2004
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, September 30, 2004. Yeah that wasn't witty at all. I got it from the chalking outside of my dorm. Damn I'm lame. And I keep thinking I see a cat on my bed. I'm loosing it. But the debate was awesome. I just miss Edwards. That man was where the votes were. So once again I feel as if my blog has gone down since posts among the absurd ranks of Live Porn. Or the deep and intellectual goodbye to my childhood. So I'm waiting on Ali c...
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Jaya Has No Blog: "Wanna drive me to the hospital?"
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, March 13, 2008. Wanna drive me to the hospital? I hate Tulane student health and I hate pinkeye. And I love feeling this happy and this loved. This year just gets better and better. Now Playing: "The Way I Are" by Timbaland. Posted by Jaya @ 7:59 PM. East Village, New York, United States. Coolest Fedora-wearing-waffles- and-nutella-eating-puddle- jumping-Eddie-Izzard- quoting-guitar-playing- ticklish-charmer you have ever met.
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Jaya Has No Blog: Remember that time?
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Thursday, February 21, 2008. Hey, remember that time I left Sarah's house, and within 30 seconds had injured myself? Like, how I walked back into my apartment where Kendall and Mary and Jim (who I was actually meeting for the first time) were watching O Brother, Where Art Thou? And I opened the kitchen cabinet and a bunch of pint glasses got pushed off the microwave and shattered on the ground? Yeah, that was pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, ...
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Jaya Has No Blog: Who spiked my beer with acid?
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Saturday, February 23, 2008. Who spiked my beer with acid? I had this dream last night where I woke up to Stacey making chocolate banana muffins. Except they were tiny, and we kept dropping them. But then she told me to use the batter to make pancakes, only the pancakes kept coming out in long strips instead of turning into circles. And she was yelling "YOU'RE MAKING POBLANOS! What The. Fuck? Posted by Jaya @ 1:32 PM.
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Jaya Has No Blog: June 2004
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Tuesday, June 29, 2004. You don't think I can finish it before I get back? I am the Queen of finishing it before I get back! That was an interesting little thing I had going in my head when I got Mr. Softie after delivering CD's somewhere uptown. It would have been a lot funnier if someone had actually questioned my ability to finish the ice cream before I got back. Posted by Jaya @ 11:45 AM. 3 people have opinions. Sunday, June 27, 2004.
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Jaya Has No Blog: Dreaming
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Wednesday, February 20, 2008. Also, why do neither of the democratic candidates have anything about their stances on music and arts in public education on their websites? At this point, I think Huckabee is the only one who says anything about that, which is just depressing. Now Playing: "Talk of the Nation" NPR Podcast. PPS- Don't you hate it when people in books describe you and your fears better than you could ever put into words?
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Jaya Has No Blog: "Jaya, you only ate 3 courses? ANOREXIC!"
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Monday, March 24, 2008. Jaya, you only ate 3 courses? The cruise was awesome. I'm tan and relaxed and happy now. Even sleeping in a closet with 3 other people didn't frustrate me, and neither did the seasickness on the first day. I got day of the dead art, good mexican food, margaritas, and overall it was everything I wanted. I came back to a huge easter feast and lots of wine, so that didn't hurt either. Posted by Jaya @ 4:22 PM.
